Science Solves Age-Old Mystery of Why the Trip Home Always Seems Shorter

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Pondering the long-held befuddler of why getting somewhere always seems to take longer than coming home afterward (and it's not because you're running late, or had a few drinks upon arrival at your location), science has determined that the return trip seems shorter because...your expectations have changed! In the study, 350 people took a bus or bike trip, or watched a video of a person taking a bike ride. Upon being quizzed about duration times, they felt that the the home journey, as experienced or viewed, went by "22 percent faster than the outward journey" -- even though it was the same.

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Longer-Lasting: Spitzer's Dong or Spitzer's Cable Show?

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Page Six may have lost their longtime skipper Richard Johnson, but they are still throwing some heat. Today's column has a great item about one of New York's most infamous dicks, (the one attached to) Eliot Spitzer.

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Budweiser Will Get You Drunk via Free Beer on Facebook Today

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Here's how to make your Wednesday better, with free beer, in five easy steps, while benefiting corporate interests in the process:

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What's Up The Jews' Asses on Yom Kippur?

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Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement for The Jews -- of which New York City has many -- is coming at this city faster than a first-time Brooklyn Tornado. For some Jews, it can't come fast enough -- funny, because The Jews fast on Yom Kippur -- which has something to do with why some Jews in New York are reportedly putting things up their asses before Yom Kippur. Sound sacrilegious? Well, it's not.

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More Manhattan Apartments for Rent Than Almost Ever, Also, Still Ridiculously Expensive

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Renting an apartment in Manhattan is never not hell. It's now apparently less hell, though still just as an expensive of a hell as it was before.

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Smart Money, Huh? American Student-Loan Debt Now Greater Than American Credit Card Debt

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Hey, creditors, leave those kids alone! All along, it turns out, they were just another brick in the massive wall of student-loan debt Americans have now acquired which -- fun fact! -- has now surpassed American credit card debt, reports to the Wall Street Journal. Which is how much, exactly? The Journal's Mary Pilon notes:More »

Kobayashi Cleared: Charges Against Hot-Dog-Eating Champ Dropped

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The government of the people, by the people, and for the people has proven itself adept to knowing the people's will, as charges against The People's Hero -- some tiny Japanese guy who could eat an entire fraternity for lunch -- have been dropped as of today, according to the New York Daily News.

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