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Shoplifter Ripped Off Brooklyn 7-Eleven. So Employees Ripped Off His Pants *VIDEO*

By James King Fri., Oct. 19 2012 at 2:48 PM
Categories: Another Stupid-Criminal Story



When you work at a convenience store in Brooklyn, you have to learn to pick your battles. For example, candy bars are going to get stolen every once in a while. When this happens, you can do one of two things: ignore it and take the loss, or drag the shoplifter back into the building kicking and screaming, rip off all of his clothes, and then restrain him as you proceed fuck up your entire store.

Employees at a 7-Eleven on Flatbush Avenue opted for the latter. More »

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Did You Hear the One About the Teacher Who Brought Heroin to Jury Duty?

By James King Thu., Oct. 18 2012 at 10:49 AM
Categories: Another Stupid-Criminal Story
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Did you hear the one about the Manhattan teacher who brought heroin to jury duty?

That's not a joke. That actually happened yesterday during a murder trial at a Manhattan courthouse.

But 33-year-old Damian Esteban didn't just bring a little bit of heroin to a murder trial -- he brought 18 bags of it. Needless to say, he was arrested.

Esteban, a teacher at the Williamsburg School of Architecture and Design in Brooklyn, is a juror in the murder trial of accused killer Jamal Armstead for the 2008 murder of a teen on the Upper West Side.

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Long Island Dope Gets Trapped In Donation Bin While Trying To Steal Clothes From Poor People

By James King Fri., Aug. 17 2012 at 4:42 PM
Categories: Another Stupid-Criminal Story
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This is 24-year-old Edgard Dubon. He had to call the cops on himself last week when he trapped himself inside the used clothing bin he was trying to steal from.
Where to begin...

You know those dumpster-esque bins where do-gooders can drop off their old clothes for poor people? Well, not only did a guy try to steal a bunch of old clothes from one of these bins, but he trapped himself inside in the process.

The kicker: he then had to call the cops...on himself.

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Connecticut Idiot Videotapes Herself Abusing 10-Month-Old Daughter

By James King Fri., Jun. 29 2012 at 11:08 AM
Categories: Another Stupid-Criminal Story, Monsters
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Kelly Park on 10-month-old baby: "I love abusing this kid."

If you're gonna abuse your 10-month-old baby, do yourself a favor and don't videotape it. Then do the rest of us a favor and jump in front of a bus.

A Connecticut woman could have used that advice earlier this month, when police say she shot some video of herself abusing her 10-month-old daughter and then sending them to the baby's father, threatening to further harm the girl.

According to authorities, 20-year-old Kellie Park sent her baby-daddy text messages accompanying the videos saying "I'll ... break her face," ''I'll beat her ... face in" and "I love abusing this kid."

Sounds like a real sweetheart, ay?



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Brower Boys Street Gang "Taken Down" Thanks To Facebook And Stupid (Alleged) Criminals

By James King Wed., May 30 2012 at 1:43 PM
Categories: Another Stupid-Criminal Story, Thug Lyfe
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This is a screen-grab from one of the Brower Boys "rap" videos (which you can watch after the jump).

Here's a tip for any potential criminals out there: don't bicker about the proceeds of robberies you've committed on Facebook. Believe it or not, cops also have access to Facebook, and monitor it for dopes dumb enough to announce to the world that they're criminals.

That said, more than a dozen members of the "Brower Boys," a Crown Heights street gang, actually were dumb enough to turn to Facebook to argue about the proceeds of robberies they'd committed -- and now they're in some pretty deep shit.



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If Your DNA Is On File With The State, Don't Rape People!

By James King Fri., Apr. 6 2012 at 4:16 PM
Categories: Another Stupid-Criminal Story
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Attention, rapists: this is what DNA looks like. Stop raping people.
Here's a tip: if you're a convicted felon whose DNA is on file with the state, you probably want to do your best to avoid raping people -- considering law enforcement's firm grasp of DNA technology, and all. Here's some more free advice: if you're a convicted felon whose DNA is on file with the state and you do rape someone, don't leave your (ahem) swimmers on a floor mat in the rape-ee's apartment!

Enter convicted felon/alleged sex offender Ronald Baker, who the Queens District Attorney's Office says sexually assaulted a 66-year-old woman during a robbery back in February. He was arrested yesterday after, as we mentioned, authorities found some of his baby batter on a floor mat in the victim's Queens home.

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Drunk Staten Island Motorist Leads Police On Chase Down Atlantic City Boardwalk -- Busted When He Stopped To Pay Toll

By James King Tue., Apr. 3 2012 at 12:13 PM
Categories: Another Stupid-Criminal Story
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If police are chasing you, perhaps a toll road isn't your best route.
If it's about noon on a Monday and you just led police on a drunken chase down the boardwalk in Atlantic City -- and a passenger in your vehicle opted to jump out of the moving car rather than risk his life (and freedom) by staying in the vehicle with you -- paying a toll when you're trying to get on the highway a few minutes later should be the last thing on your mind.

Not for 28-year-old John Thompson, of Staten Island, who was nabbed by police yesterday after fleeing from officers while driving drunk (in the afternoon) on the boardwalk in Atlantic City. He was finally apprehended when he stopped to pay a toll on the Atlantic City Expressway.

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