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Who the Hell is Flo Rida?

By Tom Breihan, Friday, Nov. 16 2007 @ 5:29PM
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He has a song on his MySpace called "Ghetto Techno." It sounds sort of like ghetto techno.

Flo Rida's "Low" is a perfectly acceptable bit of nondescript club-rap with a typically histrionic chorus from omnipresent horny robot T-Pain. In a lot of ways, it's a nice little distillation of a lot of the trends happening in rap right now: voice-filter overload, synthetic up-tempo ringtone-ready beats, faux-epic Euroclub keyboards, lyrics about butts, T-Pain. Still, I was a little shocked earlier this week when I checked the iTunes sales charts and saw that the song had debuted at #1. In the past few days, more than a hundred thousand people paid to download the song, and it catapulted itself into Billboard's top ten singles even though radio program directors are just now scrambling to get the song into their playlists. Before the song's big iTunes debut, I knew basically nothing about Flo Rida beyond his song "Birthday," another club-rap single with a synth-riff that moved it uncomfortably close to glassy, emotive trance. (I guess I also knew that he has a vaguely stupid-clever name. Flo Rida is from Florida and he rides flows, see?) "Birthday" found its way to a few mp3 blogs and scraped the lower end of Billboard's R&B charts, which seems about right. But "Low" is practically the same song, except with T-Pain doing the chorus instead of Rick Ross (a tremendous improvement, admittedly), and now all of a sudden it's huge. Judging by those two tracks, Flo Rida is a decent enough technical rapper who knows how to ornament a beat without getting in its way, but he shows basically zero personality on both tracks, and I'm not sure I could pick him out of a lineup. I hadn't even heard "Low" before its massive iTunes debut. So how does this happen? How does an indistinct, relatively unknown rapper suddenly end up with the best-selling song in the country?

The simple answer is T-Pain, whose pop-charts dominance is getting scary. When people look back on 2007's singles charts, the back half of the year will look like it belongs to T-Pain as completely as 1963 looks like it belongs to Phil Spector. On this week's Billboard Hot 100 top ten, T-Pain appears on no less than four songs, none of which are his. And it makes sense: T-Pain does have a way with simple and undeniably sticky melodies; just try, for instance, to get "Cyclone" out of your head after hearing it once. His modulated robo-squeak is one of the few immediately identifiable sounds in contemporary pop, and it fits beautifully with the glistening dance-pop textures that have been taking over club-rap lately. As a producer, he knows how to internalize and re-channel just about everything that works; his track for "Low" makes room for Lil Jon synth-whistles, jittery Miami bass stomp-claps, and high-gloss late-Timbaland synth-presents. In videos, he dances funny. Everything he does sounds efficient and streamlined; he's taken the messy aesthetic leaps that others have made and turned them into something easy to process. Pop history is full of guys like that. And T-Pain seems custom-created for a moment in rap when the genre's more danceable end has never been more European. The clangor that came with crunk's circa-2003 wave of popularity is all but gone, replaced with a sort of precision-engineered laser-lit superclub glide. T-Pain understands this stuff better than anyone else, and I wouldn't be shocked to discover that he was really from Germany or that he was an original member of Black Box or something. If there's anyone who can take an unremarkable rapper and hand him a pop hit at this exact moment, it's this guy.

To my ears, "Low" sounds like Southern club-rap with every last sliver of regional eccentricity carefully bleached out. But maybe that's an unnecessarily harsh judgment. Both Flo Rida and T-Pain come from Florida, after all, and one of T-Pain's other big current hits is "I'm So Hood," a decent-enough Florida-pride posse cut from DJ Khaled (though it's a bit disingenuous when T-Pain sings that he doesn't dance when he's in this place; anyone who's ever seen that guy on TV knows that he clearly does dance when he's in this place.) And so maybe "Low" represents the mainstream breakthrough of some sound that's been bubbling in clubs for a while. I'm going to Florida tomorrow to do story on Lil Boosie for King (seriously), and I'm looking forward to finding out firsthand how this stuff sounds in clubs down there.

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Comments (36)

Government Names says:

Flo Rida had an incredible verse on that otherwise shitty DJ Khaled song over the summer, so I've been kinda rooting for him for a minute, and I like "Low" more than the other T-Pain songs in the top 10 right now (and I like a lot of T-Pain songs). If nothing else, he's more deserving a fame boost from T-Pain than Plies or Baby Bash or whoever.

There's audio of "Low" on YouTube that's been there since June so I guess the song's been around for a while, but I didn't hear it either until a week or two when it was the Jam Of The Week on MTV and then it was top 10 on iTuens the next day.

Posted On: Saturday, Nov. 17 2007 @ 8:30AM
T.R.E.Y. says:

speaking of DJ Khaled.

"I'm So Hood" remix = ridank.

though really, they should start booting Fat Joe, Baby and Rick Ross off these "every Southern (and honorary Southern) rapper ever" posse cuts.

