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| This is Gawker blogger Drew Magary. He thinks Mike Bloomberg's proposed ban on big-boy cups for sugary beverages is no big deal because sometimes we "like being nannied." Sorry, Drew -- not all of us like being treated like children. |
As the rest of us rolled our eyes in disgust Wednesday when Mayor Mike Bloomberg announced his proposal to ban big-kid cups for sugary drinks like soda, Gawker blogger Drew Magary penned a lengthy "rant" about how upset he is that the media isn't applauding Bloomberg for treating adults like babies. He thinks the mayor's proposed ban is just fine because we elected him, and America's not really a free country, and sometimes we "like being nannied," and "fatsos" need the government to get them to stop being fatsos, and a collection of other asinine reasons why it's Bloomberg's job to play food cop.
And if you're pissed off the mayor thinks it's his job to tell you what to eat, according to Magary, you're a "pussy."
While Magary may want to be treated like a child and "nannied" by a 70-year-old billionaire, most of us don't -- and there's a reason for that: we're fucking adults.
That's right, the majority of us who are offended that the mayor of New York thinks it's his job to tell us how to eat are grown ups, which means most of us go to work everyday, pay our bills, and are responsible enough to know that occasionally chugging 64 ounces of what essentially is pure sugar (out of a single container (gasp!)) isn't the end of the world as long as we balance it out with, say, a brisk walk and a salad for dinner instead of a Big Mac (a concept that's illustrated wonderfully in the weight-loss book Chubster).
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