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Lanakila Washington has $21,000 in his presidential campaign war chest. Most of the money comes from his personal savings.

By Candice M. Giove

There’s an Air Force One pin fixed to the lapel of Lanakila Washington’s dark green suit, a symbol of a more stately form of transportation. For now, the South Bronx resident, running a write-in campaign for the presidency on his own party line, travels in a more quotidian fashion: stumping via Greyhound and Amtrak.

Be it cramped on a bus or riding on a train, Washington spreads his vision for America to the people he meets along the way, chatting about his write-in candidacy for president and the Humanistic Party, which he created in 2005.

“The people in this country are really, really suffering from what’s going on,” he said, while drinking a peppermint tea at a diner on White Plains Road and Story Avenue. “That’s why I picked this particular time to run.”

While not on the road, Washington remains home participating in focus groups or running his travel agency, though these days he dedicates most of his time to maintaining his website and burning homemade CDs to hand out while campaigning. Each disc contains recordings of two impassioned campaign speeches, one set to music selected by his official campaign DJ (possibly a presidential campaign first).

Sometimes people stumble upon his site, or onto one of his speeches posted on YouTube. He said that his candidacy generated media attention from places as far as Austria and Chile. It also attracted the curiosity of a high school in Georgia, where he eventually wound up fielding two hours worth of questions from eager teenagers.

So far a two day ride to Florida stands as Washington’s longest campaign-by-bus stint. “We had a lot of stops and every time we stopped I gave out the CDs, telling people who I was and just talking to people to the point where it’s like, ‘Okay. I have to get to the bus. The bus is going to leave,’” he said.

He plans to go further, cross country by Greyhound perhaps, like Malcolm X. That trip might be in the works for January, when he attends his first debate in California. As election time nears, he’s considering campaigning by RV.

With such a positive persona, Washington would never outright admit that the paltry odds of winning. “No matter what the result is I feel I have the victory because I’m on the journey. I’m going to take this journey and whatever manifests on election night, November 4th, so be it. I’m ready.”

Washington’s quest for the White House—however dreamy, idealistic, or far-fetched—grew out of his frustration not only with the current administration, but also with the candidates vying to take its reigns.

“I actually don’t hear the other candidates talking about the happiness of the American people,” Washington said. “There are a lot of concerns and issues that the American people have.”

Some of those concerns are health care, the deficit and war. Mainly, he said, no candidate in the race bears an attitude towards peace comparable to his own. His vision includes a nine-month troop withdrawal plan from Iraq.

Once a registered Democrat, Washington dumped the party to create his own, complete with a platform to create a “promise land” inspired by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

“We need to create the promise land based on peace, culture, education and unity through the communities because it starts in communities first,” he said. “It’s about human revolution, which is a bloodless development of the human spirit, where everyone begins to really respect each other and have more compassion for each other and that leads to true peace.”

While on a trip to Atlanta, Washington said that the late civil rights leader appeared in his dream. “He came to me and said, ‘Don’t wait until 2012. Do it now and don’t worry about it. I’m going to be by your side.’”

He’s doing that with a shoestring campaign war chest of $21,000. Most of the money is his savings, little comes from donations. “That doesn’t worry or concern me because people are still coming out and still coming to my aid in terms of saying we really want you in that seat,” he said.

When Washington finishes his tea at the Bronx diner, he mentions that he, his campaign advisor and campaign DJ planned to go dancing one weekend. Then they might head to Atlantic City, where he likes spending time by the ocean. Washington also gambles sometimes.

“I always win,” he said.

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Veeram Singh says:

This is a great piece even tho the guy is off his rocker. Very colorfull.

Posted On: Thursday, Dec. 6 2007 @ 4:37PM
Thegup55 says:

Democracy: From the Greek...means white men with money...this poor dreamer (like Obama) has no chance. At least Obama is wasting other people's money chasing windmills. This nut is using his own. Soon he'll be dusting off the squeegee to make ends meet.

Posted On: Friday, Dec. 7 2007 @ 11:01AM
George McLaughlin says:

I really loved this piece. It is inspiring, I don't care what others say, to read of a man with such ideals in such a cynical age. And it is written with such a marvellous eye for detail. We need more poeple like him!

Posted On: Wednesday, Dec. 12 2007 @ 6:46PM
Penny says:

LOL!!!
He gets my vote!!!!!
Love it

Posted On: Saturday, Dec. 15 2007 @ 12:11AM
Lanakila Washington says:

First I want to thank Candice and the staff of the Village Voice for running my interview. I give thanks to all who have commented on the article. Just to clear up some things here.
I'am not a Democrat, I'am the founder of a party that is working for the happiness of people and will continue to do more as time moves forward. There is no such thing as a poor dreamer. Everyone has dreams and I have the courage to create and manifest my dreams into reality. Every last one.
When you have a dream and you prepare well for it, the outcome is always successful. Standing on a corner with a squeegee to make ends meet. Those who choose to do that kind of work, so be it. I choose to use all of the talents and capabilities that I have and continue to create more in my life time.
There are people who fear stepping out of the box of their lives because they love limitation. Although the article's title is "Running Scared" I live every moment of my life with no fear of man or the future. Why? Because I create my day. I stay in control. My encouragement to others is to take charge of your life and create your day because once you do, judgement will be no more.

