Donald Trump, Publicity Slut, Will Blow Our Minds on Wednesday -- In 140 Characters or Less
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Trump appeared on Fox and Friends this morning where he announced the announcement.
"We have sources, Donald, who tell us you have a large -- bordering on gigantic -- announcement this week," co-host Steve Doocy asked, setting the Donald up for his announcement...of an announcement.
When asked what this "gigantic" announcement included, Trump kept things vague, telling Doocy, "It's all in one -- everything -- it's very big."
He added that "I know you will cover it in a very big fashion."
Has Trump finally found the nonexistent proof that the president is a Kenyan version of the Manchurian Candidate sent to the U.S. by his Muslim brothers to destroy the country? Did the Donald uncover Obama's fictitious Jihadist roots? Is he announcing a breakthrough in tinfoil helmet technology?
Who knows -- but our breath, obviously, is bated. Our minds, ready to be blown -- Donald Trump is about to change the world...with a "tweet!"
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