Welcome to blogs.villagevoice.com
Blogs
  • News
    • » Daily News
    • » Runnin' Scared - News Blog
    • » Tom Robbins
    • » Wayne Barrett
  • Music
    • » Top Picks
    • » Find a Bar or Club
    • » Pazz & Jop
    • » Down in Front
    • » Sound of the City
    • » Siren
    • » Submit an Event
    • » Jukebox
    • » Join Music Newsletter
    • » Entertainment Ads
  • Calendar
    • » Calendar Home
    • » Top Picks
    • Valentine's Day Events
    • » Comedy Events
    • » Fitness Health & Beauty Guide
    • » Submit an Event
    • » Entertainment Ads
  • Restaurants
    • » Restaurant Guide
    • » Restaurant Reviews
    • » Sietsema's Counter Culture
    • » Find a Bar or Club
    • » Fork in the Road (column)
    • » Fork in the Road (blog)
    • » Sponsored Online Menus
    • » Choice Eats Tasting Event
    • » Join Dining Newsletter
    • » Restaurant Ads
  •  
  • Arts
    • » Calendar
    • » Books
    • » Theater
    • » Art
    • » Dance
    • » Obies Theater Awards
  • Films
    • » Now Showing
    • » Movie Showtimes
    • » Reviews
    • » Join NY Film Club
    • » Movie Ads
  • The Ads
    • Ad Index
    • Flip Book
    • Media Kit
  • Classifieds
    • Personals
    • Sexy Black Book
    • Free Online Classifieds
    • Place an Ad (print)
    • Career Fair
    • Real Estate for Sale/Trulia
    • Personals Blogs
    • Real Estate For Rent
  • Blogs
    • » Runnin' Scared
    • » Sound of the City
    • » La Daily Musto
    • » Fork in the Road (blog)
    • » All City
  • Columns
    • » La Dolce Musto
    • » Tom Robbins
    • » Sex
    • » Horoscope
  • Best Of
    • » Arts & Entertainment
    • » Bars & Clubs
    • » Food & Drink
    • » People & Places
    • » Shopping & Services
    • » Sports & Recreation
    • » Best of Ads
  • Bars/Clubs
    • » Bars/Clubs Home
    • » Bars/Club Ads
  • Archives
  • Reader Recommendations
  • Promotions
    • Street Team
    • Join The Street Team
    • Contests & Promotions
    • Text Alerts
    • Buy Village Voice Merchandise
    • Supplements Archive
  • Site Map

Top

blog

Stories

  • Somebody Got Murdered

    Staten Island Slay Suspect "High As a Motherfucker"

    By Graham Rayman

    1
  • Urban Wildlife

    Coyotes Invade Columbia University

    By Roy Edroso

    2
  • Exploring the Right Wing Blogosphere

    Rightblogger Tributes to the Late John Murtha

    By Roy Edroso

    3
  • R.I.P.

    War Critic Rep. John Murtha Dies

    By Roy Edroso

    4
  • Advertising

    10 Best Super Bowl XLIV Commercials

    By Mackenzie Schmidt

    5
  • Exploring the Right Wing Blogosphere

    Rightbloggers Share Tea Party Rage at Gov't Spending

    By Roy Edroso

    6
  • Weather

    In New York, 'Sno Storm

    By Julia

    7
  • Transitions

    13-Year-Old Recruited to USC: Day of the Tweens!

    By Roy Edroso

    8
  • Fashion

    Project Runway: Ugly

    By Stacey Anderson

    9
  • Corruption

    Seminerio Gets 6 Years

    By Elizabeth Dwoskin

    10
  • Studies in Crap

    Rock 'n' Roll -- The Devil's Music!

    By Alan Scherstuhl

    11
  • Advertising

    7 Extremely Weird Political Ads

    By Roy Edroso

    12
  • Hate Crime

    Rush Limbaugh -- Assman!

    By Roy Edroso

    13
  • Q&A

    Parks and Recreation's Aziz Ansari

    By Araceli Cruz

    14
  • Democracy

    Poll: Paterson Hated (Not Because He's Black, Though)

    By Roy Edroso

    15
 
Jockbeat

Jockbeat's World Series Wrap

By Allen Barra, Thursday, Nov. 5 2009 @ 7:08PM
Comments (3)
Categories: Baseball, Featured

NU-JOCKBEAT-LOGO150.jpg
​
First of all, on behalf of those at the Village Voice who are Yankee fans, let me thank Roy Edroso for the headline on his piece, "Congratulations Douchebag Yankee Fans." We accept your congratulations, and we assume you mean douchebag in the best possible sense.

