Sign Our Petition to Kick Donald Trump Off the Internet

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The sun came up yesterday, so it should come as no surprise to anyone that billionaire "Birther" bozo Donald Trump made a complete ass of himself.

In addition to making an ass of himself all day yesterday, "the Donald" made an ass of himself all day today -- and will continue to make an ass of himself tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day.

In an effort to save Trump from himself, we've started a petition to get him kicked off the Internet. And we -- and "the Donald" -- need your help.

Trump's Twitter twerpiness has been well-chronicled by this publication and other media outlets. And it needs to come to an end before the ego-gasm he has every time people acknowledge that he still exists literally makes his bulbous head explode.

The latest ramblings of America's dopiest billionaire were in response to the re-election of Kenyan Manchurian Candidate Barack Obama. We'll spare you the details, but -- surprise, surprise -- Trump made an ass of himself.

"The Donald's" bumbling "tweets" were so douchey that NBC News anchor Brian Williams reported them with the preface that Trump has "driven well past the last exit to relevance."

So, Trump went on another Twitter tirade -- again making a complete ass of himself -- targeting Williams.

According to Trump, the trusted anchor is a "dummy."

Ranting and raving aside, Trump's mastered the art of the completely transparent humble-brag -- his publicizing his rare ventures into philanthropy transcend douchiness.

Prior to his tirade about Williams, Trump posted three "tweets" alerting his nearly two million Twitter followers that he's donating a truck of food to hurricane-ravaged New Yorkers in Queens.

This is the same carnival-barking phony who dangled $5 million in front of AIDS patients by attempting to philanthropically extort the president of the United States.

He's also the same guy who's been dubbed "the least charitable billionaire."

I
n the past 21 years, Trump's foundation has donated a grand total of $7.7 million to charity, according to an April 2011 article posted on The Smoking Gun.

Of that $7.7 million, only $3.7 million was taken from Trump's personal fortune, which is estimated to be roughly $3.1 billion.

Without the power of the Internet, Trump's idiocy wouldn't see the light of day.

Sign our petition below.


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octobercat38
octobercat38

If Macy would like to keep dealing with Donald Trump then I will just stop shoping at Macy stores. That would not be a problem for me.

davefaler
davefaler

The democrats need Trump,Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter and the whole looney crew, their opinions is why Obama got elected.

SallySauce
SallySauce

As an American this fool has the freedom and every right to be a fool...and document it for the world to see.  No ban...let's keep our eyes on this ass.  It's never a good idea when hate mongers go undercover...so to speak.

Ford
Ford

I think Donald is inspiring. I've read some of his books and yes even they are not written like you would expect of a billionaire. That's what I like about him, he tells it like he sees it and defends what he says. Sure I don't agree with everything the Donald says or does but his underlying philosphies are great. I try and implement them in my daily life so I can have a little bit of the Donald with me every day.

pnoman
pnoman

You know what? No. Dont sign a petition. He wants there to be a backlash of people trying to stifle his right to freespeech, that way he looks like the good guy standing up for truth and the 'murican way. No, let him talk , let him destroy himself so that we can finaly shut him up the RIGHT way by letting him dig his own publicity grave.

devo
devo

I don't care for Donald Trump's politics but working to somehow push him off the Internet is particularly ill-adivsed, evevn more so given that the Voice's corporate parent(s) are under from would-be censors who want to shut down Back Pages.

kimberleysduck
kimberleysduck

In simple speak. I think Trump is just upset that a president now persists that can not be bought. I wonder how much money he lost backing Romney?

mauriciojgodoy
mauriciojgodoy

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire

ericmills
ericmills

It would give the effort more credibility were you to spell "privileges" correctly.

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