Rightbloggers Talk Conservative "Reform," But Who's Listening?

tomt200.jpgAccording to Theodore Roosevelt biographer William Roscoe Thayer, the trenchant political observer Roscoe Conkling once said, "when Dr. Johnson told Boswell that 'patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel,' he had not sounded the possibilities of 'reform.'" It's observably true, alas, that many who turn over the proverbial new leaf do so merely because the old one no longer serves to dazzle and deceive their fellow man.

Still, obvious cons such as penitential preacher Jimmy Swaggart notwithstanding, we accept some conversions may be sincere, while holding our wallet close. So recent talk of a "reform" wave of conservatism caught our interest, and we duly looked in. Readers who believe in the upward progress of humankind, prepare to have your hopes crushed again.

Recently moderate-liberal writer E. J. Dionne reviewed some of the conservative reform variants (and introduced us to the unpleasant word Reformicons) in The Atlantic. (Word count: 7,688.) Dionne noted that "the reformist impulse blossomed in the final years of the Bush presidency, when many on the right and within the Republican Party came to see it as a failure" -- that is, after years of whooping him up, they noticed when his poll numbers started plummeting that Bush was not really a conservative. "Early efforts" at reform, Dionne dryly observed, "were buried under the Tea Party insurgency," but have since resurfaced.

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Hmmph! Obviously she hasn't seen the latest manifesto.
Despite his good manners, some of the reform concepts Dionne discussed will strike our regular readers as both familiar and ridiculous. For example, Dionne cited the reformers' "concern over the state of the family" and suggested this time they're sincere about it, and have moved beyond such cheap tricks as anti-gay-marriage campaigns and are instead focused on "forming and maintaining stable families." This is reminiscent of Charles Murray's 2012 Bell Curve follow-up, Coming Apart, in which the conservative thinker bade his comrades strengthen the American family by nagging working-class people to stop having babies out of wedlock, and got rightbloggers to briefly switch from gay-bashing to straight-bashing.

As described by Dionne, the reformers' other solutions didn't sound particularly new, either. They wanted to transfer more power from the federal government to the states, presumably so that Republicans could claim government benefits as their own achievement rather than wicked D.C.'s, as Senator Mitch McConnell recently did with the Obamacare-enabled Kentucky Medicaid expansion; they wanted "healthcare portability," the go-to alternative of all Obamacare repealers; they wanted, praise Reagan, more tax cuts, etc.

Among Dionne's citations was "A Conservative Vision of Government" by former Bush speechwriter Michael Gerson and former Bush advisor Peter Wehner, which recently appeared in National Affairs. (Word count: 6,251.) This essay began with a long, oddly non-specific attack on Obama, whom Gerson and Wehner claimed "leveraged" the 2008 financial crisis "to pursue longstanding goals consistent with his liberal ideology." In other words, he "never let an opportunity go to waste," as rightbloggers are fond of saying, and used the crash as an excuse to realize the Liberal Agenda, which can't be good. The authors also made reference to "The Life of Julia," "federal power grabs," etc.

Since this sounds like standard-issue conservative yak, why reform? Because, Gerson and Wehner said, conservatives "have offered voters an oppositional view of government that, while perhaps stoking worry and resentment, is insufficient to build public trust in the prospect of a conservative government." In other words, people have stopped listening to them.

So the new deal was that conservatives have indulged too much in "rhetorical zeal and indiscipline" said Gerson and Wehner -- though "given the provocations of the last five years," that was understandable. They begged their Tea Party brethren to understand that the Constitution they so revered was not the Articles of Confederation, but a blueprint for a "strong if bounded central government."

And what was wrong with Obama's use of this strong if bounded central government? The problem was "the left's powerful desire to manage and manipulate those realms of life that, in our country, have generally been left within the purview of the family, civil society, and local community," said Gerson and Wehner.

In case readers found this less than coherent, Gerson and Wehner coughed up an example: Obamacare. While Obamacare was all "centralization and heavy regulation," and the unreformed conservatives wanted "government stripped of public obligations when it comes to the health of citizens" and would just smash it to bits, reform conservatives would roll up their sleeves and deliver "an alternative health-care plan that doesn't centralize all power in Washington and that keeps costs down, solves the problem of insuring those with pre-existing conditions, and reduces the number of uninsured" -- which sounds pretty much like Obamacare, except with no central authority, so we suppose it would be the ideal conservative alternative to Obamacare in that it would be doomed to collapse.

Missing from the essay: Any mention of climate change, race, or the Veterans' Administration which Gerson's and Wehner's comrades have spent the past two weeks pretending to care passionately about. Neither did they talk about the Second Amendment, and abortion was only mentioned in passing. Clearly a big part of reform involves trying to hush-hush the policies normal people don't dig, and hoping the movement's lunatic fringe, who love those policies, don't notice.

