State Senator Calls de Blasio's IDs for Undocumented Immigrants A "Terrorist Empowerment Act"

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State Senator Greg Ball, male, center, at a senior citizen's luncheon just after he issued the "terrorist" press release.
Earlier this week, new mayor Bill de Blasio's State of the City address set some pretty ambitious policy goals: he promised to set a new minimum wage in the city, presumably higher than New York state's, talked a lot about social inequality, and, most attention-gettingly, he promised to make municipal identification cards available to everyone , even undocumented immigrants.

"To all of my fellow New Yorkers who are undocumented, I say: New York City is your home, too," de Blasio said, announcing the plan, "and we will not force any of our residents to live their lives in the shadows."

It remains to be seen if or when de Blasio will actually implement the municipal ID plan, which would make it possible for undocumented people to do things like rent apartments and get library cards. We were surprised, though, to see that no political trolls immediately leapt out of the woodwork to criticize the plan, perhaps by making some hyperventilating, grandiose statement about terrorism and generous use of the word "illegals."

But now, after two long days, our wait is over. May we introduce State Senator Greg Ball?

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Assembly Decides Micah Kellner Can't Have Interns Anymore, For Obvious Reasons

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Kellner, in more dignified times.
It's never been quite clear why the New York State Assembly's legal team didn't start investigating Assembyman Micah Kellner in 2009, when he was first accused of sexually harassing a female employee. It took until this summer, when the New York Times revealed that Kellner, a Democrat from the Upper East Side, had made inappropriate remarks to his female subordinate during online games of Words with Friends, including "I like being the only man in your life" (after pressing to find out if she had a boyfriend) and ""I wouldn't mind falling asleep with you but not remotely. Did I offend?"

The woman reported the harassment to her supervisor, who in turn handed over 15 pages of chat transcripts to Bill Collins, who headed up the Assembly's legal staff. And there the matter rested, until yesterday.

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Bloomberg's Favorite Developer Slated to Get Another Huge Hudson Yards Tax Break--Taxpayers Pay the Penalty

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The Bloomberg administration is preparing to hand another $328 million in tax breaks to its favored developer, The Related Companies, for ... get this ... a fancy shopping mall and a high-end office skyscraper in the Hudson Yards project on the west side of Manhattan. [A early mockup of the finished site is at right.]

The board of the city's Industrial Development Agency, an off-shoot of the Economic Development Corp., is slated to hold a public hearing on the whopping proposed tax breaks on Oct. 10.

James Parrott, deputy director and chief economist of the Fiscal Policy Institute sharply criticized the giveaway. "It is the height of fiscal irresponsibility for the NYC IDA to provide massive taxpayer subsidies to a Manhattan luxury mall," he tells the Voice.


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Government Twitter Accounts Are Among the First Casualties of the Shutdown

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The government officially shut down at midnight, which means that, for the time being, only essential government services will be in operation.

High on the list of government services deemed "nonessential" is the management of federal Twitter accounts.

Along with the national parks, the Environmental Protection Agency, and the Library of Congress--all of which have effectively closed for business--Twitter accounts for NOAA Hurricane Hunters, NASA Voyager 2, and the U.S. Department of Fish and Wildlife (among many, many others) are going dark during the shutdown.


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Bloomberg: Looming Government Shutdown an Embarrassment

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While everyone in Washington is running around with their hair on fire over the looming government shutdown, New Yorkers might want to worry about it a little themselves.

So suggested Mayor Bloomberg Monday, saying a shutdown would make the U.S. look like a third-world country, and adding that could eventually cause problems in the operations of city agencies. "At the beginning, it really doesn't hurt us," he said. "It is as you go into the process and people stop getting checks and services slowly get wound down--yes, if it lasted a long time."

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Upper West Side Woman Thinks Manhattan's Too Good for Stop-and-Frisk

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Watching interactive talk shows is like playing Russian roulette. There's no telling who is going to call in and say something bananas on live television. (You also never know if Cher might have a thing or two to say about the state of affairs in Washington, but I digress.) NY1's The Call got the loaded chamber on Tuesday when show host John Schiumo fielded a call from a woman known only as "Joan." Claiming to be from the Upper West Side, Joan excoriated stop and frisk, but she would rather keep the program going in the outer boroughs, because Manhattan is "special". What?

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Eliot Spitzer "Steamrolling" Scott Stringer in Comptroller's Race: New Poll

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Prepare for a Spitzer-athon! The latest Comptroller's race shows Eliot "The Patron" Spitzer with a 19-point lead over Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer. The current gap is 56 to 37, ahead of the looming Democratic primary.


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BREAKING: Comptroller Candidate Kristin Davis Arrested For Selling Prescription Drugs

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Kristin Davis, the Manhattan Madam-turned-very dark horse Comptroller candidate, has been arrested on charges of selling prescription drugs. Davis was taken into custody today in Manhattan by the FBI. Among the drugs she is accused of peddling are oxycodone, Ambien, and amphetamine, the active ingredient in Adderall.

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Inez Dickens, Councilwoman, Calls Reporter a "Lying Piece of Shit"

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When your boss calls a reporter a "lying piece of shit," what can you say? This was the predicament faced by City Councilwoman Inez Dickens's spokesman, Simeon Banister, on Monday.

The New York Post published an article Monday morning saying that Dickens, an old-fashioned Democratic machine pol, and her sister Delores Richard, owe $265,000 in unpaid fines for poor conditions, back taxes, and water bills on four apartment buildings they own in Harlem. A fairly incredible piece of information about a sitting councilwoman.

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Protesters From New York and D.C. Were Bused In to Support Texas' Anti-Abortion Bills

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As you've no doubt heard by now, a set of draconian anti-abortion measures have been winding their way through the Texas Legislature for the past couple weeks. (Last week we explained why you, sitting here in New York, should give a shit about that.) If they pass (and oh, they will), the twin bills in the state legislature would dramatically curtail abortion access, shutting down most of the clinics in the state.

As the bills continue to get more and more national attention, the protests outside the Capitol building have become, in technical terms, a complete shitshow.


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