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Jose Reyes Has Thyroid Trouble, in Latest Sign of God's Wrath Against the Mets

By Roy Edroso, Friday, Mar. 5 2010 @ 12:18PM
Categories: Featured, Medical, Religion
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It never ends for the cursed New York Mets. Jose Reyes, the shining light of the team was looking good -- he hit a triple in his first intrasquad game at-bat this spring. Manuel has been thinking of moving him from leadoff, where he bats on account of his speed, to third, on account of his bat, to replace the injured Carlos Beltran.

Now Reyes is out of the spring lineup for -- get this -- a possible hyperactive thyroid.

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Mets Lower Outfield Wall, Will Still Suck

By Roy Edroso, Tuesday, Feb. 9 2010 @ 10:35AM
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metspitch.jpgThe Yankees built a new park with closer and shorter outfield fences, hit a lot of homers and won the World Series. The Mets built their new park with reasonable distances and higher walls ("they want it to be as neutral as possible," a designer told the Times), and look what happened to them. They hit 95 home runs last year, the fewest in the majors.

It's too late to bring the fences in, but the Mets have given up on neutrality and are cutting down the center field wall from sixteen feet to eight.

Unfortunately the wall can't be raised for opposing teams, who actually hit more homers at Citi Field than they did at Shea the year before. But at least when opponents tee off on one of the Mets' many injured pitchers, it'll make for a lively, high-scoring event, which is about the best we can hope for, as we no longer expect the Mets to win games.

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Cyclones' Park Sheds Corporate Master, Gains Credit Union Sponsor, Ugly Name

By Roy Edroso, Thursday, Feb. 4 2010 @ 12:47PM
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Categories: Featured, Stadium Development
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The park in which Mets farm team, the Brooklyn Cyclones, play in Coney Island used to be called Keyspan Park, but the sponsor pulled out -- allegedly because they're now called National Grid, though we expect they could have just called it National Grid Park, ugly as that would be, and maintained their contract to its 2020 end-date. Nonetheless Cyclones management called the split "amicable."

Today the Cyclones announced the new sponsor and, like a lot of organizations these days, it's getting a new one courtesy of Big Government: the Municipal Credit Union, a non-profit financial institution which does bank for city workers. The team's home field is now called MCU Park. While we appreciate that this is a friendlier bank than some ballparks have as corporate masters, MCU Park is an even uglier name than the park had before.

Fuck this: We're calling it Wally Backman Park.

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J.J. Putz Says Mets Didn't "Really" Give Him a Physical, Suggests Team Told Him to Hide Injury

By Roy Edroso, Monday, Feb. 1 2010 @ 1:06PM
Categories: Featured
putz.jpgEveryone was very excited when the Mets acquired Mariners reliever J.J. Putz at the end of 2008. "If J.J. Putz is healthy," said ESPN's Keith Law, "the Mets got one of the best closers on the market."

But apparently Putz wasn't so healthy; he didn't have a great 2009 ("Putz looks hurt," wrote Dave Cameron in April), and ended his season with bone spur surgery in June. (He's now with the White Sox.)

Might this unfortunate situation have been avoided? Putz tells CSN Chicago that "when the trade went down last year, I never really had a physical with the Mets." He said his troublesome bone spur was "discovered the previous year in Seattle, and it never got checked out by any other doctors until I got to spring training, and the spring training physical is kind of a formality."

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Mets remove corporate sponsor's name from stadium. No, not that one.

By Julia, Saturday, Jan. 30 2010 @ 6:25PM
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KeySpan Corporation, a Brooklyn company formed by a merger of Brooklyn Union Gas and LILCO, hasn't existed since 2007, and National Grid PLC, who they merged with, announced on Friday that it was time for the Brooklyn Cyclones to start dating again. National Grid Vice President John Caroselli said that partnership between Keyspan and the Cyclones was "great," but "due to the fact that the Keyspan name no longer exists, it was an opportunity for both parties to discuss other options." The contract between Keyspan and the Mets' A team for naming rights to their Coney Island stadium was supposed to run through 2020.

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Jersey Rays: Pipe Dream or Just-Barely-Conceivable Pipe Dream?

