Donald Trump Raises $600,000 For Romney Campaign By Throwing Birthday Bash For Candidate's Wife

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Let's face it: the possible First Lady has had a rough week. The news cycle was head over heels with the recent housewife controversy that sparked between the Romney tent, Hillary Rosen and Bill Maher. You know, that whole comment about Ann "never actually [working] a day in her life." Yeah, that one. And, to top it all off, it was her birthday yesterday. Ouch.

But have no fear, the exorbitantly loaded Trumps are here. According to CBS News, this afternoon, in their glorious Fifth Avenue duplex, Donald and Melania Trump will celebrate Ann's birthday in the most prolific way possible: showing her and her husband a little (in Trump terms) green. Tickets for the birthday luncheon are selling for $50,000 a piece and the wealthy are lining up to buy Ann a dose of TLC.
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Donald Trump Takes Credit for Mitt Romney's Nevada Win

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By now it's quite obvious to anyone paying attention that Donald Trump will do anything to stay in the spotlight during this election season, despite already calling it quits on his own candidacy. So after very publicly declaring his support for Mitt Romney, a move that caused many Americans to engage in collective eye-rolling, Trump would now like you to know how proud he is that Mitt made it to victory in Nevada. Because where would poor old Mitt be without The Donald?

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Donald Trump Backs Mitt Romney in 2012; America Engages in Collective Facepalm

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He's baaaack.

After throwing in the towel for his own bullshit-loaded, presidential race pre-campaigning that predictably amounted to NOTHING, Donald Trump has decided to endorse Mitt Romney's bid in the 2012 election.

There had previously been rumors that Trump -- the loud-mouthed, over-bronzed birther -- would back Newt Gingrich, but he was apparently wooed by the Mormon millionaire after watching televised debates and "supports Romney's stance on China, which has been a key issue" according to USA Today.

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Most Expensive NYC Rental Costs $165,000 a Month, is in Plaza Hotel

That right there is the most expensive rental in New York, clocking in at a staggering $165,000 a month. The Astor Suite went on the market today and has three bedrooms, five bathrooms, a dining room, a library and an eat-in kitchen.

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Donald Trump: 'I Wouldn't Say Retirement Is for Losers' (But You'll Probably Get Fat and Old)

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Donald Trump spoke to SmartMoney recently and revealed some things of potential interest to the career-interested layperson. For one, though he's 65, he's planning to stick around for a long time, work-wise: "My father, who worked until he passed away at 93, used to always say, 'to retire is to expire.' And I feel the same way. I love what I'm doing - and when you love what you're doing, you don't retire."

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Donald Trump Remains An Asshole

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and your uncle who stares at everyone's breasts at Christmas, and spends the rest of his year calling in to talk-radio shows?

Not much these days, though the ersatz developer turned reality-show "star" has an ugly history of death penalty rants that makes his outburst Tuesday afternoon noteworthy.

"An absolute disgrace," is Trump's verdict on last week's Norway massacre, "but maybe the most disgraceful thing," says the Donald, is that the shooter won't be killed. They "ought to bring back the death penalty," says the Donald in his latest "From the Desk of Donald Trump" posting on YouTube. "They ought absolutely execute this maniac."

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JFK Terminal Evacuated Due to 'Suspicious Package'; Donald Trump Ordered to Repay Golfer He Kicked Out of Club

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• We're hearing that JFK's American Airlines terminal has been evacuated as officials investigate a suspicious package apparently left in a business class lounge by a man who boarded a flight to San Francisco. A bomb squad has been called after a bomb-sniffing dog alerted authorities to the bag. Update: An all-clear has been given. [NBC NY]

Donald Trump has been ordered by a Florida judge to return a $200,000 membership fee to Harry Theodoracopulos, 77, a man he kicked out of the club for being "verbally abusive" to caddies and talking too loudly on the course. Trump will appeal. [NYDN]

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Amber Marie Collins, a/k/a Miss New York USA: Is She for Real?

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Meet Amber Marie Collins. The 26-year-old is a graduate of NYU, she's a pre-school teacher, and she is New York's representative in the Miss USA pageant, which concludes tonight. She is also working it.

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Donald Trump Calls Anthony Weiner 'a Psycho'

Did you expect that Donald Trump would remain silent when the opportunity arose for him to discourse about another man's misdeeds? Au contraire! Many people have asked him what he thinks about Anthony Weiner, and the Donald does not disappoint the people. Today, he posted this video, in which he says that he knew all along something was wrong with Weiner. For one thing, Weiner always wanted campaign contributions from Trump! But also, the fact is, according to Trump, Weiner is "a psycho...a boiler ready to explode." So Trump was not surprised at all about Weinergate. Except for what he didn't realize. But then he realized it, and he knew everything. The End.

Donald Trump Resumes Birtherism After Brief Pause

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Orange-coiffed humanoid Donald Trump is as committed to birtherism as he is to crappy local chain Pizza Famiglia. Despite Barack Obama's "longform" birth certificate, the release of which was meant to quell birther hysteria, Trump is sticking to his guns. He has to stay in the spotlight by any means possible otherwise he might explode.
Trump, who has since tried to stoke talk of his running as an independent, reprised his calls for Obama's birth certificate -- though the White House officially released a long-form copy of the document in April.

"I don't know exactly what he showed, but you know, some day somebody's gonna figure that one out," he said.

Someday.

[Politico]

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