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Too Much, Too Soon, Two-Headed Turtle

Posted by Roy Edroso at 1:26 PM, August 18, 2008

twoheadedturtleleft.jpgNew York will break your heart. No sooner did we learn to love the unnamed, gender-indeterminate two-headed turtle in Kensington than we discover, via Gothamist, that it has been kidnapped.

Aside from the turtle's family and loved ones, WNBC reporter Glenn Zimmerman was perhaps hardest hit. "Our mission [was] to report on a rare find," says Zimmerman. "We get to the store on 3rd Avenue and the story takes a twist... the turtle is gone!"

NY1 provides a video report, with a number for "anyone with information on the turtle's whereabouts" to call.

At Runnin' Scared we are still having an internal debate as to whether to work the crime-returns-to-Gotham angle or martyrize the turtle as one who flew (or, in this case, crawled) too close to the sun, like Kurt Cobain or Alex Rodriguez. We'll revisit the subject after we've checked out some leads at the koi pond in our community garden.

Falling Trees in Queens Claim First Victim

Posted by Roy Edroso at 6:53 PM, August 17, 2008

fallentree.jpgA 38-year-old woman was hit by a falling "tree branch or limb" in Ridgewood, Queens, and is in critical condition at Wycoff Hospital, WNBC reports.

1010 WINS elaborates: "The woman was reportedly walking down the sidewalk Sunday around 3:30 p.m. when the branch, about 14-feet long and 10-inches wide, fell from alongside a Long Island Railroad overpass."

Residents told the New York Post that "heavy rains probably loosened its weak roots and vibrations from the passing train likely caused it to finally fall." "If it was a few moments later it would have been me," said a passer-by.

It might have been any number of Queens residents. As NY1 previously reported, a storm last weekend had already taken down at least 25 trees in Queens, by the Parks Department's count.

During the storm one tree "fell into some power lines that caught on fire and forced residents on 161st Street to evacuate for about two hours"; another hit a house on 37th Street.

These are far from the first tree-falling incidents reported in Queens this year, though it is the first to critically injure a pedestrian. On March 10, a storm dropped trees on cars in Rosedale, Hollis, and Corona, reported NY1. During another storm on June 10, per NY1, a car owned by Syed Jamil of Jamaica Hills was crushed by a tree of which Jamil had previously complained to the authorities.

Parks Department personnel had been summoned, Jamil said, but "they said there was nothing wrong with that. But I had my landscaper, he told me the tree was dying."

New Yorkers are always well-advised to keep their heads up, especially in heavily-wooded precincts such as Queens. So should LIRR officials, considering that the tree that hit the woman in Queens today appears to have been rooted "alongside a Long Island Railroad overpass": local law firm Sakkas & Cahn, LLP reports winning a settlement of $3 million for "Pedestrian Struck by Falling Tree --Death of Victim -- Emotional Injuries to Family."

Interview With a Vampire Stalker: Bedbug Registrar Talks

Posted by Roy Edroso at 8:58 AM, August 14, 2008

bedbugmap.jpgIn our recent report on the local bedbug plague, we cited a scary map covered with red dots that identified infestation sites. The map comes from the Bedbug Registry, which also performs this service for San Francisco, Los Angeles, Washington, Boston, Toronto, and Vancouver.

The Registry is the brainchild of Maciej Ceglowski, a San Francisco computer programmer who first encountered bedbugs in a local motel ("Woke up with bites and found dying bedbug by lamp," he commented at his own site. "Decided to start this registry").

We did a little tracking and found "Sleeping Is Giving In," Ceglowski's gripping, poetic account of the incident and his ensuing interest in bedbugs.

Ceglowski wrote then that the Registry was "a valuable act of closure." But in an email interview, he told us that hadn't stopped worrying about bedbugs. In fact, he said, "I worry about them more and more."

"Over the past two months, three different friends of mine have encountered bedbugs," said Ceglowski, "and running the registry shows me in even starker terms just how quickly the creatures [are] spreading. So far I haven't seen anyone offering a treatment strategy that I would call effective, and I know the problem will only get worse for the next couple of years."

Today, every time Ceglowski checks into a hotel, he performs a detailed spot check. "I pull up sheets and look at the mattress seams for any sign of black or red spots (bedbug scat or blood)," he told us. "I also peer behind the bedboard, in any visible thin cracks in the night table and other potential hiding spots."

He advises that you do the same -- and, of course, check the Registry before booking a room, as it includes hotels and motels to which readers have alerted him (including Disney's Old Key West Resort in Orlando, Florida and the Four Seasons in San Francisco).

