It's such a shame that the Tombs is no longer the Bernard B. Kerik Complex. This may be a federal rap, but one might still have cherished the hope that some day we'd enjoy the spectacle of an inmate incarcerated in the very pokey named after him. Sigh. It's not to be. Bloomberg robs us of all our pleasures.

What's better, Porro, is that Kerik is serving his time at Westchester County Jail. That jail was built by Worth Construction – which is also under investigation for being mobbed up.

Worth Construction was also a contributor to former Westchester DA Jeanine Pirro (it became an issue in her 2006 campaign).

Both Pirro and Kerik are both under investigation are under investigation, after Pirro tried wiretapping her husband with Kerik's help.

Curioser and curioser…

boo hooo. Poor Bernie.

I look forward to the coming Civil War.

Mr. Kerik is a hot looking bear. Can you imagine the sheer thrill that there will probably be five to eight COs in the room during Bernie's strip search. They will probably draw straws to determine which two COs will have the opportunity to spread Mr. Keriks naked bear buns to be examined. This is what is commonly known as getting to the 'crack' of the matter. In all fairness the Village Voice should send Michael Musto to Riker's to do a solo interview (I say interview) with Mr. Kerik.

Guilliani had introduced Kerik as his closest friend.
Police vice squads have been disbanded by communities because there was no way anyone could find that would prevent their corruption. Kerric was the head of the vice group in Paterson.
Paterson police were so corrupt that the feds took them over.

Gullinai's dad had been in the mob.

That these guys were both so obvious and actually made an attempt at national office shows how deeply this country has sunk. It also shows the stinking basis for the superficial idealism of today's new conservatism.

Maybe some of the newsies who have seen their friends and colleagues lose their jobs have finally wrapped their brains around the notion that they spent part of the dying years of their profession ensuring that one of the most worthless people ever to set foot in NYC would never have to find honest work again. Hubris sure is a bear. I'm still gonna make popcorn, though.