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By Roy Edroso, Monday, Nov. 9 2009 @ 8:28AM
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We recall that when we worked as a tutor in Brooklyn in the 90s, many of our students carried a copy of Sapphire's Push with their schoolbooks. We wonder what those now-grown students will think when and if they learn that a teacher in the Bronx has been suspended for assigning a Chuck Palahniuk story to a test-prep class.

Greg Van Voorhis, who has taught at The Bronx School of Finance for seven years, gave out "Guts" to students preparing for the Regents exam. The story involves a young man who, after describing exotic masturbatory practices, places his anus during one such over a suction drain at the bottom of a pool, to which he becomes stuck, disastrously...

Van Voorhis reportedly told this teenage students not to report what he had shown them, but authorities found out anyway and removed him from his regular job at The Bronx School of Finance last week. Students have created a Save Mr V Facebook site with 298 members at this writing. "Do not get Sucked in the 'pool inlet hole,'" writes one of the discussion participants.

The Post has great fun with this today, noting that the "'self-pleasure' reading" first appeared in Playboy, that Van Voorhis was discovered when "students blabbed about the ribald tale," and that "Palahniuk's agent said the author was unavailable for comment." They also lede, in an apparent reference to Palahniuk's novel Fight Club, "The first rule about having an edgy English teacher is don't talk about your edgy English teacher."

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Matty B says:

A teacher gets his students to read probably one of the only short stories vast amounts of his students will thoroughly enjoy this semester, and his job is in jeapordy?

Go around the building's halls and pass out clandestine copies of Naked Lunch. Read from American Psycho over the loudspeaker. Paste passages from Tropic of Cancer near the administration office door. Someone tell these school officials that high schoolers can like, handle and appreciate art, even if it is vulgar.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 9 2009 @ 9:39AM
jimmy says:

I would agree with the administration here if the suspension was based on the total lack of literary value in Palahniuk's work, but if it's just censorship then I have to back the edgy English teacher, who has no doubt jumped on many a table in his day to challenge his students' perceptions.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 9 2009 @ 11:42AM
kassandra lopez says:

jimmy and matty --- stfu,,,, im a student a the skool and mr.v is a great teacher he only showed us that 2 get us prepare for the regents so dont talk if u dont know

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 9 2009 @ 5:37PM
Hall Monitor says:

This story made http://detentionslip.org ! Check it out for all the crazy headlines from our schools.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 9 2009 @ 7:49PM
Fred I Robinson says:

Just read the story is sickening,totally gross. Not censorship, just very poor taste. Obviously, "kassandra lopez", needs a great deal of preparation for the "regents". Seems like she needs preparation for 3rd grade English versus 3rd year of high school.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 9 2009 @ 8:18PM
Anonymous says:

Mr. V is a great teacher, definitely a teacher who can keep students interested in a book or story. Being in V's class, i experienced his teaching methods first hand and learned a lot from him. What i took from his lessons was to dig for a deeper meaning, question the purpose of everything. That's what V's all about.

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 10 2009 @ 8:52AM
Ryan says:


This is an offensive book with no literary value at all. Kids can read whatever they want on their own.

I'm sure he's a great teacher, but this was a very bad decision. Instead of telling kids "don't tell anyone this happened", don't do the thing in the first place.

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 4:25PM
Ryan says:


This is an offensive book with no literary value at all. Kids can read whatever they want on their own.

I'm sure he's a great teacher, but this was a very bad decision. Instead of telling kids "don't tell anyone this happened", don't do the thing in the first place.

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 4:26PM
m. says:

I have to disagree a hundred percent with the notion that Palahniuk's work has no literary value, especially since that's arbitrary and you have no right to state something like that.

I hate censorship and I don't think this teacher's job should be in jeopardy but Guts is pretty graphic and sickening. I think there is value to it but if it's taught I think it should be to college level students who don't live with their parents who will get upset about the material in their classrooms.

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 5:31PM
Christina says:

Chuck Palahniuk has great work. I used to think he was just some cliche writer with some stupid teenage cult following, unti I started reading his stuff. I applaud this teacher.

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 11 2009 @ 8:17PM
Mr. Marlowe says:

I was forced by my Assistant Principal, (Miss Carmen Daniels of Brooklyn- a fraud if ever there was one) to teach a book that was far more offensive. The book, 'The Cotillion' by John Oliver Killens, is filled with anti-semitism, racism, homophobia, extremely graphic sex scenes(including a gay orgy) and more. The "N-word" is dropped about a thousand times, and is used to describe Jesus at one point, which really brought the parental complaints in.
I complained to my Principal, "Dr." Richard Forman (a chiropractor, not a PhD.) and offered to give him a copy of the book, but he refused to read it.
One of the biggest problems in NYC schools today is the abundance of administartors, a story which seems to go unreported. Clara Barton High School (the 'scene of the crime') has 15 Assistant Principals (yes, fifteen, including two for the English dept.) who earn $100,000 each and teach one class per day. They also have a Principal (one of the worst in the 5 Boroughs) and two "Vice Principals." That's almost 2 million dollars of the budget, for people who do little or no work, while the teachers are forced to buy their own paper for photocopies.

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 13 2009 @ 8:47AM
Mr. Marlowe says:

I was forced by my Assistant Principal, (Miss Carmen Daniels of Brooklyn- a fraud if ever there was one) to teach a book that was far more offensive. The book, 'The Cotillion' by John Oliver Killens, is filled with anti-semitism, racism, homophobia, extremely graphic sex scenes(including a gay orgy) and more. The "N-word" is dropped about a thousand times, and is used to describe Jesus at one point, which really brought the parental complaints in.
I complained to my Principal, "Dr." Richard Forman (a chiropractor, not a PhD.) and offered to give him a copy of the book, but he refused to read it.
One of the biggest problems in NYC schools today is the abundance of administrators, a story which seems to go unreported. Clara Barton High School (the 'scene of the crime') has 15 Assistant Principals (yes, fifteen, including two for the English dept.) who earn $100,000 each and teach one class per day. They also have a Principal (one of the worst in the 5 Boroughs) and two "Vice Principals." That's almost 2 million dollars of the budget, for people who do little or no work, while the teachers are forced to buy their own paper for photocopies.

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 13 2009 @ 8:47AM
Mr. Marlowe says:

sorry for the double post! I was trying to correct a misspelling.

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 13 2009 @ 8:50AM
anonymous says:

i went to the school and liked mr. v, but sometimes he did do and say things that are not right for a teacher. i think if we were honest, many would have to agree. we read the story last year, too, but he didn't get caught. he did this year. we should be glad that everyone is only talking about this one thing or he might lose his job.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 16 2009 @ 6:37AM
Jade says:

Kassandra you need to go back to school, why are you mad at Jimmy and Matty and telling them to be quiet when they don't know him yet they were defending him (that means they are on his side, saying he is right if you don't know what defending means!). You just showed your stupidity in a big way honey!!!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 23 2009 @ 1:35AM
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Ich bin gerade mit dem Apple iPhone unterwegs. Man kann den Weblog hier sehr gut darauf surfen.

Posted On: Wednesday, Jan. 20 2010 @ 10:16PM

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