And, yes, we are douchebags. We don't care that we are, so long as we win. And we did win, and we will continue to win as long as there are douchebags.

Now I wish to take a bow for having predicted the Yankees win over the Angels and over the Phillies. In case you missed it yesterday, I wrote, "Andy Pettitte doesn't have to give the Yankees seven or even six good innings. Girardi can ask him for five strong frames, load up on relievers to get through the sixth and seventh, then hand the ball to Mariano for the last two. Yes, the Yankee relievers are unreliable at this point, but what are the Phillies relievers? The Yanks have hammered everyone they've sent, and Philadelphians' hearts will be in their mouths when Pedro starts to falter. Then, there is Hideki Matusi, who has hit two home runs already in the Series and is a better DH than anyone the Phillies have -- and, as everyone knows, he has hit Pedro well."

Please pause for ten seconds to appreciate the brilliance of that analysis before reading on.

That said, we must second the words of Mariano Rivera last night, "We must give credit to the team of Philly." Yes, we must. Curiously absent from all the post-game talk - unless we missed it, which is unlikely -- was any mention of how good and how competitive the Phillies were. I expect in their heart of hearts -- and you don't have to go too deep to find a Yankee fan's heart because,, to borrow from Andy Warhol, deep down we're very superficial -- many of us suspect that the Phillies were the better team.

Not that much better, but a little. Better enough to win under normal circumstances. The Yankees out-hit them (.247 to .227) but Philadelphia had more home runs (11-6), more stolen bases (5-4), and a higher slugging average (.464 to .399). The Phils also had more walks (26-18) and struck out fewer times (50-56). All of that, of course, is relatively unimportant: the bottom line is that the Yankees scored more runs, and Rivera pitched 5.1 key innings without giving up a run.

By the way, while I'm on the subject, let me say that I think Mariano is overrated. I saw one sign last night in the bleachers that said "Mariano River is God." No, he is not God, In 204 career opportunities, when he was give a lead of four runs or more, God succeeded 204 times for a perfect percentage of 1000. In his 204 four-runs or more opportunities, Mariano has succeeded just 203 times for a percentage of just 99.5%. How do you think the Phillies felt at the beginning of the ninth inning last night when someone relayed those numbers to them? I can just hear their media relations guy in the dugout saying "I just thought you guys would like to see those figures on Rivera with a four-run lead before you take your swings. The good news is that you have some chance ...")

My favorite line in all the post-game coverage came from Chris Berman, who, when he finished interviewing Mariano, said "Happy 25th birthday!"

Maybe the Yankees were the better team this year, but the Phillies, with Ryan Howard, Chase Utley, Jimmy Rollins, Pedro Feliz, Raoul Ibanez, Jayson Werth, et al, have the best nucleus of young talent in baseball and should be odds-on favorites to win the NL pennant and probably more next year. They definitely need one more outstanding pitcher, but who doesn't? If Cole Hamels and Brad Lidge pitch in 2010 like they did in 2008, the Phillies won't need any new pitchers to win it all.

The Yankees' real MVP, though, wasn't Matsui, Derek Jeter (who somehow managed to hit a quiet .407 with an on-base average of .429) or Johnny Damon (who scored six runs, drove in four, and had three-fourths of the Yankees stolen bases -- which I guess includes that incredible game-turning dash from second to third in Game Three. The Yanks' real MVP was the Baltimore Orioles' Adam Jones, who, in the eighth inning of the All-Star game hit a sac fly which scored the winning run for the American League and gave the Yankees the home field advantage in the World Series. Without that, Game Six might not have been at Yankee Stadium and Matsui probably wouldn't have been in the lineup.

I'm not sure why I never noticed this before, but the American League does, at least in theory, have a real advantage in the World Series as regards the DH. Because of the existence of the DH, the AL needs to have a professional hitter on their roster all season long; it's unlikely any National League team is going to invest that much money in keeping that kind of hitter around just to pinch-hit. At any rate, I can't recall the last time I saw a regular player sit out a couple of games of the World Series and still have the kind of impact that Matsui had in just 13 at-bats. Until I looked at the composite box score this morning, I hadn't realized that HE WAS THE ONLY YANKEE WITH MORE THAN ONE HOME RUN.

