​Ooh, awkward. Paris Hilton has flown to Japan, where she was scheduled to attend a news conference tomorrow to promote her fashion line, and they said, "No thanks, we don't want any." Upon arrival, she was immediately questioned by immigration authorities, who apparently don't take kindly to funny business like cocaine possession and whatnot. Prudes.

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Not Jimmy Dolan's cock

​Hey, Kamer.

Ortega here.

I want you to do something for me.

I want you to stop apologizing for the damn dick joke.

I caught the mea culpa at your Tumblr, and frankly, I wish you'd knock that shit off.

I know you're getting a lot of attention around the Twitterverse for losing us a million bucks worth of advertising over that little adventure, but there's a reason I told Dolan's people to stuff it when they called to complain about your original blog post.

And that's because your dick joke was spot-on, and a prime example of what we do around here.

It's a shame that the websites coming along now to write about this situation -- and in a medium, the Internet, which was made for talking openly about this kind of thing -- aren't bothering to explain to their readers why your joke was so appropriate and what it was doing there to begin with.

Let's review, shall we?

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