Random Ass-Stabbing Leaves Queens Man Bloody, Confused

Categories: Crime, WTF?

We'll spare you the "better watch your ass" puns and get right to the point: there's a random ass-stabber on the loose in New York and he's already claimed one victim.

As you can see in the video above, the man in the white shirt walks up to a man in line at a deli in the Forest Hills section of Queens and repeatedly stabs him in the ass. The suspect then runs out of the store.

It makes literally no sense.

The victim -- who needed minor medical attention -- reportedly doesn't know the man who stabbed him, nor does he know why his ass was targeted.

The ass-stabber may have done time -- the stabbing resembles your average prison shanking that would make even Adebisi proud.

The ass-stabber remains on the loose.

Anyone with information about the random ass-stabbing is asked to call police.

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6 comments
Vermont_Vermont
Vermont_Vermont

How can you possibly laugh at this?  That is scary stuff. They better catch this ass-stabber immediately. 

random_eddie
random_eddie

@tjic I watched the video. No donkeys were injured. Typical shoddy journalism.

teleny23
teleny23

what a pain in the ass! Now we've got to keep watching it! moan...

avoidcliches
avoidcliches

@sherihoidra say whaaaaaaa? wow, maybe i will need to get those iron pants lol.

sherihoidra
sherihoidra

@avoidcliches hahaha me too. I wonder if we can find iron pants buy one get one free.

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