Obama Invokes Income Inequality; Rightbloggers Come Out in Favor [Updated]

tomt200.jpgLast week's State of the Union address should have been easy innings for rightbloggers: Just talk about how Obama stinks and get back to Benghazi. But the President threw a curve: He alluded, albeit vaguely, to that "income equality" thing the kids are all talking about.

It was an obvious trap, but never underestimate the brethren's propensity to get stuck in those when Obama sets them up. They came out roaring against the (very popular) idea that there's something bad about the huge gap between the hyperrich and Joe Sixpack, and some even proposed an alternative outrage, "social inequality," that was all about how liberals were the real oligarchs because they made fun of such champions of the common man as Sarah Palin.

Some were disposed by temperament and training to go after Obama's speech in the traditional manner -- that is, as evidence of his usual tyranny, because he had promised to use his pen and his phone to deliver executive orders when Congress wouldn't act -- something he does less frequently than most of his forebears, though professional fist-shakers really want to believe otherwise.

Even Forbes' Thomas J. Basile had to acknowledge, "True, the speech wasn't as 'in your face' as conservative pundits predicted. To have done so would have been even less Presidential than we are used to from this White House."

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No, we're not sure either, but it made as much sense as all the others we saw. (Via.)
Nonetheless, Basile had plenty of evidence of Obama's overreach: drones, the IRS, and "the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, once headed by Elizabeth Warren, also now a key cog in the Obama Administration's effort to regulate industries and personal decision-making."

Plus there was Obama's assertion "that no one should have to wait more than 30 minutes to vote." Whatever that sounds like to you, to Basile it "sounds like the kind of ambiguous language that could lend itself to loosening voting requirements or at least another innocuously-named government agency to 'investigate' voter behavior."

But the real outrage for rightbloggers was Obama's reference to income equality. Whether or not you think he can or even really wants to do anything about it, this was politically sound: Polls show people worry about it, and Republicans are so strongly branded as handmaidens of the rich that they can hardly be coherent in their opposition, as GOP Senator Mike Lee showed in his "inequality Godzilla" speech, one of 64 official Republican responses to the SOTU, in which he told viewers that abortion was the real inequality. (Lee did have the support of Twitchy, Michelle Malkin's alternative-universe Twitter, which said "Bam! Sen. Lee always cuts right to the chase with no craven equivocating," which is wingnut for "Don't worry, no one was watching.")

The timing wasn't great for conservatives, either. As we pointed out last week, venture capitalist Tom Perkins and other rich folks have taken to declaring themselves the real victims of America's alleged class war who face a "Kristallnacht" of have-not rage. Rightbloggers have risen to this questionable bait by defending these self-pitying millionaires, which seems a strange way to sway the masses toward conservatism.

Some of the brethren just tried to wish it into the cornfield. "Has 'Income Inequality' Become Code For 'Envy?'" asked Elise Hilton of the Acton Institute Power Blog. (After consulting with St. Thomas Aquinas and the only Kurt Vonnegut story any conservative has ever read all the way through, she decided yes, it was.)

Rush Limbaugh denounced the "so-called widening gap between the rich and the poor," a lie spread by Democrats who "tell the poor and the middle class that the Democrats are looking out for 'em" -- which would be bad enough, but these Democrats also tell the poor that they're "gonna get even with those rich people. They're gonna get there, and they're gonna have theirs taken away. They're gonna lose theirs, and you're supposed to feel good about that." The poor, being feral creatures, are excited by this, and will enlist in Obama's war against white people.

"This is the communist manifesto as physical reality," burbled Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom, who explained that when "I gave up what could have been a career in academia in order to have a stay at home parent for our children... that was my choice... it was a tradeoff I was willing to make, and one that as a free man I was free to make." Obama giving a speech, however, was the latest in a series of last straws and, Goldstein said, unless a consortium of patriots "kneecaps the federal government and overruns the bureaucracies that Obama is using for his socialist coup... we are finished as a nation, and the only recourse is to either become subsumed into a new iteration of the United States or find some other recourse through which those of us who won't go quietly don't go quietly." We wonder if Goldstein will be a stay-at-home revolutionary as well.

