Donald Trump, Publicity Slut, Will Blow Our Minds on Wednesday -- In 140 Characters or Less

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Brace yourselves, New York: Donald Trump will be making an announcement on Wednesday that -- according to him -- could change everything in this year's presidential election. And he will be making this monumental announcement on Twitter -- the appropriate forum for such colossal news to be broken.

Trump appeared on Fox and Friends this morning where he announced the announcement.

"We have sources, Donald, who tell us you have a large -- bordering on gigantic -- announcement this week," co-host Steve Doocy asked, setting the Donald up for his announcement...of an announcement.

When asked what this "gigantic" announcement included, Trump kept things vague, telling Doocy, "It's all in one -- everything -- it's very big."

He added that "I know you will cover it in a very big fashion."

Has Trump finally found the nonexistent proof that the president is a Kenyan version of the Manchurian Candidate sent to the U.S. by his Muslim brothers to destroy the country? Did the Donald uncover Obama's fictitious Jihadist roots? Is he announcing a breakthrough in tinfoil helmet technology?

Who knows -- but our breath, obviously, is bated. Our minds, ready to be blown -- Donald Trump is about to change the world...with a "tweet!"

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ParableJean
ParableJean

@OccupyWallStNYC What a shame it's come down to this. Climate change, poverty, voter suppression, we're obsessed with the Donald clown

mctwinsmom
mctwinsmom

@OccupyWallStNYC @realDonaldTrump because he made his point.The cert is still in question.It wasn't scanned it was pieced together

TruthSquadTV
TruthSquadTV

@OccupyWallStNYC who cares what @RealDonaldTrump found? Are you guys supporting Barack Goldman Obama?

CVP60
CVP60

@OccupyWallStNYC @realDonaldTrump shhhhh, it's a secret, like the team of birth certificate investigators in Hawaii. What a joke, can't wait

TRUELY
TRUELY

NOT SURPRISED, MOOCHELLE IS LIKE HITLER

sgratin
sgratin

 Love my job, since I've been bringing in $82h… I sit at home, music playing while I work in front of my new iMac that I got now that I'm making it online… Red97DOtcom

mjhalpin42
mjhalpin42

@The Announcement is that the Present Occupier of the White Houne is a Muslim and he Faces Mecca 5 Times a Day to Pray !!!

paperrosie53
paperrosie53

@NewYorkPhotoGal Wondering what kind of BS he bought for show and tell this time?

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