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Live: Crystal Castles Rule Hard

Posted by Tom Breihan at 3:06 PM, March 27, 2008

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Will hurt you

Crystal Castles + Health + Team Robespierre + Apache Beat
Mercury Lounge
March 26, 2008

If you've managed to convincingly fuse chaotic basement-show art-punk with forbidding electro pummel-throb, it doesn't even matter if your entire crowd is made up of expensively dressed no-job-having scarf-people more concerned with snapping camera-phone pictures than actually, like, dancing; your show is basically going to be the shit. That's what happened with Crystal Castles last night. The previous night, Zach Baron had seen the Canadian synth-skree duo at Studio B in Greenpoint, an honest-to-God dance club, and he'd reported back great things. I sort of wish I'd seen that show, but even in the enthusiasm-dampening confines of the Mercury Lounge, they were something to behold.

Vocalist Alice Glass walked past me on her way to the stage, and she came up maybe to my elbow, but she looked like some sort of mythic demon up onstage: skin absurdly white, hair and eyes and clothes absurdly dark, mic chord twisted all around her arm, face screwed up into a vampirically evil perma-smile while she careened relentlessly around the stage and screeched incomprehensible babble. During the show, the only lighting was an extraordinarily bright strobe, so half the time the club was literally in total darkness. If you spend forty-five minutes staring at this girl while she wheels around strobe-lit like a thing possessed, you start to see things. There were instants when I could've sworn her face had turned bright red or she'd grown another eye. During the last song, when some chump jumped onstage to dance with her, I honestly wondered if she'd kill him. The next time the strobe blinked, he'd disappeared, so maybe she did.

Behind her, Ethan Kath and a touring drummer worked up a focused bass-heavy thump way more intense than their self-titled debut album, which I really like, might indicate. Live drummers for dance groups aren't always the best idea, but these drums where mic'ed-up right, and the guy was willing and able to play hammering house beats without embellishing even a little, which made a big difference. They wisely stayed away from the prettier and glitchier stuff on the album, sticking instead with the straight-up bangers. It felt a bit like they were just playing the same track over and over again, but they needed for that for the sort of full-immersion experience they pulled off. And both of them knew to play the background while Glass terrorized the stage. I haven't seen a band pull off anything like what they did last night since the Danse Macabre-era Faint, who were awesome, and who should come back and be awesome again. Crystal Castles' live show is a singularly ferocious experience, and I almost hope they stay away from summer festival shows and the like just so they can maintain the purity of their mystique.

All four bands on last night's bill worked some variation on the basement-show aesthetic. The LA four-piece Health found an intersection between jittery Troubleman Unlimited art-spazz and Boredoms tribal drone. This was almost theater: nobody but their monster of a primary drummer stuck to one instrument the whole time, and dudes would spend entire songs kneeling over cheap keyboards or single drums on the floor before jumping up and suddenly assuming frontman duty. Their vocals were distorted and manipulated enough to be effectively wordless, and their bass was missing a string, which probably doesn't make too much difference when you're only using it to make harsh electronic buzz-scrapes. But even as the band spent their entire set using everything to bash everything else out of shape, they never lost their sense of tectonic groove, and the effect was something like the drum solo from "Wipeout" falling slowly down a massive flight of granite stairs. Pretty good!

If the Brooklyn party-up five-piece Team Robespierre are postpunk, meanwhile, they're only post- by virtue of their crappy Casios and the general impression that they might be joking (which, actually, is probably more punk than postpunk anyway). If you swapped out those Casios for Farfisas, they'd be the sort of band who would've opened for Screeching Weasel in 1995. They play obvious, obnoxious snot-garage, and so the Mercury Lounge probably isn't the place for them; it's always depressing to see a singer venturing out into the crowd and being met with blank stares. I liked that they ended their set with an onstage pigpile, though.

Openers Apache Beat are people with nice clothes who play spiky, squalid new-wave. Their singer has a serious Siouxsie Sioux razor-bleat, and the band does a nice job organizing their murk around shifty grooves. I'd probably like they better if they used the actual beat from "Apache," though.

comments

While I don't really care about any of these bands, you did make this an interesting read.

Posted by: Encyclopedia Black at March 27, 2008 4:53 PM

i only know about Crystal Castles because Timbaland and Danja apparently jacked one of their beats for "Ayo Technology." kinda lame because the song's a little eh in the first place

Posted by: Trey Stone at March 27, 2008 6:03 PM

During the last song, when some chump jumped onstage to dance with her, I honestly wondered if she'd kill him. The next time the strobe blinked, he'd disappeared, so maybe she did.

hoe's a vampire. straight for the neck.

Posted by: Anonymous at March 27, 2008 9:12 PM

Crystal Castles need to pay Trevor Brown his fucking money.

Posted by: R-Lex at March 28, 2008 1:42 AM

wilding, i saw them and health monday. its funny with the vampire thing because we said the same thing. but she wasa a baller drinkign a bottle of yeungling just chilling. or liek wilding out not at all chilling idk.

