Reporters Just Kind of Assumed, Incorrectly, That Everybody in Cobble Hill Could See Naked Rich People In Their Giant Glass Shower
A married couple in Cobble Hill last week learned that they have really shitty neighbors. Just the worst. A group of incredibly classless, dickish, can't-mind-their-own-business-worth-a-goddamn sort of people complained to Gothamist and then assorted other news outlets that the couple in question had built a "giant glass shower" in full view of the street, even cutting down some trees to make the view a little clearer. The implication was that everyone could see the couple frolicking nude in said shower, which was an issue, as one neighbor put it, because "I wish they were hotter and famous." The only problem with this story is the part where the shower is still under construction, and no one was ever actually naked in it.
A rendering of the Infamous Shower from Incorporated, the architecture firm who are building it.