Speaking of that, we asked if he'd ever been sued over the Registry. "I've received a number of emails threatening legal action from various landlords and management companies," he said. "Fortunately none of these emails have [resulted] in subpoenas or a lawsuit, but I figure it's only a matter of time."

If you have bedbugs in your home, Ceglowski recommends you consult Bedbugger, "particularly the posts by people who have successfully rid themselves of a bedbug problem. It can be done, it just requires a lot of attention to detail and great patience."

Infested: Bedbugs Stay Strong in NYC

Posted by Roy Edroso at 9:20 PM, August 11, 2008

bedbugmap.jpgEvery once in a while we read a story about something horrible that is "on the rise" in New York -- Sicilian mobsters, truck traffic, marijuana busts, syphilis, singer/songwriters -- and after a momentary shiver of dread we realize that this is the way of the world, or journalism at least, and that we probably won't hear about it again until some editor decides the time is ripe to revisit that particular panic to engage the readership.

Not so with bedbugs. We read about that invasion in 2005, in 2006, 2007, and several times this year, starting, promisingly enough, on New Year's Day.

It doesn't seem to be a passing thing. Now the Brooklyn Eagle informs us that "Brooklyn calls to 311 to complain about bedbugs have surged more than 1,900 percent since 2004 — and this year’s figures are heading even higher." And McBrooklyn makes it all the more vivid with a scary map via the Bedbug Registry.

If you're across the River, don't feel too safe, because the Registry map shows lots of little blood-red dots in Manhattan, too.

Here in happening Greenpoint, the map shows dozens of infestations, including one in the building next door to ours. "Some tenants uncooperative with management in having their apartments exterminated," reports the Registry. "Be very cautious of this building."

Thanks a lot. We actually observed through open windows some of the decontamination process last month: furnishings removed (and left on the sidewalk! No sign or anything!), remaining chairs and tables sealed in clear plastic, men in white clothes spraying.

That ought to help for a while. But that was just one apartment, and there's no such thing as bedbug immunity. A friend of ours a few blocks up got bedbugs in 2006. She set all her bedding out in the street with large, clear signage explaining the situation; within an hour, someone had taken her mattress anyway.

Thinking back on that -- a guy or a couple of guys ripping the BEDBUGS sign off a mattress and hauling it away -- it strikes us that the role of illiteracy, or just plain ignorant disregard, in the spread of this plague is not to be underestimated. Perhaps that's why in January the City announced a series of "local bedbug seminars." Australia's Sydney Morning Herald reported in a March "Postcard from New York" that the seminars "began by turning dozens away from a meeting for more than 150 Upper Manhattan residents. Last week a seminar in Brooklyn drew about 75 people." That's good attendance for a public health lecture. Miss Heather of newyorkshitty attended one, and gives a good summary, which included this depressing note: "Not surprisingly, the landlord’s burden is pretty light. All he (or she) must do is provide proof that an exterminator was paid within 30 days of being cited."

We wonder how many of them do even that. The invaluable Bedbugger notes that NPR's "This American Life" recently interviewed residents of the infested 349 St. John's Place. Bedbugger adds that it had previously covered that infestation with info from the Daily Heights blog. "If you walk past the building, you’ll see a ton of furniture with the word 'bedbugs' spraypainted in red paint," reports that correspondent. "The unidentified real estate broker continues to knowingly re-rent apartments in the infested building."

The City urges affected citizens to "contact your Management Office immediately so that a work ticket for a visit by a NYCHA exterminator can be filled out." Those of us with absent or unapproachable landlords might try 311. Or maybe DDT.

Elmo Takes Gold in the Gerritsen Games

Posted by Roy Edroso at 11:58 AM, August 11, 2008

Courtesy of GerritsenBeach.net, this is a video of a guy in an Elmo suit dancing for children to Michael Jackson's "Beat It." It was part of the neighborhood's Gerritsen Games. Check Elmo eating the ice cream around 2:30. Lulz.

Gerritsen Beach, you should note for future reference, is in Brooklyn, down by Marine Park.

FOLD YOUR ARMS & WATCH THE PROS DANCE (FREE!)

Posted by Roy Edroso at 2:46 AM, July 15, 2008

Wednesday, July 16, 7 pm in East River Park: Cellist/composer Alex Waterman plays, Michael Schumacher's Dans le Jardin improvises; then, Compagnie Beau Geste's Transports Exceptionnels, "a unique and whimsical outdoor duet for one man and an excavator"; then, "Contigo... a solo work combining acrobatics and dance by Portuguese choreographer Rui Horta and Joao P. Pereira Dos Santos, an accomplished acrobat and master of the Chinese pole." City Parks Foundation/Joyce Theatre. No charge!

