Pre- or post-bath? Only she and God know.

​Oh, rich people problems. Beer-fortune-inheritress and apparent anti-water-conservationist Daphne Guinness, she of the crazy stripey hair and Gaga-esque footwear, is being positively persecuted by her downstairs neighbors at her Fifth Avenue apartment (the former Stanhope) for accidentally causing a flood or four in their apartment. They've even asked a judge to bar her from taking any more baths until she can control herself and "learn to bathe responsibly." Pshaw!

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​A Reuters article today entitled "Lee makes himself more enticing for Yankees" notes that Texas Rangers southpaw Cliff Lee -- who delivered the New York Yankees a brutal slaying last night -- is looking more and more enticing to the 2009 World Series Champion Team, and that the Yankees can and will convince anyone to sell their soul to our city. Yes, even Texans.

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A rendering, via New York Times

​Actual swimming pools are coming to Park Avenue! Hey, even if you don't consider a converted Dumpster filled with water a heavenly retreat in the heat, at least this will make for some good photo ops. For the first three Saturdays in August, Mayor Bloomberg is opening three Dumpster pools on Park Avenue between 40th and 41st streets, reports the New York Times.

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