Even as we were processing the latest details of Weinergate Redux last week, new problems were brewing in Camp Weiner. Over the weekend, as the Times first reported, Anthony Weiner's campaign manager abruptly quit. It's almost impossible to figure out why 30-year-old Danny Kedem might have felt the need to jump ship, isn't it? It may possibly have something to do with the fact that his candidate's penis apparently requires fresh air, direct sunlight, and the gazes of women other than his wife in order to thrive.
|Weiner and wife Huma Abedin, both probably wishing they could just sink through the floor|
But while Weiner was busy telling reporters that Kedem's departure is a non-issue, he also had to make time to fight off another, more interesting potential scandal. The Daily News alleged on Sunday that back in 2011, after Weiner accidentally tweeted the Boxer-Briefed Boner Heard 'Round the World, he then hired a private company to investigate who had "hacked" his Twitter. Even though, you know, no one actually had. More »