Some notes:

-- Who the F is Damaso Marte? This has got to be the first time in baseball history that a pitcher with an ERA of 9.45 in the regular season (21 games) became an unanticipated World Series star (four appearances, no hits, no runs, no walks, 5 Ks). And was it my imagination or did a guy named David Robertson -- no runs, in fact zero runs allowed in 5.1 postseason innings -- suddenly disappear after Game Two?

-- Regarding A-Rod, this must also be the first time in baseball history that a player shattered the myth that he can't hit in the clutch by batting .250 in the World Series. Albeit with a higher on-base plus slugging average, .973, than he had during the regular season (.933).

But, as I've been pointing out for the last couple of weeks, Rodriguez's postseason performance was always as good or better than Reggie's at similar points in their career and that Reggie's only looked better because he played on better teams that had better pitching. Along those lines, let's do a quick update:

Reggie played in 77 postseason games, A-Rod has now played in 54. Reggie's BA was .278, A-Rod's is .302. Reggie has more home runs, 18, to A-Rod's 13 but got those five extra home runs in 23 additional games. Reggie's postseason on-base average is .358 with a .627 slugging average; A-Rod's numbers, respectively, are .409 and .568. A-Rod has scored 36 runs to Reggie's 41 in 82 fewer at-bats. Hail the new Mr. October ... make that Mr. Oct/Nov.

-- The Yankees have now won three consecutive postseason series in which Kate Hudson has been in the box seats. There are those who scoff at this statistic, but they should be reminded of Kate's strong baseball ties. Her stepfather, Kurt Russell, was a former minor league prospect who would have happily traded baseball for acting had it not been for a bad knee. His father, Bing Russell. Was a minor league ballplayer before he became a character actor in movies. As every Mets fan knows, former Met Matt Franco is Russell's nephew.

-- Finally, I want to say that I'm not against Robbie Cano being allowed to participate in the victory parade, despite his astonishing feat of having a lower on-base percentage (.130) than he did batting average (.136) in the Series. For the record Cano's career OBP in 28 games is .217. I do think that he should be made to at least contribute something to the Yankees postseason by driving the float.

Comments (3) Write Comment
Share

Related Content

  • Crazy Yankee Chick: ONE. WIN. AWAY. November 2, 2009
  • Crazy Yankee Chick: Yankees rally from 3-0 to beat Phillies, take 2-1 series lead November 1, 2009
  • God Returns to First March 13, 2007
  • Crazy Yankee Chick: Game 3 in Philly, Andy vs Cole: Halloween Special October 31, 2009
  • Curses! October 26, 2004

More About:

  • Philadelphia Phillies
  • Alex Rodriguez
  • New York Yankees
  • Mariano Rivera
  • World Series

Comments (3)

Mark Wernick says:

Hilarious! And analytically astute. Now I'm really looking forward to reading your book about Yogi, which I bought but never read. Time to dust it off.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 9 2009 @ 1:32PM
Mike says:

Anyone who uses the word YOUNG in a sentence which also includes "Raoul" [sic] Ibanez's name needs to be mocked just a bit.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 9 2009 @ 1:55PM
Brian says:

Also not especially young: Rollins, Howard, Utley or Werth.

And Mr. Berra hadn't *heard* of Damaso Marte, who's been a heavily used LHRP and sometimes-Closer for years?

Coming from the VV, actually, this kind of sports coverage is rather endearing. It's cute that they make the effort.

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 10 2009 @ 12:22PM

Write Comment


Comments may not show up immediately after submission. Please wait a minute after posting a comment for it to appear.

All reader comments are subject to our Terms of Use. By clicking "Post," you acknowledge that you have reviewed and agree to these Terms.

Tools

Search Runnin' Scared


Follow

Email tips to tips@villagevoice.com

SlideShows»

  • Bikini Burlesque (NSFW)
  • Brooklyn Taco Experiment
  • Idiotarod 2010
  • More Slideshows >>

