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Thousands of male Orthodox Jews will make Citi Field seem like a 10-year-old's tree house this weekend, when they hold a women-less meeting about the risks of the Internet.

Orthodox Jews, as you may know, have a practice of strict gender separation, so woman will be able to watch the conference, but they have to do so on televisions at schools and event centers in Borough Park and other Orthodox neighborhoods, according to Hamodia, an Orthodox newspaper.

More than 40,000 Orthodox Jewish men are expected to pack the stadium -- and nearby Arthur Ashe Stadium -- to discuss the "dangers" of the Internet, and how to use it in a religiously responsible way.


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...which is perfectly legal in New York.

The New York State Court of Appeals on Tuesday determined that viewing kiddie porn isn't a crime. Possessing, producing, and distributing child erotica is still illegal (sorry, perverts), but the court decided that "possessing" kiddie porn and viewing it on the Internet are not the same thing. In other words, just because you saw smut on the Internet doesn't mean it's your possession, and therefore isn't illegal under the current law.

All the justices agree that kiddie porn is pretty disgusting, but the ruling now makes watching kiddie porn perfectly legal in New York, while several other (far-less perverse) activities could potentially get you thrown in jail (as mentioned in the headline, smoking weed and farting in church are on that list).

To illustrate how ridiculous it is that watching kiddie porn is now perfectly legal in New York, below are six things that will get you in more trouble than viewing child erotica.

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Watching kiddie porn in New York is now less illegal than smoking weed.

Attention, perverts: if you like kiddie porn, you'll love New York.

Probably not the slogan New York State tourism officials were hoping for, but New York has (un)-officially become the Kiddie Porn State thanks to a ruling from the New York State Court of Appeals Tuesday that determined viewing kiddie porn isn't a crime.

Possessing, producing, and distributing child erotica is still illegal (sorry, perverts), but the court decided that "possessing" kiddie porn and viewing it on the Internet are not the same thing. In other words, just because you saw smut on the Internet doesn't mean it's your possession, and therefore isn't illegal under the current law.

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The Ryanair cabin, where you'll be watching porn.

Ryanair, "bus of the sky," preferred travel mode of student backpackers and tightfisted Europeans, is adding some new in-flight entertainment. Porn. Now, you can sit next to a skeevy old man and watch him watch porn while you fly. Another bonus to the scariest airline this blogger has ever flown with.

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PETA is no stranger to controversy. That's why it comes as no surprise that the animal welfare group is creating a XXX porn site. Well, that comes as a little bit of a surprise. The Huffington Post reports PETA hopes the website will raise awareness for veganism and the treatment of animals at factory farms. It also hopes to raise something else, because that is an easy porn joke. What can you expect at a PETA porn site? "According to [PETA spokeswoman Lindsay] Rajt, it will have enough adult content to qualify for the XXX domain site but also some other graphic images of animals that viewers may not expect to see." Oh, that sounds hot.

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Some time on Monday, a bored office worker in Midtown East gazed out of his window longingly, and instead of being met with a red brick wall or a homeless man urinating, he "witnessed the makings of a pornographic film." He told Curbed that he "hit the jackpot" in "a New York lottery of sorts." Unfortunately, this afternoon as we look out of our windows, we can see only drops of water rolling down the glass. We've got a couple of the the lucky man's NSFW iPhone photos after the jump.

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Sex Goddess Ruizhu (Saori Hara) with entourage.

A few months ago we told you about 3D Sex and Zen, the Hong Kong erotica film that was banned in China and made box office magic in Asia and Australia. The ancient Chinese text "adaptation"/soft-core/high tech/ comedy/period piece is now coming, uncut, to the United States, and will open in New York in August.

3D technology, New Yorkers thank you for mainstreaming that dying past-time: communal, public consumption of pornography. All under the guises of "innovation," "novelty," and "foreign film," of course. We'd attached the fairly tame Hong Kong trailer to our original post, and the North America trailer's pretty much identical. So instead, some stills, after the jump (slightly NSFW).

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The reports coming out of Osama Bin Laden's Pakistani compound keep getting more strange -- from wacky ways to send emails to TV time and pot plants -- but this one is the money shot: "A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him," Reuters reports exclusively. Though the exact style is not named (Busty Blondes? BBW? Oh my) the porn stash is described as "modern, electronically recorded video" and "fairly extensive." (Keep in mind there was no Internet connection in the house.) But five years in a high-walled home with five computers and 100 flash drives? This was bound to happen. Plus, "Three other U.S. officials familiar with evidence gathered during investigations of other Islamic militants said the discovery of pornography is not uncommon in such cases." We know this pattern well from our own Ted Haggards and Mark Foleys -- Mr. Religious Fanatic had himself a well-stocked VHS collection. No word yet on discarded dirty tube socks. [Reuters]

​Pippa Middleton has an opportunity to make a quick buck or two with relatively little effort! Porn producer Steven Hirsch, the head of Vivid Entertainment, is offering Kate's little sister $5 million to appear in just one scene in one of his movies. And if Pippa wants to bring along brother James, Hirsch is prepared to offer him $1 million to appear in a separate scene. Well, I just don't see where the downside is in this situation. More >>

You can also watch porn at the Apple store, apparently.

When we heard about the recent instance of "blows" (the fist kind) between a guy watching porn on a Brooklyn Public Library computer and a guy who wanted to use the Brooklyn Public Library computer that the first guy was watching porn on, we were curious. What's the library's policy on porn, anyway? Is it cool -- or even just okay -- to watch porn in the public library? Do people -- more than just that one guy -- do it? We got in touch, and we learned a few things. Always learning!

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