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By Graham Rayman, Friday, Jan. 25 2008 @ 2:23PM
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Turns out Bernie Kerik is a virgo. He’s 52, 5-10 and Catholic He has 1,059 friends. He likes Nickelback, Lee Greenwood and Toby Keith. And, yes, he’s still flacking for 9/11 Nation.

That’s what you can learn about the indicted former New York City police commissioner, and erstwhile card-carrying member of the “Yes Rudy” contingent on his very own MySpace page.

The backdrop of the page is the cover of his book, “The Lost Son.” Of course, he doesn’t mention that he used detectives to help him with his research, and used photos taken by Police Department photographers. And it’s the same book where he compares the meeting in which Rudy named him police commissioner to a mafia ceremony.

And although Rudy Giuliani has tried in a halting way to distance himself from Kerik, Bernie makes sure we remember their close ties. He includes dozens of pictures on the page of himself and Rudy, and he notes they once partnered in a security company.

Here’s Bernie pointing heroicly at Ground Zero. Here he is sitting with Rudy and the Emir of Qatar. Here he is in Iraq. Here he is talking into two phones at once. Here’s a photo of construction workers spelling out “We Remember” at Ground Zero.

In the alternate reality created by Kerik, there is only 9/11 and “fighting terrorism.” There was no indictment by Bronx District Attorney Robert Johnson, nor was there a guilty plea by Kerik.

And there was no subsequent federal indictment for accepting money from a company seeking city business, lying on a loan application and lying to the feds. Just yesterday a federal judge ordered Kerik to find a new lawyer, ruling that attorney Kenneth Breen had a conflict of interest because he was witness to statements Kerik made to investigators that could constitute a crime.

Kerik repeatedly claimed both to investigators and his lawyers, the opinion says, that he alone paid for the renovations to his apartment. The government contends a private company paid for the work.

At the very start of a lengthy bio, he mentions his nomination by President Bush as Secretary of Homeland Security, but not the wave of negative revelations that forced him to withdraw his name.

Through it all, Bernie seems to have his supporters, at least according to the page. “Bernie, you are gold,” writes one.

“You’re getting screwed by some of the rats that slipped through the cracks,” writes another.

“I don’t take my cues from that Communist manifesto cue-taking media that is blinding the hearts and the minds of the lazy American who buys into their scheme,” writes a third.

“I am deeply sorry you are under attack again by those who are not willing to look themselves in the mirror but instead point fingers and try and bring you down from the greatness you have created,” writes a fourth.

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Thomas Russo, NY says:

as soon as rudy drops out of race, bernie will take a plea.

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 28 2008 @ 6:19PM
agnes says:

Mr. Russo, I hope that will NOT come to fruition. I believe Mr. Giuliani is the best representative for this country and Mr. Kerik is equally suitable. Nobody's perfect. Mr. Kerik has overcome many hard knocks in his lifetime. That should not be forgotten.

Posted On: Tuesday, Jan. 29 2008 @ 11:16AM
Annalee says:

bernie kerik...va va va voommmmm

Posted On: Tuesday, Jan. 29 2008 @ 8:01PM
Voice says:

hard knocks
with Judith Regan right
at the apartment
in the middle of the night
hahaha

Posted On: Wednesday, Jan. 30 2008 @ 1:01AM
Annalee says:

Voice,
Say it ain't so.....

Posted On: Wednesday, Jan. 30 2008 @ 3:05PM
MikeYonkers says:

All I can say is that working in Government generates quite a few brown nosers.. Bernie SUCKED up to RUDY so much that he should have quit while he was ahead... He should have left PD and went to the security company that he formed with Rudy.. But GREED got the best of him..!!!

Posted On: Thursday, Jan. 31 2008 @ 12:34AM
Anonymous says:

The fact is, a simple review of various public court records and newspaper reports clearly raise questions as to why and how this case has gotten this far.
Judge Robinson has already bought the prosecution’s argument in a prior prosecution motion in which Jacobson successfully removed Kerik’s former lawyer from representing him. There, Jacobson stated that Kerik’s attorney could be a witness to a conversation between another one of Kerik’s former attorneys and an attorney from the DOI. That attorney is Walter Arsenault - the same lawyer that ordered Caruso to lie under oath.
I doubt that Jacobson informed Judge Robinson that Arsenault was accused by the DOI Assistant Commissioner and Inspector General of suborning perjury before the state Grand Jury. That raises another question – how are Arsenault and Gil-Hearn still conducting investigations for the City? They themselves have committed a felony and should at minimum be disbarred for suborning perjury.
Mr. Jacobson’s attempts to embarrass and criminalize Kerik in front of Judge Robinson and a courtroom full of reporters, was preposterous - summarizing the charges against Kerik as a “crime spree.” If Kerik was on a “crime spree,” as suggested by the prosecutor, then he should be seeking an indictment of our new Treasury Secretary and Larchmont resident, Timothy Geithner. But alas, the prosecution of Kerik was a political act, and it would be impolitic to indict President Obama’s personal pick for Treasury Secretary. Not so Bernard Kerik.
The solution here is to dismiss the case against Kerik on the merits. Defense counsel, Barry Berke demonstrated in oral argument why the counts charging Kerik with deprivation of honest services are time-barred, and the claims that Kerik lied in response to a question in the application to be Homeland Secretary submitted to the White House as to whether Kerik had ever done anything that “embarrassed him,” as vague, and likewise should be dismissed. As the Judge noted during the oral argument of the defense motion, the question as to whether a person has ever been embarrassed is “more rhetorical” than anything else. Kerik of course withdrew his nomination in any case and the government could not say it relied upon the application.
As for the tax counts in the Kerik indictment, the resolution is simple. Treat Kerik the same way anyone else with the same mistakes or errors would be treated and have Mr. Geithner’s IRS handle those issues civilly in the ordinary course.
This case demonstrates why the law is ill equipped to adjudicate “political” matters and why cases such as this poorly conceived attempt to criminalize conduct on purely partisan grounds is improper. Clearly Judge Robinson recognizes the problems in the government’s indictment and I am confident that he will strike the stale, improvidently conceived criminal claims.

Posted On: Monday, Feb. 9 2009 @ 6:04PM

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