Most …

  • Raj Rajaratnam's College Chum, Rajiv Goel, Pleads Guilty in Galleon Case; Another Pal Remains Defiant
  • Mayor Michael Bloomberg Warns of Power Outages During Snowstorm; Advises Flashlights, Milk
  • Michael Jackson Autopsy Reveals Thin Hair, Closed Bottle of Urine
  • David Paterson's Campaign Money Problems Only Highlight Andrew Cuomo's Good Sense
  • Anthony Illidge Slay Suspect Jahaad Chesson Says He was 'High As a Motherfucker'
  • More Recent Entries...
  • Ruben Larios, Harlem Teen, Shot to Death in His Own Lobby (58)
  • James O'Keefe and Race: An Update (46)
  • James O'Keefe, ACORN and Landrieu Stinger, Ran Racist Forum Present at Race Debate (31)
  • Rightbloggers Share Tea Party Rage at Gov't Spending -- Until a GOP Senator Puts His Hand Out (16)
  • Tom Tancredo Kicks Off Tea Party Convention With Speech on Socialist Obama, Stupid Voters (15)
  • 7 Political Ads That Might Be Weirder Than Carly Fiorina's "Demon Sheep"
  • James O'Keefe and Race: An Update
  • Jenny Sanford's Top Ten Reasons Her Husband, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, Is a Really Bad Person
  • James O'Keefe is Arrested, and Rightbloggers Tell You What the Real Crime is -- The Liberal Media Coverage!
  • Rightbloggers Share Tea Party Rage at Gov't Spending -- Until a GOP Senator Puts His Hand Out

Calendar

  • Tue
    9
  • Wed
    10
  • Thu
    11
  • Fri
    12
  • Sat
    13
  • Sun
    14
  • Mon
    15
This week's best events
3 Best Things To Do on Tuesday, Feb 9
  • 20/10 Vision

    Where: Gallery Hanahou

    Type: Art

  • Fêtes de la Nuit

    Where: Ohio Theater

    Type: Off-Off-Broadway: Opening, Theater, Valentine's Day

  • The Residents

    Where: Webster Hall

    Type: Experimental

  • submit an event
  • 340 more things to do today >>

Twitter Feed

Follow Runnin' Scared on Twitter

More Twitter >>

Runnin' Scared on Digg

Services

Health & Beauty

  • VADA SPA

    View Ad | View Site
  • Contemporary Dental Implant Centre

    View Ad | View Site
  • NUTRAMEDICS INC.

    View Ad | View Site
More >>

Links

  • Village Voice
  • Wayne Barrett
  • Elizabeth Dwoskin
  • Jockbeat
  • Michael Musto
  • Tom Robbins
  • Somebody Got Murdered
  • Studies in Crap
  • New York Daily News
  • New York Post
  • New York Times
  • Newsday
  • Wall Street Journal
  • Washington Post
  • YouTube
  • Salon
  • Slate
  • Gawker
  • Huffington Post
  • Daily Kos
  • Drudge Report
  • The Daily Show
  • Colbert Report
  • Politico
  • Philadelphia Inquirer
  • Associated Press
  • Fox News
  • The Onion
  • ESPN
  • CNN
  • Time
  • Forward
  • New York
  • New Yorker
  • New York Review of Books
  • New York Observer
  • ABC News
  • CBS News
  • MSNBC
  • Newsweek
  • New York Sun
  • National Review
  • New Republic
  • Harper's
  • Atlantic
  • Vanity Fair
  • The Nation
  • Radar
  • New York Law Journal
  • Columbia Journalism Review
  • Columbia Spectator
  • Washington Square News
  • News India Times
  • Women's Wear Daily
  • Amsterdam News
  • New York Press
  • Time Out
  • IRIN
  • Indymedia
  • FAIR: Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting
  • Cryptome
  • Human Rights Watch
  • United for a Fair Economy
  • International Crisis Group
  • nola.com: New Orleans Times-Picayune
  • The New Yorker:Iraq Coverage
  • Index on Censorship
  • CounterPunch
  • Center for Contemporary Conflict
  • McClatchy D.C. Bureau
  • TomDispatch.com
  • Common Dreams News Center
  • War Report — Project on Defense Alternatives
  • Power & Interest News Report
  • Selves and Others
  • Antiwar.com
  • Johnson's Russia List
  • Energy Bulletin
  • Dry Dipstick
  • IFIWatchnet
  • Al Jazeera
  • chechnya-sl
  • Bushims
  • ACLU's Torture FOIA
  • Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty
  • National Security Archive
  • Waxman Committee
  • Ethics Daily
  • Bretton Woods Project
  • Human Rights First
  • Center for Public Integrity
  • GlobalSecurity.org
  • Institute for War & Peace Reporting
  • 9-11 Timeline
  • Iraq Body Count
  • Students for an Orwellian Society
  • Center on Budget and Policy Priorities
  • whitehouse.gov
  • whitehouse.org
About Us | Work for Village Voice | Esubscribe | Free Classifieds | Advertising | Privacy Policy | Problem With the Site? | RSS | Site Map
©2010 Village Voice Media All rights reserved.