3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy Arrives in New York Theaters in August

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Sex Goddess Ruizhu (Saori Hara) with entourage.
A few months ago we told you about 3D Sex and Zen, the Hong Kong erotica film that was banned in China and made box office magic in Asia and Australia. The ancient Chinese text "adaptation"/soft-core/high tech/ comedy/period piece is now coming, uncut, to the United States, and will open in New York in August.

3D technology, New Yorkers thank you for mainstreaming that dying past-time: communal, public consumption of pornography. All under the guises of "innovation," "novelty," and "foreign film," of course. We'd attached the fairly tame Hong Kong trailer to our original post, and the North America trailer's pretty much identical. So instead, some stills, after the jump (slightly NSFW).

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Ten Hot Famous Fat Chicks

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Dan Weiss is the author of the blog Ask a Guy Who Likes Fat Chicks and he's profiled in our recent feature, "Guys Who Like Fat Chicks." He put together a list of ten hot famous bigger women with the disclaimer that he "tried to mix girls I personally think are pretty with girls you don't have to be an Fat Admirer to think are pretty." Either way, we trust his judgment.

If you don't want to squeeze a few of these cuties, you may need your head (and hands) checked.

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Happy Earth Day From America's Sexiest Trees

Super sexy tree via Walt Stoneburner
Earth Day has the misfortune of landing on Good Friday this year, but that's not going to take away any attention from what this day's all about: hot, sexy trees. We've compiled a list of the country's sexiest, and they're sure to get your heart pounding. If you're at work, make sure your boss isn't around; the action gets really steamy after the jump.

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3D Porn Gettin' China All Worked Up

With all the talk about China being an emerging superpower and formidable economic player, we often forget that they still have to catch up with the good ol' US of A on some fronts. Namely, being cool about porn. The Independent reports that Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy, a multi-million dollar 3D porn feature, has been banned in mainland China, and tour groups are making voyages to Hong Kong and Taiwan to see the flick. Producer Stephen Shiu Jr. boasts, "It will leave audiences feeling like they are sitting right there at the edge of the bed." Sorry, mainland China, but there's a sock on the doorknob.

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George Clooney for President!

People who vehemently deny being crazy are the craziest, just like people who say they never do bad things actually do the worst things, and anyone who tells the truth while in politics is a saint. Which means that Mr. President of Handsomeness George Clooney's admission that he'll never run for political office because he "f---ed too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth," is precisely why he would be the perfect politician. Truth! This could fix everything that's wrong with society! Plus, imagine the photo ops!

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Your Valentine's Day Gift Might Be Slightly Less Crappy This Year

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This year could mark the most dramatic rose Valentine's Day gift-giving ceremony yet! Why? Because girl/boy/person, you are going to get the good stuff. And by good stuff, we mean the money stuff. A National Retail Federation survey has revealed that Americans will spend more cash on their lovahs this year than the previous two sad and desolate crap-gift years that we still haven't gotten over. A total of $15.7 billion will be spent on cards, candy, fancy dinners, and teddy bears with balloons -- or whatever it is you buy your special someone at an average cost of $116.21 per person (pay our cable bill?), which has increased 11 percent from the average spend last year.

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Snowpocalypse Means More Sexy Time for America!

Here you go, New Yorkers depressed over this season's interminable blizzards and "wintry mix": You're in good company. 76 percent of Northeasterners consider winter a downer, and 4 in 10 Americans say weather affects their mood. But there's an unsuspected upside: Bad weather actually means more sex...for some of us. According to an AP-Weather Underground poll, 15 percent of Americans "cooped up by the weather" reported having more sex than usual.

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Farrah Fawcett's Sexy Swimsuit Donated to Smithsonian: Here Are 5 More Sexy Artifacts

The sexy red swimsuit that college students in the '70s dreamed about is now an official part of the historical record. Farrah Fawcett's iconic red swimming garb, immortalized on posters that hung in dorm rooms everywhere, was donated to the Smithsonian by her longtime boyfriend Ryan O'Neal yesterday. The poster sold 8 million copies in its heyday and was the masturbatory fodder of millions of people everywhere. The swimsuit joins a Kermit the frog puppet, Julia Child's kitchen, and Dorothy's red slippers in the popular entertainment collection. What sexy objects of today are sure to end up in the Smithsonian?

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Village Voice Web Awards Countdown: Help Us Pick the Blog Post of the Year

The first annual Village Voice Web Awards ballots have been cast (we'll let you know how everyone fared later this week) but results are inconclusive on one very important matter: Blog Post of the Year. We still need your help. Please, email or tweet us your picks -- or let us know your thoughts in the comments below.

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Diesel Does Brooklyn Law, New York Post Dirty

You will always find pretty naked people in the New York Post, because why not. Saturday features steamy photos from the brand Diesel, which rented the library at Brooklyn Law School for a photo shoot. The result? Post take it away: "There oughta be a law -- against being this naughty." Get it? More specifically, it's a bunch of "writhing young models in skimpy lingerie grinding against books and computers." The school is not happy. In fact, they object!

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