Brick-Hurling Robot Beast Foreshadows Our Terrifying Future [VIDEO]

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Less deadly than a Hellfire missile, but maybe creepier: This robot dinosaur sure knows how to fling a cinderblock.
Boston Dynamics, the contractor with a DARPA contract to make frightening robot novelties for the U.S. military, has come out with a new nightmare-inspiring video.

This latest video release comes after Boston Dynamics first unveiled an un-knockable-overable quadrupedal robo-mule called the "Big Dog," and then, on a lark, weaponized it with bull horns.

All of which was a little alarming, but we took comfort in the fact that if we ever met one of these things in the wild we'd at least be able to outrun it. Then Boston Dynamics dropped a video of a new four-legged death-machine-in-training called the Cheetah, which can achieve top speeds of 28.3 miles per hour, somewhat faster than the world's fastest man, Usain Bolt.

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Mitt Romney's Five Sons Don't Drink, Don't Smoke, And Really Love Their Dad. They're Terrifying

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The Romney-bots have arrived.
Mitt Romney's five adult sons have been making the cable news rounds leading up to the Republican National Convention -- which has cued TV news hosts to go to great lengths to get the men to say at least one bad thing about their old man.

Despite the valiant efforts, both CNN's Piers Morgan and Fox News' Megyn Kelly failed miserably -- all that could be extracted from the five bright-eyed Romney-bots is that they're beefcakes, they don't smoke, don't drink, don't use profanity, don't "womanize," and they really, really (really) love their dad.

Simply put, they're terrifying and can't be trusted.

Watch an interview with the brothers Romney below -- we're pretty sure they never blink.



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The Makery Pops Up in Brooklyn

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John Des Roches
Kids and adults can stop by The Makery to learn to use technology like the 3D printer shown above
Mario, the action figure, sits atop a paper rocket while a group of kids eagerly wait to blast him off. A loud pop fills the room and the rocket, along with Mario, shoots from a launcher, soaring high towards the ceiling and skimming the bottom of a light fixture.

One boy, the owner of both Mario and the red and green decorated rocket, leads the pack of running and screaming kids across the room as they check to see if Mario's OK.

"Mario made it," shouts the boy to the rest of the group; everyone cheers.

While this all might seem like an afternoon adventure a la The Goonies, it's actually part of a programming series put on by The Makery.

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Sexist, Anti-Labor (Anti-Human?) Robots Take Over Customer Service Duty At Area Airports

WNYC reported yesterday that five "avatars" are going to be taking up customer service duty at Port Authority airports.

The above video is a demonstration of what one of these projected robots will do. They will not be interactive, nor holographic like Tupac, but rather be a kind of 2D video displayed on a life-sized cutout.

What "she" says is pretty scary.

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Will Robots Begin World Domination in Schools?

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Is resistance futile?

Robots might soon score schoolkids' essays on standardized tests.

Several education testing companies have apparently developed robo-graders: basically, these bots have been programmed to grade writing and supposedly perform "as well as humans do," according to the New York Times.

And while us humans can only be expected to score a maximum of thirty essays per hour, robo-graders can tear through 16,000 in 20 seconds.

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