Zombie Apocalypse: Texas Man Eats Family Dog After Smoking Fake Weed

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Michael Daniel ate a dog (sigh).

Straight from the "what the fuck" files, we bring you the latest yarn from the ongoing Zombie Apocalypse. Today's installment comes from the great state of Texas, where police say a man ate the family dog after smoking synthetic marijuana.

Go ahead and let that sink in for a minute.

Michael Daniel, 22, was arrested near Waco yesterday after family members called police earlier this month to report that he was going berserk.

According to local media reports, on June 14, Daniel allegedly assaulted a few of his friends and neighbors while running around on all fours -- as he growled and barked like a dog.

Then the munchies set in...

Daniel then grabbed the family's dog, beat it, choked it, and then bit off chunks of the dog's flesh.

When police found him, he was on the front porch of the home with blood smeared on his face and shirt. He was taken to a local hospital to calm down.

Sadly, the dog didn't make it -- the animal died at the home following the attack.

Daniel was released from the hospital and taken into police custody yesterday. He's been hit with one felony count of animal cruelty.

As we've come to find out, synthetic drugs have a tendency to turn people into blood-thirsty maniacs.

Just yesterday, we reported on a woman who tried to eat a cop while under the influence of bath salts.

A few weeks earlier, for the second time in less than a month, a Florida man -- 26-year-old Charles Baker -- was arrested for allegedly taking a bite out someone, also while under the influence of bath salts.

About two weeks before that, a Louisiana man also is suspected of being under the influence of bath salts when he gnawed the face of his neighbor.

And lest we forget the story that kicked off the "Zombie Apocalypse" craze -- Miami "zombie" Rudy Eugene, who was under the influence of drugs at the time of a brutal cannibalistic attack that left his victim, Ronald Poppo, without a face. That drug, of course, was bath
salts.

The hype of the ongoing zombie apocalypse has become so widespread that the Centers for Disease Control even issued a statement last month saying that the "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)."

Given the recent spike in bizarre cannibal stories, we're chalking up the fact that Daniel didn't eat a human as a sign that the world's zombie problem is improving.

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leighgirl.com
leighgirl.com

One of just many reasons I hate texas an sure do not miss living in the usa. People are not shocking but just stupid at times like that. I wish the man was given up to a wild wolf pack to let his useless body be of use but sadly even a wolf pack is not as inhumane as a human so he would probably make a meal of them instead.

buddercup008
buddercup008

I bet that if he wasn't on fake pot then that would not have happened I blame the fake sh**

Bobby_chief
Bobby_chief

First off they report mary j was the only thing in their system but they dont pickup the synthetics and who if ur trying bath salts u probs have weed in ur system cuz everybody does even crack heads smoke weed 

Mamabears420
Mamabears420

I hope he is dead by now..plz someone in jail put a shank in his has that is a peice of s*** human being who dnt diserve air

MELANIE_CORREAL
MELANIE_CORREAL

 ALSO PEOPLE.....MARAJUANA IS A DOWNER....MARAJUANA IS THC.! WHAT THE F**K IS SYNTHETIC THC????? CAN'T BE THC.. IT IS NOT AN UPPER. THIS SHIT  CAUSES  SENSORY OVERLOAD....BATHSALTS, WHEN TAKEN RELEASES ALL OF YOUR PHEROMONES CAUSING YOU TO FEEL EVERY EMOTION POSSIBLE....CAUSING YOU TO CRASH MENTALLY , YOU BECOME MENTALLY-UNSTABLE OR "PSYCHOTIC"....THC CAN NOT DO THAT F**KTARDS!

Guest
Guest

Actually, it was found that bath salts were not involved in the initial "zombie face eating" attack. Of course several laws were enacted in the meantime regulating these substances, and even after it was reported that bath salts were not involved, irresponsible "journalists" keep bringing them up.

fred
fred

It's just a joke.

Kpop
Kpop

First of all labs haven't even been able to identify all the chemicals in bathsalts and synthetic mj...its not easily traceable so they wouldn't know that it wasn't in these peoples system...those of u saying its a conspiracy clearly use the drugs yourselves and r trying to make exscuses for it. Who is the idiot? Some of these zombie people admitted that those were the drugs they used. Wake up people and stop injesting things that have no buissnes in your body. The rest of us shouldn't have to pay for your idiocy. Furthur more...Obama may not be to blame for this but still he is an idiot and a joke of a prez...whatever trouble this country was in before has only been made worse by him.

