Mayor Bloomberg Has Eleven Homes, We Can Still Barely Pay Rent

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A few months back, Runnin' Scared covered what seems to be the biggest conundrum of the Big Apple: the fact that rents are higher than ever (averaging a solid $3,418 a month) yet no one is leaving the island. Actually, recent years have shown a huge increase in Manhattan newcomers, raising the question of whether the island will go the way of Venice.

These facts stand in huge contrast to the life of the Hozziner, the highest representative of all things related to New York City and shunner of Gracie Mansion. It seems like old news to say that Bloomberg is the King of New York: whether he's riding his helicopter over the East River late night or boosting the sales of Bloomberg Media, it's evident that Mayor has solidified his empire both in business and in city politics. 

But to compare and contrast the lives of normal New Yorkers and that of the Mayor is a job that must be done every so often just to remind us where we're at as a City. And, if his recent tax records and buys are any indications, the wealth is still pouring in while we're scrounging together pennies to satisfy our landlord come the first day of the month.

The Post reported yesterday that Michael Bloomberg now has eleven places to call home after recently picking up two more properties, each with MegaMillion price tags.
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UPDATE: Bed-Stuy School Principal Will Not Offer Condoms at Prom But Still Thinks Teens Need 'Em

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Looks like the kids are going to be engaging in dangerous sex after all.

Yesterday, the Voice reported on an interesting story coming out of Brooklyn, in which a principal of a high school there offered to hand out condoms (rubbers, jimmy-hats, whatever they're calling them these days) at the school's prom, presumably in a bucket, presumably near the door. Darryl Roscoe argued that the measure was "necessary" and "the right thing to do," especially on a night that can get as rambunctious as Silvio Berlusconi's bunga bunga parties in Milan. 

Apparently, the Department of Education did not agree. In order to throw Trojans at teenagers, parents must sign a release form beforehand to sign off on the chance that their kids are participating in pre-marital whoopee. According to ABC, once those contracts are signed, kids can "go to the condom room and get free condoms."

Yeah...
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Islamophobia in the Great Plains: Kansas Governor Bans Shari'ah Law

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Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback is on the lookout for Shari'ah law.
Does anyone remember Sam Brownback? He was part of the failed bastion of Republicans who ran for President in 2008 (how long ago does that feel?), along with the likes of Rudy Giuliani, Fred Thompson and Mike Huckabee. Except Brownback didn't even make it to the primaries. 

Instead, he backed down, ran for governor in Kansas in 2010 and successfully rode the Tea Party wave into office. And, yesterday, his crowning legislative achievement finally arrived

In a bill that is confusing everyone outside of Kansas, Brownback has ensured that no government agencies or courts in Kansas will adhere to foreign legal codes, especially the most dangerous, scariest, heretical and anti-American one: Islamic Shari'ah law. Because, like, why not?

You're right, Dorothy, there is absolutely no place like Kansas.
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Medical Marijuana Ban Doesn't Hurt Disabled, Court Says

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More weed news from the West Coast: A federal court in California just ruled 2-1 that cities can ban medical marijuana dispensaries -- and that doing so doesn't violate the Americans With Disabilities Act.

As detailed by the San Francisco Chronicle, San Francisco's Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said federal drug law does not make exceptions for disabled individuals who use pot for severe pain. Medical marijuana bans, the judges said, do not count as discrimination.

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Five Things You Can Do to Buy NYC's Million-Dollar Parking Spot

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Recession? What recession?

This morning, the Post reported that the city's most expensive parking spot is now on sale at 66 E. 11th Street in a tiny private garage. The location lies within a $38.8 million loft owned by developer Moran Fareed and includes a shower that shoots vitamin-C-and-aloe infused water at your face.

And its price tag: one million smackers.

The article quotes Robert Knackel, head of Massey Knackel, as saying, "The reality of New York City is that people are willing to pay more for a parking spot than the average person in the country pays for a house." That's a bold statement to make so, here at Runnin' Scared, we have seven tips to make that reality come true. Here are some One Percent loopholes so you can park your 2002 Toyota Camry in style:

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Scientology, "Disconnection," and Homophobia: Derek Bloch's Story

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Derek Bloch just wanted to share his story.

