Clint Eastwood Narrates New Pro-Romney Ad, Makes It Sound Much More Epic Than It Actually Is

For a while, Clint Eastwood was the true third party in this election. After his endorsement for Romney, the Hollywood bravado set off a media firestorm with his self-destructive tirade against a stool during the RNC and his even more self-destructive explanation of said speech. We laughed, we cried, and we got over it real quick -- kinda like Trouble With the Curve.

Since then, the star has remained relatively mum while the campaigns kicked into high gear heading into November. America took its attention off Dirty Harry to focus on the bigger issues at hand here, like the "binders of women" or Big Bird.

At least for the time being.

Think of it as a sequel to his "Halftime in America" pro-Detroit ad during the Super Bowl last year. In a new swing state spot for Karl Rove's SuperPAC, Crossroads GPS, Eastwood has the following message for America:

"In the last few years, America's been knocked down. Twenty-three million people can't find full-time work, and we borrow 4 billion dollars every single day from China. When someone doesn't get the job done, you gotta hold 'em accountable. Obama's second term would just be a re-run of the first, and our country just couldn't survive that. We need someone who can turn it around fast and that man is Mitt Romney. There's not that much time left, and the future of our country is at stake."

You've heard this all before if you've watched any of the debates or listened to Romney or Ryan for more than 20 seconds, America. But something about the voice of Eastwood makes that message come alive like never before. His rugged tone adds on another layer of anxiety to the already super-anxious message at hand. We are running out of time, guys, Romney is our only hope.

Then you Google "Eastwood RNC" and everything's back to normal -- just in time to watch Mystic River.

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The Republican argument has been, "vote for Mitt Romney because Obama sucks." Almost nobody supports Mitt Romney - they just want Obama out of office, and will vote for anyone but him. The choice is between the lesser of the evils. We're fucked no matter who gets elected.Living in NY, my vote doesn't matter anyways, so I'm just writing in Ron Paul. Or maybe Jimmy McMillan, the "Rent is Too Damn High" guy. Either of them would be a better pick! 

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