Sean Santosuosso
Sean Santosuosso

the Miami guy was not high on anything they confirmed that. Wheres their explanation for that.

Walley
Walley

Alright here is what is up people. Firstly lets just say that any of this actually did happen. Most likely the people involved had alot more going on then synthetic drugs. Secondly Tox reports do not detect most chemicals in the synthetic stuff if at all, thats the point in why they were invented, and thirdly This seems to be quiet an amazing resemblance to the yellow propaganda that kicked off back in the 30s covering Marijuana( i.e. Reefer Madness) where the media and govt lied their asses off to the public in order to build fear over drugs, and more easily make them illegal. Seriously if you have never seen "Reefer Madness" then just look it up. Its the same shit just now their using "Zombie" bullshit references because they know if anything says  "Zombie" on it then they will read it, and be scared if they use it that they will go on some sort of zombie rampage. Its just all a bunch of smoke and mirrors to make the people more afraid of something then is necessary. And all of you are buying right into it. Thank you for reading and have a nice day.

Walley
Walley

 Just so you guys know, the synthetic chemicals in the bath salts and fake MJ are not detectable in a tox report, the whole selling point in those things are the fact that if you have a job that does random drug screens or on parole or something like that, then you use the fake shit because it doesn't show up on the reports, so you can do it without loosing your job, or going back to jail.

ThePixie
ThePixie

Just as a note...I had read that toxicology reports on the Miami man who went berzerker did NOT in fact have Bath Salts in his system.

Lauren Herndon
Lauren Herndon

Inaccurate. Rudy Eugene tested positive for nothing other than the presence of marijuana once they released the post-autopsy toxicology reports.

Juanacosta3000
Juanacosta3000

They discovered that Rudy didn't have bath salts... it was just weed

Tittyboi
Tittyboi

This article is inaccurate, no bath salts in the Miami case.

anon
anon

no bath salts in Randy Eugene's system, check your facts....

lolaB
lolaB

Well the comment still won't make sense, because something tells me this guy isn't a law abiding person.. I doubt the fact that natural marijuana is illegal is the reason why he chose the synthetic version.   oo bad he won't get life for such a viscous attack since it wasn't a human he killed.  Although he should.  Scary scary people!

libby
libby

rudy eugene tox reports back (chewed guys face off in the florida, the 1st case) only marajuana in his system, nothing else

Sakara
Sakara

all this weird stuff only happened after obama became president!

Sakara
Sakara

just like obama eating a dog in kenya!

Justin_stinnitt
Justin_stinnitt

 holy shit zombies are real!!!i am prepared mutha fucks

kristen0974
kristen0974

Bath salts DO NOT show up in toxicology reports people unless they are specifically tested for it

harakeshboutique
harakeshboutique

@Sean Santosuosso Where are you? Pay your child support, loser.

Kkkal
Kkkal

Sounds like ya r making exscuses to do these drugs...kids r really dieing from bathsalts and k2...that's a fact not a cover up...don't beleive me? Go ask their grieving families, look them in the face and say its a conspiracy. If it can make perfectly healthy teens drop dead, why in the Hell would u think it wouldn't make u crazy??? Jeez ppl use ur brains

Jenniferrychel
Jenniferrychel

Genesis 1:11-13 NIV Then God said, "Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds." And it was so. The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day. GOD put marijuana on this earth and man put a law on it. The bible says that if its good then its GOD. MAN says its bad but if it was do bad people who are sick and have cancer wouldbt use. Also the bible says thatu should not trust in Man cause he lie to u. And thats exactly what the government does

T.j. MrJaxon Jackson
T.j. MrJaxon Jackson

^^this comment dont make sense because if marijuana was legal there would be no reason for the synthetic version. and ppl like u are the reason why the world is the way it is passing judgement on someone because the use of marijuana. marijuana being illegal is stupid in the first place because its a victimless crime. n still continues to be. the synthetic version is legal in most places and undetectable so it would be the reason he chose to use it. if u drink do u drink a non-alcoholic beer? no not unless u have too! 

princess20
princess20

You dumb ass wipe, how can obama have anythin to do with this shit. Its been happening before him. Its jus happening alot more

Jj_55_jj
Jj_55_jj

Obama is the anti- christ and that's the bottom line. He's been in office for 4 years now and we've had nothing but problems.

Junior23
Junior23

Lol a lot of shit has happened sence that jigabo sat in a white mans chair.

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