The more intellectual brethren were even more embarrassing.

Jack Kerwick of FrontPageMag demanded to know, if you libs are against income inequality, why don't you make pencils cost the same as computers? "The price of an Apple computer and that of a pencil are radically 'unequal,'" sneered Kerwick. "So too are there massive 'disparities' between the respective prices of a Mercedes Benz and a tricycle..."

After a cascade of scare quotes ("capitalist," "close the gap," "asked," "racism," etc), Kerwick drove his thought experiment into some truly wild terrain: "A truly devoted egalitarian wouldn't rest," he roared, "until mono-racial families were desegregated, their members 'redistributed' to other families and homes. At the same time, those who aspire to marry and procreate intra-racially would be prevented from doing so via reverse miscegenation laws." That's the logical outcome of Obamafascism -- Indentured negritude! Haven't you sheeple ever read "Harrison Bergeron"?

"Is the janitor supposed to make the same as the brain surgeon?" riddle-me-thised Mike Peters of Pocket Full of Liberty. "Is the bad brain surgeon supposed to make the same as the good brain surgeon? Profit is the absolute best motivator for conduct... If the two brain surgeons were guaranteed to earn the same amount of money no matter how hard they worked or how well they performed their job, what is the incentive for one to outperform the other?" He's got a point -- we all know how, in Britain's socialist National Health Service, the brain surgeons just stick knives in your head and muck around, since there's no incentive to do a good job.

"During a recent lunch in a restaurant, someone complimented my wife on the perfume she was wearing," said Thomas Sowell. "But I was wholly unaware that she was wearing perfume, even though we had been in a car together for about half an hour, driving to the restaurant."

That's a very sad story -- oh, sorry, there's more? "But there is one thing I can smell far better than most people," continued Sowell -- "gas escaping." He once smelled gas outside someone's home and left a note for the people, you see, and they called the gas company and it turned out they had a gas leak. Point is, some people can smell perfume and some can smell gas, and that's why we have income inequality: "Intellectuals' obsession with income statistics -- calling envy 'social justice' -- ignores vast differences in productivity that are far more fundamental to everyone's well-being," said Sowell. So if you can smell gas, maybe you can get a job as a rightwing columnist, too.

Others accepted that, okay, maybe the economic disparity between classes had gotten a little out of hand, and fumbled for solutions that were not like Obama's, i.e., would not make the rich mad.

Zachary Gappa of TownHall, for example, plagued-on-both-their houses conservatives and liberals, with their "simplistic conflict" between "'markets will fix it' vs. 'government will fix it.'" Instead, Gappa offered "a significant third solution" that "typically goes ignored: Christian charity." If all the Christians tithed like they're supposed to, we wouldn't need food stamps or any of that statist junk.

Not that conservatives were off the hook, either: Under Gappaism, "charity in the business sphere will at times require a business owner, manager, or CEO to forego some profits in an effort to ensure the well-being and sustenance of his or her employees." Gappa didn't say how this would be achieved, but it's a cinch there'd be no laws to enforce it, because Gappa is against liberals who want to "just pass your duty along to the government," thus "turning it into a universal legal requirement..." So the care of the poor would be left to divine inspiration, as it more or less is at present. See, he's meeting you halfway!

Another Christian, Owen Strachan of Pantheos, found "a nice response to the quandary of 'income inequality'" in the CNBC show "Shark Tank." Strachan described how it worked: People come to the show with business ideas, and rich people give them money in exchange for a piece of the action. If the idea succeeds, "the economy gets a little boost, unemployment takes a little hit, and God is glorified by the taking of dominion," said Strachan. If you don't have a money-making idea, or if the guys on "Shark Tank" don't think it's good enough to fund, there's always the power of prayer.

The pressure of defending inequality got to be too much for some of the brethren, and in desperation they came up with a form of inequality they could, with a little spit, attach to liberalism.