Gerson and Wehner evangelized their ideas elsewhere. Gerson mentioned in a syndicated column that "trends of globalization and technological innovation" were making it hard for citizens to make a living; then, having acknowledged this basic economic reality and done his bit for reform, shifted to something conservatives would be more comfortable with: "Americans are forced to adjust to these disorienting changes just as supportive social institutions -- two-parent families, communities that provide mentors and models -- are collapsing." So, back to yelling at sluts and wasters! Charles Murray will be pleased.

Gerson also told readers that Liberalism is Through. "Reform conservatism is promising precisely because progressivism has ceased to be," he claimed -- the progs were practicing "a progressivism that [Walter] Mondale would find familiar." Haw haw, Mondale! You remember Walter Mon-- hey, why isn't anyone under 50 laughing? At Commentary, Peter Wehner agreed: "Reactionary liberalism is intellectually exhausted and politically vulnerable," he decreed. "There is therefore an opening for conservatism to offer a different way of thinking about government..."

So, from the Gerson-Wehner perspective, reform is sort of like the compassionate conservatism of Gerson's and Wehner's old boss George W., and let's see you come up with something better, plus liberals suck. Jeb in '16!

The fullest flower of the reform movement so far is an ebook called Room to Grow put out by the American Enterprise Institute -- a reliable vendor of vintage conservatism, but hell, if reform's what the punters want, who better to distribute it than guys who know how to sell? -- and something called the Young Guns Network, a nonprofit which hilariously claims it "will operate independently of any officeholder, candidate or political party," and is lavishly funded by rightwing moneybags Sheldon Adelson and run by that noted visionary, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor.

The book, composed by several authors including Peter Wehner (word count: 50,000+), is online, as is Natalie Scholl's easy-reading summary, "22 conservative reforms to help America's middle class." Among Scholl's examples: "Lower barriers that now keep workers from potential jobs. One example is to roll back oppressive licensing requirements." This is catnip for liberals who want to show solidarity with libertarians, for some reason -- preeminently Matthew Yglesias, who wonders why leftists won't let people cut his hair without a license. While wildcat barbering won't by itself effect the necessary revolution, perhaps more relaxed licensing standards in fields such as medicine -- a la Rand Paul's DIY ophthalmological certification -- will over time convince Americans that the occasional sepsis fatality is more than outweighed by low, low prices and Freedom.

Room to Grow offered to "lower the risk associated with hiring long-term unemployed workers" for businesses," said Scholl. How? "By temporarily lowering the minimum wage," she cheerily explained. As Room to Grow co-author Michael R. Strain put it, that exorbitant $7.25 required by the fascist Feds -- never mind the $10.10 Obama proposes; that's just crazy -- subjects employers to a "risk on long-term unemployed workers," who "are already seen as quite risky compared to applicants who are coming from other jobs or have been employed more recently."

Under Reform, workers would be eligible for "a temporary subsidy through an enhanced Earned Income Tax Credit or a wage subsidy," Strain added. How much the worker would actually get is left open -- considering that reform conservatives also promised to lower his minimum wage, it might not be very much (this "will create winners and losers," Strain admitted; "for example, it is likely that some firms would hire a long-term unemployed worker at a $4 minimum wage..."). But the important thing is the employer would pay him less; plus, this would add a burden on the government that would help destroy it, thus advancing Freedom.

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bluejeepsd
bluejeepsd

I forgot about demon sheep!  I can't wait for the expensive political ads to hit the air! It takes so much more nowadays to epater the bourgeoisie!

GeoX
GeoX

Imagine if they took all that energy they pour into finding new and innovative justifications for hurting people as much as possible and instead put them into helping people.  What a world THAT would be!  Yeah yeah, utopian thinking.  But gosh.

GlockH.PalinEsq.
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Among Dionne's citations was "A Conservative Vision of Government" by former Bush speechwriter Michael Gerson and former Bush advisor Peter Wehner, which recently appeared in National Affairs. (Word count: 6,251.) This essay began with a long, oddly non-specific attack on Obama, whom Gerson and Wehner claimed "leveraged" the 2008 financial crisis "to pursue longstanding goals consistent with his liberal ideology."

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You mean like that time he used a terrorist attack as an excuse to invade an uninvolved country in order to show up his daddy? Oh, wait, that wasn't Obama, that was a president whose name escapes me at the moment. It's on the tip of my tongue, but I can't quite get it out...

joedee
joedee

They get worse week by week. 

cgregory
cgregory

A kudos to you, Roy, for wading through all that source material.  It clearly has prepared you for a career in septic tank cleaning.

StringOnAStick
StringOnAStick

How can they call it reform when it is just SSDD?  Perhaps a more honest marketing campaign is in order: Feudalism, the New American Way!

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