Need a laugh this morning? Well, you're in luck.
Con Ed -- the same company whose executives have been subpoenaed by a government commission tasked with figuring out why New York's utilities companies failed their customers so badly in terms of restoring electricity following Hurricane Sandy -- is the proud winner of the 2012 ReliabilityOne "Outstanding Reliability Performance" award for the Northeast region.
If this sounds like an Onion article, we assure you, it's not. The utilities giant even put out a press release touting its recent accolades, which you can read in its entirety below (unless, of course, you still don't have electricity).