This time last year, Tiger Woods was on his way down. On November 27, 2009, the once-golden golf star was injured in a car accident outside of his home in Orlando, Florida. According to preliminary local reports and the initial statement Woods posted to his website, "the car crash that sent him to a hospital is his fault and has become embarrassing to him and his family, but he plans to keep it a private matter." If only! In the days, weeks and months that followed, Woods' world crumbled. So how's he commemorating the one-year mark?

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​It's lightning striking twice, in one photograph: Daily Mail photographer Mark Pain snapped a shot of a Tiger Woods chip an instant before it smashed into the camera lens. (See the full photo after the jump.) But in the background, along with a grimacing Woods, is the man who would come to be known as Cigar Guy (pictured right), an instant internet sensation. It's not just the cigar, mustache, wig and facial expression -- it's the whole package. And now, after thousands of hilarious Photoshops made him a hit, the Mail flexed their journalistic muscles and tracked down Cigar Guy.

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​Who else but the resident outrage-hungry Horny Lesbian Ethnocentric Sexist Catlady of the New York Post, Andrea Peyser, would get kicked out of the Masters for walking up to Tiger Woods and asking him about his penis?

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​After issuing a joint statement with Tiger highlighting the family's need for privacy during this difficult time of divorce, Elin Nordegren, the now former Mrs. Woods, is on the cover of today's People magazine in a rather public World Exclusive. Well, a woman's perogative is to change her mind, isn't it? She claims that the 19-hour interview is her last and that her "main focus is to try to give myself time to heal."

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​Divorce is in the air, people. Maybe it's August. Can a slow news month kill a marriage? Well, certainly not in the case of Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren, where the "killing" got started long before August -- cumulating nine months ago, in fact, with that glorious tragedy of a car crash/golf club incident. The erstwhile couple's divorce is final today -- heads up to once-and-future Tiger mistresses and MILF suitors. Per their joint announcement:

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​Some days we almost feel a little bit sorry for Tiger Woods. Almost. Like when we hear that yet another mistress (a dime a dozen, these) has come forward and blah, blah, blah. But this time the story has a twist! "Adult film actress" Devon James has announced that he is the father of her 9-year-old son. As proof, the kid's name is Austin T. James. T! For Tiger! Get it? (Or Timothy Geithner, or Donald Trump, or Teddy Ruxpin, but we digress.)

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Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger

​On a day when most of the world is enamored with fútbol football, a real, testosterone-oozing American football player is here to remind us all of the class and chivalry we expect and admire in our professional athletes. I.M. Anonymous ("Special to the Daily News") is "an NFL veteran" who will "periodically share pro football's deepest secrets." This installment is about getting laid, cheating on your spouse, not getting caught, and other nefarious, casual-sex related athlete cliches. We all saw Any Given Sunday. But, behold:

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Hey, it happens. This time to the Golf Channel, whose reporter Win McMurry finally got to say something interesting.

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Sometimes, we see things. Things that can't be unseen. Things that pique our curiosity. Things that speak more than their respective thousand words, that provoke the possibility of extrapolating further truths from an in-depth investigation. Which Jen and I will faithfully execute, because we're basically obsessing over this image right now. Presenting our very first Runnin' Scared PhotoProbe.

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​Tiger Woods' sexxxy text messages have made their way to the Internet this morning en masse, courtesy of Joslyn James, one of the various women the golfer's had flings with over the last few years. Her website, sextingjoslynjames.com, is currently overloaded with people who want to see what kind of sexxxy talk Tiger Woods had for the porn star (real name, unbelievably: Veronica Siwik-Daniels) over the course of their relationship.

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