A rare white-cheeked baby gibbon was born at The Bronx Zoo yesterday, according to The Wildlife Conservation Society. Rare white-cheeked baby gibbons are freaking adorable, according to everyone that has seen a photo of one. The quizzical and enchanting poses of their tiny gibbon faces will mesmerize you. They may be "lesser apes", but they are definitely greater models--WARNING: do not lock eyes with a gibbon unless you want your heart stolen.
The disgustingly-cute infant was born to mother, Christine (who goes by "Kicks"), and father, Milton. This is Kicks' 11th baby and Milton's first. Kicks, who at 35 is 20 years older than Milton, has not stated publicly if she will accept any reality show offers from TLC.