SCIENTOLOGY TV: FALL LINEUP REVEALED!

By Tony Ortega Fri., Jul. 13 2012 at 4:22 PM

Love Boat, Scientology Style!

Scientologists have already discovered what a great medium television is for convincing members to fork out huge amounts of money, as we can see from this 9-minute video beckoning people to Scientology's private cruise ship, the Freewinds.

But with their own channel, we see Sharron Weber getting her own show, broadcast from such exotic locations as Aruba and Curacao!

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DrNoneck

I can't feel my legs.

MrsLibnish

OMG! That is just terrible. Once you watch it, you can't unwatch it. Take this as a warning.

FistOfXenu

So in 1945 when LRH was supposed to be blind and crippled from all those combat injuries he never had from all the combat he never saw, he went to a meeting where people intelligent enough to invent and build the atomic bomb were stupid enough to announce that they wanted to overthrow the government? AND they announced their intention to build a bomb so each physicist could have one, so that the physicists could never be arrested? It's a good thing I've got good bladder control, I'm laughing so hard. LRH wrote crappy fiction as fiction and even crappier fiction as fact, but he could've made a decent clown.

Jgg

How about a TV game show entitled "Who wants to marry Tom Cruise?" Scientology did choose his previous wife, after all.

Jgg

Did Ms. Hilton ever hurt anyone?

Poison Ivy

Wow. Just Wow. In the words of the Great One. Actually, no words can describe the Tom Cruise full "tribute" video. Never saw it in its contextual entirety before (the pre-Award presentation video.) First of all, to the dedicated workers of Golden Age Productions - umm, it's called "editing." Secondly, seeing this video makes me understand better why Cruise would have a very hard time leaving this "religion." Miscavige seems to have "created" an identity for Tom that is incomplete without Scientology. In reading Tony's brilliant columns recently, it is becoming clear that Scientology is falling apart at the seams (and damn well about time - no thanks to the IRS or FBI or other law enforcement that should have taken them on long, long ago!). But how can Mr. Cruise back away from this role he's been cast in without a massive losing of face? Without a total loss of credibility? Does he even have the backbone to come out and say "I was duped?" Who will he say he is without it? Will he even know?

John P.

That doesn't make any sense. Why would someone try to reach back into British comedy of several decades ago to compare a vicious evil cult like Scientology with the bizarrely rouge-costumed characters on Monty Python's "Spanish Inquisition" sketch? How do the antics of Cardinals Ximenez, Fang and Biggles portray anything other than loopy incompetence? I don't see the keepers of the Hole, when interrogating Heber, saying "Cardinal Fang, fetch ... the COMFY CHAIR!!!!!" ;-)