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Bake Me Out at the Ballgame: The Yankee Stadium Sunscreen Ban

Posted by Heather Muse at 10:31 AM, July 22, 2008

See, this is the type of hard-hitting exclusive I want our papers to produce. The Post today has a story about the ban on sunscreen at Yankee Stadium. The reasoning? That good ol' T word: "terrorism."

The brilliant reasoning here is the same one behind the liquid ban on flights, but here's the kicker: security allows you to put on sunblock before throwing it away. So, if you apply the lotion on your skin, essentially confirming it's not liquid explosive, you still have to throw it away. Yankee Stadium sells a 1-oz. bottle of SPF 15 for $5.

The best part of the story is this exchange between a fan and security:

Seeing the giant bag full of confiscated sunscreen Saturday, one steaming Yankee fan asked whether he could take one of the tubes and apply it before heading into the park.

"Absolutely not," the guard told him. "What if you get a rash? You might sue the Yankees."

The Post reports that fans will now be allowed to bring in 3-oz. containers of sunscreen. That's the Fourth Estate in action!

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You're probably more likely to die of skin cancer than of a bomb at Yankee Stadium already. That risk ratio just went up.

Posted by: Ethan Stanislawski at July 22, 2008 12:45 PM

pure fear mongering

'the terrorists are winning' when we let them influence our everyday lives like this

Posted by: Richard at July 23, 2008 9:51 AM

ah, seems this has been overturned

http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2008/07/22/common-sense-prevails-at-stadium/

Posted by: Richard at July 23, 2008 9:53 AM

Um, I'm pretty sure if they wanted to blow up Yankee Stadium they could just, you know, pull up along side it in a truck packed with explosives. They could, um, probably do the same with a airport terminal, you know? I hate to alarm you, Miss Musto, but the lotion ban goes into effect at The West Side Club August 1st. Looks like our asses are about to back to smelling like stink breath from our part-time lover's spittle. Sad. Sad times.

Posted by: Girl Ditzi at July 23, 2008 12:25 PM

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