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Wearing the Hair of the Dog

Posted by Michael Clancy at 4:56 PM, March 19, 2008


Her sweater isn't that bad, but this guy is two nipples away from wearing the top half of a gorilla suit.

We were in the middle of a laugh reading a Daily Mail story about this English couple who wear jumpers sweaters fashioned out of the fur of their dearly departed doggies, when an unnamed coworker somewhat sheepishly admitted that (s)he has a jar of dog fur that will one day be spun into yarn for a warm and comfy sweater. So there. Find one more example and you've got a trend story.

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Recruit Woody Allen for National Pigeon Day!

Posted by Michael Clancy at 12:30 PM, February 21, 2008

Yo, Woody Allen. The New York Bird Club is calling on you to atone for your slurs against pigeons, by making a personal appearance at what organizers hope will be the first ever National Pigeon Day.

The president of the New York Bird Club Anna Dove wrote to her members:

Please contact the list below and request that Woody Allen make an appearance at National Pigeon Day on Friday, June, 13th (details forthcoming) to make right the horrible disservice he’s responsible for by causing our feral pigeon population which are being persecuted and annihilated because of cavalier remarks like "rats with wings" (Stardust Memories, 1980, written and directed by Woody Allen) .... For nearly 30 years this 'racial slur" has and is presently being perpetuated by the media who use it to ridicule and degrade pigeons so that they have no respect in our society and, therefore, are treated with contempt and hatred by the general public."

Organizers hope to hold the first National Pigeon Day on June 13th to mark the anniversary of the death of Cher Ami, a homing pigeon credited with saving the lives of 194 U.S. infantrymen in France during WWI.

The impetus to create a National Pigeon Day came as part of the backlash against two City Council bills seeking to curb the pigeon population.

C'mon, Woody, it's the right thing to do.


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Sexercising a Tribute to Millie Jackson

Posted by Eudie Pak at 2:08 PM, February 1, 2008

Kenny Mellman (of Kiki and Herb) and Bridget Everett join forces for an explosively bitchy cabaret act at Joe’s Pub entitled Sexercise Live! A Tribute to the Potty Mouthed and Profound Millie Jackson. Kenny Mellman chatted with the Voice about it.

Village Voice: Whose idea was it to show love for R&B queen Millie Jackson through this cabaret act? Why?

Kenny Mellman: I’ve always had a hot-nut for singers who talk during songs. My boyfriend and I were driving in the snow in Denver and on a mix-cd was this 25-minute long medley from Millie called “Feeling Bitchy Medley. ” In between the songs she talks on the phone, gives counsel to her friend whose husband is cheating on her and generally somehow inexplicably ties together 6 disparate songs. That was the beginning of the idea. Then we found Millie’s album ESP (Extra-sexual Persuasion) in a used LP store in Portland, OR. An idea was born. It could be a good one, could be a bad one….but at least it is an idea.

VV: How’d you come up with the name Sexercise?

KM: On ESP there is a two-part song called Sexercise, Parts 1 and 2. It basically is the soundtrack to a sexy exercise video that never was made, so we decided that it should be the title of the show. And anyway, Sex in a title always sells tickets!

VV: Is there any pole dancing or bawdy gymnastics in your act? We likey when ya’ll show us some sexy sexy…

KM: There will be an instructional video starring Neal Medlyn, and I’m sure at some point Bridget will get mostly naked. She is that kind of lady….I will most probably keep all of my clothes on…I’m that kind of lady.

VV: Have you invited Ms. Jackson to come out to one of your shows?

KM: This is the premiere of the show—we are still furiously rehearsing. But I would hope that Ms. Jackson would appreciate that we are presenting it as a loving tribute and not come and sledgehammer our heads in as she suggests to do to a husband who strays in one of her songs.

VV: And finally, to the most important question: Who’s hotter—you or Bridget?

KM: I guess it depends on what your inclination is. But I would say that if you put us together in one package—you pretty much have something for everyone!

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Fight For Your Right to Feed Pigeons

Posted by Michael Clancy at 10:56 AM, November 20, 2007

The backlash against Councilman Simcha Felder's proposal to create a $1,000 fine for feeding pigeons continues to grow.

Pigeon defenders have started a new blog, People for Pigeons, to counter misinformation being spread about pigeons and will host a rally for pigeon rights on the step of City Hall on November 30 at noon.

People for Pigeons writes:

Please show your support of pigeons and their right to peacefully exist in our City by opposing Councilman Simcha Felder'sproposal to fine anyone $1,000 for giving a hungry pigeon a crumb of food, by attending the rally on Friday, November 30 from noon to 1 pm. Please bring signs and banners in opposition to the proposed Bill.

Cornell University has an excellent web site devoted to the study of feral pigeons.

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