Rightbloggers Enter "Conversation" on Jason Collins, Are Pissed No One Wants to Talk to Them
Rightbloggers were happy to join the conversation -- to tell us what a lousy player and human being Collins is, and to complain that no one was willing to listen to their contribution.
Collins' coming-out got a ton of buzz, and NBA players and other athletes rushed to congratulate him. Politico reported kudos from Presidents Obama and Clinton. Sports reporters wondered how the league and fellow players would react, and whether the revelation would be good for his career. In other words, it got the kind of reaction you'd expect in these heady times for the gay rights cause.
Rightbloggers looked at it differently. No, there wasn't a lot of overt gay-bashing; that's pretty much out of style, and even most rightbloggers know it. True, their fans don't -- as you can see by their comments at sites like Free Republic ("It's all a setup. He is part of the larger effort to let O'Backdoor out of the closet") and The Conservative Treehouse ("That's sad that we live in a world where if you're no good at your job you get to keep it because of the color of your skin or because of your sexual preference"). But these days even people who move their lips when they read can be taught to read between the lines.
Another thing rightbloggers know is that the gay thing works more for Democrats than for Republicans these days -- which may explain why rightbloggers couldn't bring themselves to treat Collins' announcement as good news.
One approach was to announce that they didn't care, in the sort of clenched-teeth-and-fists way people do when they're actually really pissed.
Fox News' Todd Starnes tweeted that "The NBC is turning into GLEE" and "Have any professional athletes announced they are heterosexual today?" "Apparently, in today's day and age, it's a laudable achievement to publicly proclaim that you are having sex with someone of the same gender," snarled Debbie Schlussel. "...At least, you'd come to that conclusion if you listened to Ellen Degeneres' daytime talk show audience's loud cheers and applause when she mentioned it... You'll never hear Ellen Degeneres' moronic audience ever cheering Israel, where gays have more rights than anywhere in the world. Because Ellen would never want to offend Muslims who hate and want to execute her and her fellow gays..."
Schlussel also said, "for the record, I don't care what you do behind closed doors. It's none of my business, so don't shove it in my face" in the middle of her 447-word rant on the subject, and invited readers to "check out my tweets on the topic from yesterday (follow me on Twitter)."
"Someone said the magic word 'Jason Collins' that triggered Obama's 'pander' impulse and he quickly returned to the podium to singe the praises Jason Collins and the LGBT community," grumbled The Right Scoop. "Who can blame him? After all, gotta keep that money flowing." (Gay people are rich, see; why else would anybody be nice to them?)
"The media got what they've been clamoring for weeks, the first Gay player to come out in a team sport," said Samuel Gonzalez at The Last Tradition. "Too bad Jason Collins is an irrelevant player that mostly rides the bench for the equally irrelevant Washington Wizards... So what's next? Will the media hint that the first 'good' player is getting ready to come out the closet?" Regrettably, Gonzalez did not challenge Collins to a game of Horse.
"Did he risk anything?" asked Ann Althouse. "His revelation comes at the end of his lackluster career, he's receiving plaudits from everyone on up to Barack Obama, and since his college days, he's had powerful political friends including Chelsea Clinton and (his erstwhile roommate) Joe Kennedy... And how about those Clintons and Kennedys and -- as long as we're listing American dynasties -- Bushes? There are no giants here. Why are the figures on our national stage so lacking in greatness?" Maybe we're just not challenging them enough, Professor Althouse.
Stacy Swimp asked, "IS HOMOSEXUAL N.B.A. PLAYER TRYING TO 'GUILT' NBA INTO A NEW CONTRACT?" suggesting that Collins was using his sexuality as a play for affirmative action against NBA owners, whom Swimp apparently believes regularly give away money on this basis. "If [Collins] is not picked up as a free agent, he gets to play victim and claim it is because he is 'gay' rather than the fact he is scrub," said Swimp. "How desperate can one be. Good grief... By the way, let me say this in capital letters: 'HOMOSEXUAL AND GAY HAVE NO COMMON MEANING.' I am tired of the left hijacking words trying to redefine language and culture."
Haw! Hey, that reporter looks kinda fruity too.
PJ Media's Hannah Sternberg tried a little jiu jitsu: She noted that Collins had said in his announcement, "I don't let my race define me any more than I want my sexual orientation to. I don't want to be labeled, and I can't let someone else's label define me." She predicted, "Collins is going to ruffle a few feathers in the gay world for that comment."
He hasn't, but why did Sternberg think he would? Because Collins' announcement "normalizes gayness, instead of letting one counterculture, ultra-liberal, activist niche own the image of homosexuality," she explained. "If you can be a gay NBA star, why not a gay conservative?" Bet you never thought of that, libtards! "Jason Collins: thanks for making them mad," added Sternberg. "It's time someone shook this place up a bit. And I don't mean the hetero-normative sports world. I mean the liberal-normative gay world."
Too bad Sternberg didn't send her strategy map to fellow rightblogger Ben Shapiro of Breitbart.com, who spent the week telling everyone how incensed he was that people were congratulating Collins on his alleged bravery. "Our standard for heroism has dropped quite a bit since Normandy," he sniffed on Twitter. (Ahem.) Also: "If the only way you can make Sports Illustrated is by announcing your sexual proclivities, you're a bad player."
Later Shapiro explained that he was trying to help gay people: "The media coverage also does young gays and lesbians a massive disservice," Shapiro wrote. "There is no surer way to keep young gays and lesbians living in fear than tacitly telling them that those who surround them despise them." Why couldn't they understand what a friend Shapiro is to them?
When questioned by Piers Morgan, Shapiro asked, "Why do you hate Americans so much, that you think this is such a homophobic country, that when Jason Collins comes out it is the biggest deal in the history of humanity?... You're British and a lot of folks have said that we should send you back because you're British."
Offering further proof of America's tolerance, ESPN analyst Chris Broussard explained on the air that gay people can't be Christians because "if you're openly living in unrepentant sin, whatever it may be, not just homosexuality, whatever it maybe, I believe that's walking in open rebellion to God and to Jesus Christ."
"Now that takes courage," said WorldNetDaily's Joseph Farah. "These days, that's risky business," because the gays run everything. "I think he required more courage than the basketball player did," said Jennifer Morse, President of the anti-gay National Organization for Marriage's Ruth Institute. In fact, Morse said Broussard "sounds like a spokesman for the Ruth Institute," a high honor indeed.
At Western Free Press Christopher Cook pushed for the libertarian approach of ending government recognition of marriage -- not because he didn't believe in marriage, but because of liberals.
"I understand the impulse to have the authorities codify something that is so healthy for society," said Cook... "Unfortunately, because of the deconstructionist and revolutionary characteristics of the left, we never will. They will always seek to destroy. Destroying the family has been a utopian statist objective from Plato to Rousseau and Robespierre to modern progressives. They will never relent. And the state is their weapon... If we take it out of government's hands, we take it out of the left's hands."
Cook's headline for this was "A Conversation on Gay Marriage." This, too, became a rightblogger schtick: If you called them on their attitude toward gays, you just weren't interested in the conversation.