By Neil deMause, Wednesday, Jan. 27 2010 @ 10:56AM
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Normally, the Tampa Bay Rays complaining that their home stadium is a dump wouldn't be news here in New York, given that 1) people have been complaining about Tropicana Field since before the Rays even debuted there in 1998 and 2) the Rays only enter New Yorkers' radar in the odd seasons when they threaten to break through the Yanks-Sox oligarchy in the A.L. East.

All that changed this week, however, when Peter Gammons, former star of ESPN and the $20 bill, mentioned in his MLB.com column that "there are smart people in the Major League Baseball offices wondering if there's hope of even discussing a potential move of the Rays to New Jersey or Southern Connecticut over certain protests from the Yankees, Mets, Red Sox and Phillies."

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Carlos Beltran, Mets Squabble Over Surgery; Are Mets Doctors Too Keen to Clear Hurt Players?

By Roy Edroso, Friday, Jan. 15 2010 @ 8:00AM
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Mets outfielder Carlos Beltran is saying that before he had surgery on his knee this week, he got the okay from Mets GM Omar Minaya. He says via his agent Scott Boras that he spoke to Minaya on Tuesday, and that Minaya "did not ask me to wait, or to get another doctor's opinion. He just wished me well." He also said his doctor, Richard Steadman, "consulted with the Mets' doctor -- Dr. Altchek -- about my knee. Dr. Altchek agreed with Dr. Steadman's diagnosis that I needed surgery, and said he would relay his approval to Mets management."

Beltran says he is "totally surprised by the reaction" to his surgery, referring to assistant GM John Ricco's statement that "there is an issue regarding the process that was followed regarding the surgery," and that the Mets were "disappointed" with Beltran's choice.

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Carlos Beltran Got a Knee Operation, Didn't Ask Team, May Miss Opener

By Roy Edroso, Thursday, Jan. 14 2010 @ 1:24PM
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Mets star Carlos Beltran's knee was bothering him, so he got surgery. Usually players ask the team for permission first, but Beltran appears not to have done so. Bleacher Report doesn't blame him: "He could no longer listen to the hackery coming from the Mets' team doctors that his knee was simply bruised and it just needed some rest," says John Fennelly.

Reports say Beltran will miss the start of the 2010 season; Eric Karabell worries that "twelve weeks can turn into 24 weeks quickly, and the Mets have way too much invested in Beltran financially to risk pushing him back," but as it was reportedly a relatively non-invasive arthroscopic procedure, a long absence is unlikely.

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Mets to Get Jason Bay for 4 Years, $66 Million

By Roy Edroso, Tuesday, Dec. 29 2009 @ 3:38PM
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Great, someone who's healthy! Jason Bay, a free agent most recently with the Red Sox, has been signed by the Mets. Last year he batted .276 (he's a career .280) with 36 homers. He's 31 and doesn't hardly have a scratch on him. He runs good. And Eddie Vedder's a fan!

Also, he has a winning sense of humor. After he got his hand stepped on by Angels catcher Mike Napoli as he scored the winning run in the deciding game of the 2008 ALDS, Bay remarked, "It's just a tiny little nick, but it hurts when I get champagne in there." Good copy!

Bay has a four-year, $66-million-dollar deal, and is expected to play left field for New York. In Boston he is replaced by former Met Mike Cameron, and tears. Image via Masshole Sports.

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Mets Sign Pitcher with Shoulder Trouble

By Roy Edroso, Tuesday, Dec. 29 2009 @ 12:27PM
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The Mets have signed former Angel Kelvim Escobar. After winning 18 games in 2007, the 33-year-old former star reliever was out due to right labrum surgery all of 2008, and was 0-1 for 2009.

The Mets reportedly plan to try Escobar in the bullpen and see how it goes. He worked out in winter ball last week, facing five batters with success. It's a one-year contract at $1.25 million, with a $125K bonus "if he makes the Opening Day roster."

We're tempted to say, "What could possibly go wrong?" But the Mets need to gamble, and this is a relatively cheap one. Also, Escobar will have plenty of sympathy in the dugout.

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