Posted by: chrswllce at March 28, 2008 10:48 AM

Is Trevor Brown not getting his money? Someone recently left a similar comment about that on my blog.
Anyway, that CD of theirs is pretty rad. Also, that decription of their live show reminds me of the time I saw that other canadian electro-duo ADULT.

Posted by: Jared M. Thiele at March 28, 2008 1:18 PM

Rundown here: http://www.pileup.com/babyart/_top.htm

From his perspective, but I have no reason to believe dude would lie, it's not as some moronic CC fans have suggested for exposure. At any rate, I still kind of like them but this has soured me on buying any of their albums or supporting their shows.

Posted by: R-Lex at March 28, 2008 10:03 PM

That artist guy is mental. Screw 'em. Read i t and looks like they tried to help him.
Crybabyart. Music is good, that's all this G give a fuck about.

Posted by: Blanglanga at April 3, 2008 10:32 AM

A little late, but I wanted to offer my thanks for this piece. This album is the shit. It's also ample proof that the douche bags of Vampire Weekend bit their real name.

Posted by: Pat H. at April 13, 2008 6:02 PM

Better late than never - Apache Beat were actually my favorite of the four bands and Crystal Castles were at the bottom of the list. Quite funny to get this perspective. Seems I found them boring and generic for the same reasons the writer loved them. First off, they don't have any essence - every song is the same song over and over and over again - without the strobe light they have no show, just a hipster chick jumping around yelling over Atari Teenage Riot (other people must have noticed this, come on already!) samples, she's an exercise in mediocrity and how easily swayed the general hipster can be - and that jerk that always wears the hood and leather jacket, where did they dig this tool up? All in all it’s an “act” and if someone is looking for a “show” or “circus” than this should be good entertainment. Health to me were the band that embraced the “fashion & nice clothes” thing the most, they were straight out of an Urban Outfitters catalogue and had it down to a T. They’re set was interesting and they had some cool sounds going on up there, did they really need a lone electronic drum? No, but again it was part of the wardrobe but this time the music backed it up with scattered arrangements, attack and listen up kids…originality or at least their own spin on it. Team Robespierre were a good “meat & potatoes” kind of band…. Verse, chorus, verse, break down, you get the picture. Not a bad thing, their pop-punk, Williamsburg inspired set was fresh and the songs were memorable. There’s always room for this sort of creature. Apache Beat took the brave leap of opening the show at 8:00pm but pulled it off with grace and a no no-nonsense, tight set of sonic twists, African beats, Wire-ed guitar, Snake-like Kevin Shields bass and synth sounds not unlike something you’d hear on an Eno/Cluster album. The interesting arrangements showcased some diverse music which I haven’t heard any other acts meld. If you put this group on the strobe lit stage Castles had people would shit themselves but as Tina Turner sang best, We Don’t Need Another
Hero.

Davey Crocket

btw.. Pat H....kudos on the Vampire Wkend quote, those drips are the worst!

Posted by: Davey Crocket at April 14, 2008 12:05 PM

Better late than never - Apache Beat were actually my favorite of the four bands and Crystal Castles were at the bottom of the list. Quite funny to get this perspective. Seems I found them boring and generic for the same reasons the writer loved them. First off, they don't have any essence - every song is the same song over and over and over again - without the strobe light they have no show, just a hipster chick jumping around yelling over Atari Teenage Riot (other people must have noticed this, come on already!) samples, she's an exercise in mediocrity and how easily swayed the general hipster can be - and that jerk that always wears the hood and leather jacket, where did they dig this tool up? All in all it’s an “act” and if someone is looking for a “show” or “circus” than this should be good entertainment. Health to me were the band that embraced the “fashion & nice clothes” thing the most, they were straight out of an Urban Outfitters catalogue and had it down to a T. They’re set was interesting and they had some cool sounds going on up there, did they really need a lone electronic drum? No, but again it was part of the wardrobe but this time the music backed it up with scattered arrangements, attack and listen up kids…originality or at least their own spin on it. Team Robespierre were a good “meat & potatoes” kind of band…. Verse, chorus, verse, break down, you get the picture. Not a bad thing, their pop-punk, Williamsburg inspired set was fresh and the songs were memorable. There’s always room for this sort of creature. Apache Beat took the brave leap of opening the show at 8:00pm but pulled it off with grace and a no-nonsense, tight set of sonic twists, African beats, Wire-ed guitar, Snake-like Kevin Shields bass and synth sounds not unlike something you’d hear on an Eno/Cluster album. The interesting arrangements showcased some diverse music which I haven’t heard any other acts meld. If you put this group on the strobe lit stage Castles had people would shit themselves but as Tina Turner sang best, We Don’t Need Another
Hero.

Davey Crocket

btw.. Pat H....kudos on the Vampire Wkend quote, those drips are the worst!

Posted by: Davey Crocket at April 14, 2008 12:07 PM

Crystal Castles blow hard! It's all about the strobe light.

Posted by: Cherise' at April 28, 2008 3:19 PM

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