Posted On: Monday, Dec. 17 2007 @ 1:15PM
Paul Schurz says:

The guy sounds like a hippie, but he makes a godo point that the common man can run for president, and that is a great thing.

Posted On: Wednesday, Dec. 19 2007 @ 12:14PM
randy says:

Reference; Martin Luther Kings Dream!

“I have a dream”; those words ring as clear in my mind today as they did the day I first heard them on August 28, 1963. My mom was watching a march on Washington DC that day on the television. My brother and I were playing with our toy trucks right in front of our ironically black and white television. It was like time froze for a time and my mom and us stopped to pray for the nation right along with him. Martin Luther King spoke to the masses and the nation. At the time I didn’t realize just how much he was speaking directly to me.

For the next forty five years I walked away when I heard persons making racist comments and I still do to this day. My mom taught me to respect all life no matter what their color or belief. I didn’t want to be a part of the racist crowd but there are some things the government or our birthright just doesn’t give us a choice over. Yes they call me white on all the government forms but in reality I’m really closer to beige.

I know however for sure that I am serving the same God that Mr. King was. I also know that that same God is fixing to bring a change upon this country that will sweep from sea to shinning sea. I know this because I have the same faith that Martin Luther King had and so do countless millions of others. You see there is really only one race – the human race – you’re shallow if you see it any other way. It is now time to wake up from that dream state and bring those dreams to reality. It is time for all of us as Americans to take back our states and our country. It is time to change some of our racist laws and policies so that we can save our economy as well as our way of life.

I am referring to “White Collar Crime”; wow, that title even sounds racist and it is. White Collar doesn’t mean you are white it means you are smart or at least that is what a local Solicitor told me recently when I went up against a Local investment group in South Carolina. For those of you that didn’t know what white collar crime is I will attempt to help you understand. The investment group I am referring to were all nineteen as beige as I am. OK for the sake of being politically correct we were all white. They are all to use the Solicitors words “smart”, and on the surface they all have the appearance of conducting legitimate businesses in the community.

My relationship had begun with the aforementioned group almost five years ago. They collaborated to set up false corporations and used persons like myself to make millions all the while moving all the money out of the country to the Cayman Islands. In many cases they would commingle the funds into their own failing businesses so as to offset losses from clients and customers that didn’t pay their bills. In any case none of what they have done can be prosecuted in the criminal courts because it all falls under the “civil” rules. That means If I can’t come up with the hundred and sixty thousand dollars to go after them myself the government will just let them slide under the rug.

On September 30, 2007; some of the investment group succeeded in putting Quick Transportation out of business. Quick Transportation LLC was the business that I set up over two years earlier to get away from the aforementioned group. A few of them convinced me that the others were the guilty parties and they put trucks on with my company. Shortly thereafter they began stealing their own equipment and collecting on my companies insurance. In some cases they just kept collecting payments from Quick all the while keeping said equipment in warehouses that they owned. Hundreds of police reports were filed with virtually every law enforcement agency. Some of them located in other states as the group would take equipment from there and put the same in their warehouse for months all the while collecting checks for lease payments from Quick Transportation.

The group was so “smart” they even set me up with my first and subsequently second attorney’s. I paid thousands of dollars in retainers and not a single witness has been deposed. The sad thing is the first attorney I acquired was only less than a year after going into business with this group. They had set up a Corporation named Driver Resources Inc. located in Sumter, South Carolina. We grossed over seven point two million in just two years. All the money was factored through a bank in Alabama and the group would divide the proceeds on a monthly basis. When they didn’t pay me I acquired their attorney and they walked me all the way to the point I am at now. I have not been able to work for the past four months because each attempt I have made has been met with another theft of a truck. The group has gone so far as to have a mechanic from a neighboring community drain the antifreeze and oil out of a truck I own so that when I crank it, it would burn up.

Police reports were filed on all of the hundreds of crimes that were committed against me as well as my company. I even have the hard drive and server that proves that Driver Resources Inc. really existed but to no avail. If the government is doing something they aren’t telling me about it. Even though the constitution gives certain rights to each of us as a “victim” of crime you have to pay your own way. If I am to see justice I must find a way to find an attorney that is willing to go up against the system (brotherhood) that they have set up.

Although I am facing odds that most would turn away from I will not let the dream that Mr. King helped instill in me go away. I believe that this could be the turning point in our country. Please read more about what happened to Quick Transportation LLC in previously released statements. Stand up for equal rights and help fight against white collar crime. Don’t let rich white people continue get away with murder, theft, racketeering, commingling funds, insurance fraud, loan fraud, forging documents, and the list just goes on and on. Send your support letters to Quick Transportation; PO Box 1087, Sumter, South Carolina 29151. It is time for our jails to have a more fairly represented population. Let’s show the Sumter South Carolina Solicitor that they are not as smart as they think. Just because the government wants to let them go, let’s wake up, and take action to make this change.
http://quicktransportationllc.blogspot.com/

Posted On: Tuesday, Jan. 29 2008 @ 12:40AM

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