An Evil Heat Dome Is Hovering Over America
Guys: This is not normal heat. This is heat of another sort, powerful, malevolent heat that hopes to overtake America in a "claustrophobia-inducing greenhouse of heat and sadness." Seriously, this is a real thing, a 1 million square-mile high-pressure system hanging over most of America. This is why you can't breathe, your contacts are foggy, your sweat is dripping through your clothes, and some guy just looked at you funny when you tried to wipe your face with his T-shirt. Some 141 million people in 32 states are in this heat dome (New Yorkers included). 22 people have died of it in the U.S. as of yesterday. This is not a friendly heat. This is a heat dome.![]()
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