Posted On: Saturday, Nov. 17 2007 @ 5:41PM
tray says:

Actually, I like Birthday a lot better than this song. I don't know why you're down on T-Pain though. I see him as R Kelly gone everyman. And Buy You A Drank is the single of the year.

Posted On: Saturday, Nov. 17 2007 @ 9:22PM
Time Is Illmatic says:

Flo Rida has a mixtape hosted by Khaled, check out his freestyle over the dig a hole beat, its incredible...

also he's got a song with Hot Rod called "Tennessee Tags" u gotta check that out too he's got that rapid Bone Thugs flow down pat...

Posted On: Sunday, Nov. 18 2007 @ 12:21PM
tray says:

Oh, and I checked out that Cyclone song to see if it would get stuck in my head, and a day later, I can't remember how it went at all. Maybe I'm not that retentive. Also, I'm So Hood - awful. Khaled's one good single was Holla At Me, ever since it's been way downhill. We Takin Over sounded alright the first few times around but the more you hear it the more you realize how boilerplate it is and how bad everyone's verse was.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 19 2007 @ 4:33AM
dtree05 says:

Fl Rida's one of the few guys from the South who can actually flow, as well as his buddy, Brisco , who's carrying weed for Lil' Wayne these days. Check out his Freestyle over Dig a Whole from the Birthday mixtape (kinda outdated now, but it shows his skill). I'm telling you, he's a lyrical dude.

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 19 2007 @ 5:35AM
yessir says:

Flo rida record is a str8 banger
Stop sleepin on him
Flo rida is one of the nicest newest rappers
Check out his freestyle stuff

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 19 2007 @ 9:40AM
Darius says:

^ Signed Flo Rida?

Keep up that hustle, son!

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 19 2007 @ 2:54PM
Chris says:

You really like to say "histrionic," don't you?

Posted On: Monday, Nov. 19 2007 @ 4:58PM
MC says:

This writer is probably well meaning but if he first heard "Low" on iTunes then he's got his head buried in the sand. Also T-Pain didn't produce the song so he didn't bother to do any research beyond myspace. May next time he'll get on his game.

Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 20 2007 @ 2:45PM
MK says:

It's as lame as any other rap song, which is to say it's lame, period. Rap blows. I can't wait for the day it simply dies away.

Posted On: Wednesday, Nov. 21 2007 @ 12:28PM
Mz Chocolated says:

Get off his dick thats my man everything he do is good

Posted On: Friday, Nov. 23 2007 @ 8:32PM
BILLY GUNNZ says:

HE SUCKS BIG TIME

Posted On: Wednesday, Dec. 5 2007 @ 1:18AM
Flo Rida says:

woah man thanks Mz Chocolated but ill fuck up BILLY GUNNZ come over to LA...

Posted On: Monday, Feb. 25 2008 @ 7:10PM
Queenie says:

so sexy

Posted On: Wednesday, Mar. 5 2008 @ 8:54PM
whitemike69 says:

fuck this stupid ass nigga he is just a
fucking little bitch whose ass got smoked up in the theatre in LA.

Posted On: Monday, Mar. 10 2008 @ 4:39PM
Anonymous says:

i love u flo-dida

Posted On: Thursday, Mar. 13 2008 @ 6:55PM
Anonymous says:

man he should start his own record or sign with akon or sumbody tyte. but not with that fat ass khalid. i mean i m muslim to just like khalid but he think he is the shitttt and no one like that. all he say is weee the best. shut ur shitt man.

so (Flo) ride with sum one else man cause he got talent man. he is good is shittt.

Posted On: Monday, Mar. 17 2008 @ 8:16PM
Dade_County-Chick says:

For the man who wrote this shity ass article and everyone else on here who's hatin.....Get a new hobby. Flo-Rida is the shit right now and hatin on him aint gone make you famous. Itz always somebody out here hatin on the next person. If you dont like him then damn, thats you business but why always try to bring somebody else down for the good shit they doing? Would you rather him be on the streetz selling drugs or robbing you mama? Shut the fuck up and "Liiisten"!

Posted On: Tuesday, Mar. 18 2008 @ 9:21PM
Ms. 183rd says:

Flo Rida did for 183 & 187 APTs

Posted On: Sunday, Mar. 23 2008 @ 5:56PM
Jon! says:

geez flo rida's song low is da new cool types of song dont be dissin it

Posted On: Sunday, Apr. 20 2008 @ 12:05AM
xoxo~CeeCee~xoxo says:

HEY!!!

Yall don't need 2 hate/down on Flo Rida. I absolutely LOVE the song "Low." It's got a great dance beat and the lyrics are HOT! Besides, Flo Rida is SEXY (LOL)!!
Hatin' is bad for you because it makes you stressed out. Plus, if you don't like him or his music, then just don't worry about it. Hatin' and dissin' only makes YOU look ignorant, so leave it in your journals and in your head. Just keep it 2 yourself!!!