He wanted to tell other people what he'd been through, growing up in Scientology, getting kicked out of its hardcore "Sea Org" when it turned out that he was gay, and then increasingly becoming disaffected with his parents' religion as he became more educated and learned something about human psychology.

He wanted to say all that, but he didn't want to harm anyone, particularly his parents, who were still convinced Scientologists.

So Derek hid his identity, writing a lengthy and emotional description of his life growing up a Scientology kid, and posted it in February at the Ex-Scientologist Message Board (ESMB), using the screen name "Adam7986" to disguise himself.

Someone reading ESMB, however, recognized the people in Derek's story and contacted the church, which excommunicated Derek for writing it. Derek's parents, in turn, "disconnected" from him immediately. In other words, they threw him out of their lives.

Yesterday, I called up Derek's father, Darren Bloch, and told him I wanted to talk about his decision to choose his religion over his own son.

"It's really none of your business," he said before hanging up.

I beg to differ.

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Bloomberg Gives a Resounding "Eh" on NYC Bike Share Program

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This is definitely not good for PR.

After we did a borough breakdown of the NYC bike share map yesterday, the Hozziner made a few remarks about the program set to launch in two months time. A quick summary: the blue wheels labeled "Citibike" are simply "eh."

(We didn't make this point yesterday: the mega-bank and Mets enthusiast, Citigroup, basically bankrolled the entire program; after a financial crisis, it's always more customer-friendly to come off as too big to fail Mother Nature.)

So if you want to ride the flashy new wheels up to the Bronx or Staten Island - both places where the program is non-existent - think again. At the most, in Bloomberg's words, you can "spend three to four hours" on these puppies before, presumably, they vanish into thin air.

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The 21st Century Jay-Walker: New Jersey Town Will Start Ticketing "Twext"-ers


Should we be penalizing people like this or just accept that it's a (sometimes hilarious) side-effect of the Information  Age? The authorities in Fort Lee, New Jersey, are choosing the former.

In a recent quasi-legal move, police officers in the village have shifted their position on "twexting" (worst technological lexicon combination ever) and will begin to hit these messengers with a summons ticket if spotted. According to the police chief of the town, 23 accidents have occurred due to the twexting "epidemic," giving his force enough reason to penalize the activity all together. Except one thing: is that legal?

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In Arizona and Texas, A Planned Parenthood Free-for-All

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"Family planning:" The wholly innocent term infuriates the pro-life community. To them, it connotes Big Government abortions, the movie Juno and everything that is "morally wrong" with women's reproductive health (apparently, there is a lot). Since the female health service organization Planned Parenthood is the epitomization of this catchy phrase, it goes without saying that the pro-lifers would try anything they can to shut it down. And that's exactly what has been been happening this weekend.

On Friday, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, whose recent achievements include Bible lessons in public schools, a ban on abortions after twenty weeks and the controversial "ID please" immigration law, signed the "Whole Woman's Health Funding Priority Act." Like any solid piece of legislation, the title runs completely opposite to its content.

The bill, in effect, will close all direct and indirect funding from any government entity to the family planning group. As a result, 4,000 Arizona women on Medicaid, or about 10 percent of the state's Planned Parenthood population, will be tossed overboard

But, for politicians like Brewer, that's not what matters.
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The Tunnel To Nowhere: Times Report Questions Gov. Christie's Decision To Scrap ARC Plan

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When Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey struck down the Access to the Region's Core (ARC) plan two years ago, he gained enormous praise from the Right for standing up to the Obama administration's demands. However, according to a report this morning from the New York Times, the decision to cut off Jersey's cash flow for ARC was statistically misguided by Christie.

Anyone who has traveled between Penn Station and New Jersey doesn't need to be told that the trains are at capacity. Limited to two century-old tunnels beneath the Hudson, Amtrak and Jersey trains share a stuffy route that expects to grow in traffic by 38 percent come 2030. The pressured rail is a major connection to the larger Amtrak/Jersey web of trains, which means the smallest delay anywhere can set off a chain reaction of trouble for many other cars. But these details never unsettled the Governor.

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