We're not sure why our Crap Archivist gifted us with Manology: Secrets of Your Man's Mind Revealed, by New York Times best-selling authors (seriously, not a joke) Tyrese Gibson and Rev Run (of respective 2 Fast 2 Furious and Run-D.M.C. fame). Maybe he's trying to cultivate our appreciation of fine crap. Maybe he just had too much crap on his hands. Maybe he's trying to spread his mission statement -- knowledge is power -- to the youth.
Touchstone/Simon & Schuster
Whatever his mysterious reasoning, we now have the definitive tome of manly secrets clutched in our hot little hands. Watch out, men! We know everything you've been holding back for centuries, and we're here to spill.
As we were most definitely not expecting from a book that promised to reveal the answers to such pressing questions as, "Will he ever change? Why won't he put a ring on it!? Should I let him go? WHAT IS GOING ON IN HIS HEAD?" Manology opens with a prayer for our woefully insecure lady souls.