Posted On: Monday, May. 19 2008 @ 3:30PM
xoxo~CeeCee~xoxo says:

HEY!!!

Yall don't need 2 hate/down on Flo Rida. I absolutely LOVE the song "Low." It's got a great dance beat and the lyrics are HOT! Besides, Flo Rida is SEXY (LOL)!!
Hatin' is bad for you because it makes you stressed out. Plus, if you don't like him or his music, then just don't worry about it. Hatin' and dissin' only makes YOU look ignorant, so leave it in your journals and in your head. Just keep it 2 yourself!!! ^_^

Posted On: Monday, May. 19 2008 @ 3:30PM
yak says:

my time on da screen.im talkin to all da fuck niggaz, haters ,busters ,wat eva u niggaz call ur selves.hatin on 305 hustle u fucks need to get on ya,ll hustle out of town fuck niggaz.and u intown uncovers fuck yall to.A.P.T.S. I REP ALL DAY DADE COUNTY 305 U FUCKS NEED TO CLIMB WHERE WE AT .WE AT DA TOP .DAT RIGHT I SAID IT IM DOWN WIT FLO RIDA AND DOWN POE BOY SO WHO DONT LIKE IT STEP WEN U C US PULLIN UP ON DUBS EVERY BODY AROUND SAYIN LOOK LOOK LOOK DEM GOONS.

Posted On: Wednesday, Jun. 11 2008 @ 3:07PM
MERCEDES says:

FLO RIDE

Posted On: Tuesday, Jul. 8 2008 @ 11:48AM
MERCEDES says:

FLO RIDE

Posted On: Tuesday, Jul. 8 2008 @ 11:48AM
MERCEDES says:

FLO RIDE YOU ARE THE BEST SONG I KNOW YOU KNOW ELENA IM HER FRIENDE MY NAME IS MERCEDES I LOVE LISTEINH TO YOU MUISE AND YOU ARE THE BEST

Posted On: Tuesday, Jul. 8 2008 @ 11:52AM
MERCEDES says:

FLO RIDE YOU ARE THE BEST SONG I KNOW YOU KNOW ELENA IM HER FRIENDE MY NAME IS MERCEDES I LOVE LISTEINH TO YOU MUISE AND YOU ARE THE BEST

Posted On: Tuesday, Jul. 8 2008 @ 11:52AM
Tiffanie says:

Whoever the dumb ass was that wrote that bull shit doesnt know what he's talking about needs to get fucked up! Flo rida is not only talented but very sexy as well. The person who wrote that evidently has no love for rap music in general. So all you haters stop hating and get a life! I seen him preform live He One of the hottest rappers out right now!

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 20 2008 @ 10:51PM
Tiffanie says:

Whoever the dumb ass was that wrote that bull shit doesnt know what he's talking about needs to get fucked up! Flo rida is not only talented but very sexy as well. The person who wrote that evidently has no love for rap music in general. So all you haters stop hating and get a life! I seen him preform live He One of the hottest rappers out right now!

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 20 2008 @ 10:52PM
Tiffanie says:

Whoever the dumb ass was that wrote that bull shit doesnt know what he's talking about needs to get fucked up! Flo rida is not only talented but very sexy as well. The person who wrote that evidently has no love for rap music in general. So all you haters stop hating and get a life! I seen him preform live He One of the hottest rappers out right now!

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 20 2008 @ 10:52PM
Tiffanie says:

Whoever the dumb ass was that wrote that bull shit doesnt know what he's talking about needs to get fucked up! Flo rida is not only talented but very sexy as well. The person who wrote that evidently has no love for rap music in general. So all you haters stop hating and get a life! I seen him preform live He One of the hottest rappers out right now!

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 20 2008 @ 10:53PM
Tiffanie says:

Whoever the dumb ass was that wrote that bull shit doesnt know what he's talking about needs to get fucked up! Flo rida is not only talented but very sexy as well. The person who wrote that evidently has no love for rap music in general. So all you haters stop hating and get a life! I seen him preform live He One of the hottest rappers out right now!

Posted On: Wednesday, Aug. 20 2008 @ 10:53PM
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Posted On: Tuesday, Nov. 4 2008 @ 2:59AM
Chris Brown says:

Agreed. Hillarious Article, Flo Rida Sucks Totally, i mean what does he think of himself? donuts & ice-cream with a little bit of lime? nope, not a bad equation but certainly not this guy.

T-Pains cool though, but yeah, like in this video of "Kiss Kiss", he did nothing but wobble around, crack a few wanna-be lyrics & thats it. Plus the songs he is into nowadays, i mean, take your shirt off and shit, its dissapointing.

The T-Pain i know is the one with bartender, buy u a drank, & a record of hits. To make it more simple, Flo Rida is a peace of shit

Posted On: Wednesday, Dec. 16 2009 @ 3:05AM
toyin says:

I'm not going to dignify the original thread with a comment

Posted On: Wednesday, Dec. 23 2009 @ 1:14PM

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