Below is what Vito said in voting for the motion to begin the impeachment inquiry of Bill Clinton:
Rep. Vito Fossella (R-N.Y.):
. . . Earlier today, one of my colleagues said that this would be the most divisive issue since the Vietnam War. While he may believe that to be true, I take strong exception with that, and I'll tell you why. Men and women were sent overseas like every other war or military conflict since our nation's birth, to defend the rule of law, the notions of personal freedom and individual liberty.

And in the case before us today, we're asking a simple question: "Did the president of the United States violate any of those rules of law that we cherish and that so many men and women have died for and are willing to die for at every point around the globe?"
I don't want to be here today, like so many of my colleagues. But the generations of Americans yet unborn must look back on this day in this matter, in this situation, and see this as our finest hour. . . . Reluctantly, I am here. I proudly, though, support this resolution.

Posted by: Michael B. at May 7, 2008 8:27 PM

The tidbit that's caught my attention is from yesterday's Staten Island Advance, buried in an article titled "Vito still shaking money tree."

Per the police report, when stopped, Vito told the officer that he was on the way "to Grimm St." because his daughter needed to go to the hospital.

My first reaction to this, when the street wasn't mentioned, was that it was just a particularly sleazy lie from a guy with such a Sharper (Family Values) Image.

But in vino veritas. Laura Fay, notes the story, lives on Grimm Drive. Yeah, maybe he made up the stuff about the hospital, but chances are, the part about visiting his daughter is true.

Posted by: billypilgrim at May 8, 2008 11:33 AM

Just another classic example of how politicians know how to lie, even if the lie is dumb. Why didn't the bar call them a cab, even though they were bounced out, don't they still have a responsibility for the safety of the customer? We all learn the error of our ways after a DWI... Lt. Col. Laura Fay should not have bailed him out, he needs to learn his lesson the hard way.

Posted by: jc2008 at May 8, 2008 3:09 PM

I am appreciating maureen dowd more and more. in todays world woman really dont need men, they need the sperm and thats it. fay has humped her way thru life and probably quite happily sees no reason to keep the sperm donors around after she grows bored. and considering what my gender produces, do ya wonder why.

Posted by: gary at May 9, 2008 10:23 AM

Are all of these "Family Values" men and women sex fiends?
http://dkosopedia.com/wiki/Republican_Sex_Scandals

Even I. Scooter Libby makes the
list! Foresoothe!!!

Posted by: Obwon at May 9, 2008 2:10 PM

But You have to admit, if you are going to pick someone to commit adultery with, Laura Fay is looking pretty scrumptious.

Posted by: Marion Barry at May 9, 2008 2:50 PM

I know Laura and this is shocking news, i was a previous in law of hers from a previous marriage. She is very charming and I could see how that could get her into trouble. Very sad situation.

Posted by: ??? at May 10, 2008 9:57 AM

It is important to contact the court in Alexandria to help ensure that Vito does his five days in jail (assuming he is found guilty of DWI at twice the legal limit). Serving time will help reintroduce him to the reality that has been so lacking in his life. Vito, next time don't blow so hard against contraceptives, failing families, Bill Clinton, or the permissive society. Enjoy your stay.

Posted by: herenthere at May 10, 2008 8:31 PM