Bill Maher on Obama, Clinton and McCain
If you didn’t catch Bill Maher’s political diatribes at the New Jersey Performing Arts Center last Friday night, here are a few memorable lines:
On whichever of the three candidates—Obama, Clinton, McCain—becomes president:
“Either way, it’ll be a victory for the minority—either for blacks, women, or the undead.”
On Hillary’s refusal to step down in the primary race:
“She is just that birthday candle that just won’t blow out.”
On the two presumptive presidential contenders—Obama and McCain:
“Well, at least you’ll have a clear choice—bi-racial [or] bi-centennial. Hip hop [or] hip pops.”
On Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney’s scathing exchanges during the Republican primary debates:
“It’s like a Halloween costume talking to a mannequin.”