Mickey Kaus, an EvenTheLiberal who had written about income inequality in the past, found his subject claimed by the hated Obama, and so was compelled to explain to his conservative fans that actually "there are two kinds of growing inequality -- and the Democrats are attacking the wrong one."

First he explained that Democrats were offering too little to ease the income-equality phenomenon -- "they got nothin'," "a blip," etc. Rather than encourage the Democrats to do more, however, he encouraged readers to look at inequality not as a real problem, but as a matter of "sentiments." What Americans really want, Kaus assured readers, is "to make sure the rich don't start feeling they're better than the rest of us," like they do in The Wolf of Wall Street.

You may think that the poor would rather be less poor, but Kaus brushed this off as the "shallow democracy of what is, after all, only money," as opposed to the deep democracy of feeling equal. What was needed, Kaus said, was more "social equality," which "is harder to measure than money inequality" -- and thus, a cynic might add, harder to remedy with progressive taxation, higher minimum wages, or anything else that might discomfit the rich.

So instead of "a doomed crusade to reverse the tides of purely economic inequality," Kaus floated ideas that wouldn't touch the earnings of the 1%, such as the repeal of Obamacare "that ObamaCare can be changed" -- for that is a true cause of social inequality, since "affluent Americans sign up for totally different medical networks than people who have less to spend," reasoned Kaus, which tends to "make Americans feel less like equals, even if they get subsidized." If you want to pitchfork somebody, pitchfork Obama for making you take free Medicaid and feel poor! [*See update, end of story.]

What kind of person actually goes for this kind of stuff? Rightbloggers, many of whom unfortunately felt the need to add their own embellishments.

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kausmickey
kausmickey

@edroso @villagevoice Thanks. I don't have problem w/ taxing 1% (e.g. 2 pay 4 health care). Don't think as important as common institutions

lawrence090469
lawrence090469

"reverse miscegenation" and "indentured negritude" FTW!

alanhw
alanhw

One of conservatives' most salient, and certainly most adorable, qualities is their total inability to grasp the idea of nuance.  If you want the brain surgeon to be a little less obscenely wealthy, and the janitor to be a little less destitute, you've pretty much confiscated all the rich guy's wealth and sent him to the re-education camps.  

Joedee
Joedee

It's no longer even a shock to see just how dumb conservatives are. 

roidsky
roidsky

The main issue is that there is a widening stupidity gap. Some people have a lot of money because they save all their's. Others are big stupid heads and spend all their's. Not only do they spend all their's they go out and borrow other people's money and spend that to.


Save it and you won't be a broke stupid head. Invest it and you will be quite the opposite.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVat9VBsSCg

StringOnAStick
StringOnAStick topcommenter

Mickey Kaus thinks the main issue is that we proles don't want the rich STARTING to think they're better than us, and he talks of a "shallow democracy of what is, after all, only money".  The rich have been sure they were better than the not-rich for generations, and only some asshole who isn't worrying about food, shelter or medical care could ever use the "it's only money" argument when discussing income inequality. 

Back to your goats, Mickey, you'll do less damage to your reputation there even when the videos finally come out. 

MrWonderful
MrWonderful

"We have long known that family -- especially the two-parent, married family -- is vital for upward mobility," said Blackwell. "So is regular attendance at a church or synagogue, and working for or starting a small business." 

So is wearing a suit and tie every day.  Just look at successful executives!  They don't show up to work in sweat pants and (your football team here) jerseys.  But, of course, Nobama doesn't tell the poor to wear suits and ties every day.  And why?  Because they'd become successful, join the GOP, and threaten Democratic hegemony.  Thanks, Obama!

J_Neo_Marvin
J_Neo_Marvin

So if you can smell gas, maybe you can get a job as a rightwing columnist, too.

I think that not being able to smell gas is the prerequisite for that job.

SusanofTexas
SusanofTexas

@roidsky You might want to break into your savings and invest in a grammar book. I realize successful businessmen like yourself usually have people to handle their correspondence for them but one never knows when one must pen a note to one's stock analyst, financial planner, or broker.

roy84
roy84 topcommenter

@roidsky  Also, buy gold! 

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