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The Quarterly Report: Best Singles of 2008 Thus Far

By Tom Breihan, Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 1:30PM
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Sassy but at the same time raspy

Impossible to overstate the seismic effect that actually having a car with a radio in it had on this list. A certain breed of pop song, after all, just wasn't built to be heard coming out of headphones or dinky computer speakers. Something like, say, "With Love" only sounds right when winter is slowly turning into spring and the sun is finally making occasional cameo appearances and one near-transcendent pop song song comes on pretty much every time you turn on the damn radio. At least half the songs on this list are total heavy-rotation fodder, though I'm not sure whether that means that this has been a particularly strong three months for chartpop or whether I'm just now finally paying attention again.

1. Big Boi: "Royal Flush [feat. Raekwon & Andre 3000]

I'm not sure quite when this happened, but now a rap song with no hook suddenly feels like a cause for celebration, at least when it has rappers as great as these three on it. "Skew It on the Bar-B," the 1998 OutKast single where these three last got together, had a earworm hook that still gets lodged in my brain when I so much as think about it. On this one, though, the only thing separating the three verses is a ghostly little Isley Brothers sample that disappears after like two seconds. But at least right now I prefer "Royal Flush," possibly because it's become so rare to hear any rappers go as nuts as all three of these guys do. Over a hard-rattling walking bassline, Big Boi resurrects his first-album flow, his syllables a crazy syncopated blur that tumble over each other so quickly I'm still not exactly sure what all he's saying, though I know it's something about the president being dumb. Just like he did on "Skew It," Rae winnows his delivery down to a series of hammering couplets, all popped plosives and inscrutable old NY slang. And Andre 3000 puts on an absolute clinic, veering all over the place for I don't even know how many bars and finding tricky internal rhythms in his quest to deliver a humanist message that doesn't quite let anyone off the hook. These guys, one assumes, can put together a track like this one anytime they feel like it, and I wish they'd feel like it more often.

2. Mary J. Blige: "Just Fine (Treat Em Right Remix) [feat. Lil Wayne, Precise & Swizz Beatz]"

Swizz Beatz is a smart guy. It takes a smart guy to realize when a decent-enough precision-tooled self-help dance-jam would benefit immeasurably if someone swapped its expensive synthed-up glide out for a hard-thumping club-rap beat from a seventeen-year-old Chubb Rock track. The original "Just Fine" didn't quite work for me because it was too antiseptic and paint-by-numbers. Mary loves singing about rising up above the chaos in her life, but her tracks work best when you can actually hear something like that chaos, either in her voice or in the track she's singing over. Over that great charged-up 1991 running-man shit, all that talk about self-reliance and resilience suddenly sounds like an honest-to-God celebration of those qualities. Swizz, of course, clutters the track up even further with berserk ad-libs and chants and panting noises, all of which somehow make the track even more frantic and urgent. And Wayne's verse at the end is the best thing he's done in forever, a giddily sputtering free-associative victory-lap from someone very, very happy to be there. The only thing that would make this thing better would be if we got a new Chubb Rock verse out of it, especially if he replaced that Precise chick.

Voice review: Alfred Soto on Mary J. Blige's Growing Pains

3. Vampire Weekend: "A-Punk"

A nervy, wiry two-minute new-wave sugar-rush about throwing half of a silver wedding ring to the bottom of the sea, or something. Actually, I have no idea what "A-Punk" is about, but the track's tone manages to pretty much perfectly encapsulate the sort of tense, liberating uncertainty that comes with those first couple of months out of college, the feeling that you shouldn't be standing still but you don't know where you're supposed to be running. I love the quizzical woundedness in Ezra Koenig's voice and the fizzily dreamy organ bit. And the "hey-hey-hey" part reminds me of Operation Ivy. I am always happy to be reminded of Operation Ivy.

Voice review: Mike Powell on Vampire Weekend's Vampire Weekend
Voice review: Julianne Shepherd on Vampire Weekend's Vampire Weekend

4. Jordin Sparks: "No Air [feat. Chris Brown]"

Teenpop tends to work best when it's done by actual teenagers who sound totally lost in whatever mush they're singing. Lyrically, "No Air" is overblown soap-opera breakup fluff, and conceptually it's a totally calculated attempt to make Sparks into a viable pop star by pairing her with a proven success-story counterpart. But Sparks and Brown really do sound like their entire worlds are falling to pieces without each other, especially on that firebreathing climax where Sparks sounds like she's screaming to Brown from miles away. And as for the track, big-budget pop-music doesn't get better than this, its shivering keyboards and rippling guitars and effervescent strings all swelling up into a glassy power-ballad beast of a chorus.

5. Gary Allan: "Watching Airplanes"

Even leaving aside the biographical stuff that'll turn every Gary Allan breakup song into an instant tearjerker from now until infinity (the guy's wife committed suicide), this one is the sort of weary, relatable, string-drenched throat-lump grown-man power-ballad that only Nashville gets right anymore. The lyrical conceit is simple but elegantly rendered and resonant as hell: a guy parks his truck outside the airport and stares up at planes taking off and trying to figure out which one you might be on and why you don't love him anymore. And Allan's big, craggy white-soul voice is pretty much the perfect vehicle for this sort of blatant, unashamed sentimentality. With someone like Allan, nakedly manipulative hamminess like this this doesn't sound cheap. It sounds earned.

6-10. Usher: "Love in This Club [feat. Young Jeezy]"; B.O.B.: "Fuck You [feat. Lil Boosie & DG Yola]"; Roots: "Get Busy [feat. Dice Raw, Peedi Crack & DJ Jazzy Jeff]"; Chris Brown: "With You"; Webbie: "Independent [feat. Lil Phat & Lil Boosie]"

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Andre 3000, Big Boi, Chris Brown, Country, Gary Allan, Indie-pop, Jordin Sparks, Lil Wayne, Mary J. Blige, OutKast, Pop, Precise, Quarterly report, R&B, Raekwon, Rap, Swizz Beatz, Vampire Weekend
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Comments (20)

scott pgwp says:

The best thing about "A-Punk" is the lone "Oh" in the chorus. A simple, short, one-syllable sound. In lesser hands it would have been "Oh Oh Oh" or, god forbid, "Oooooooh." Instead it is the funnest indie pop chorus to sing along to since... whichever VW song comes on right before that one.

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 3:05PM
MagnumOpus says:

What about Lupe Fiasco's Superstar Remix?

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 3:14PM
Rollinson says:

These guys, one assumes, can put together a track like this one anytime they feel like it, and I wish they'd feel like it more often.

You said the same thing on the podcast and I'm still not sure why the hell you believe this to be true. Artists are not water faucets.

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 4:21PM
Jayson Greene says:

hey Tom, would be curious to hear your thoughts on the Idolator piece that ran yesterday.....

http://idolator.com/373865/a-love-that-shall-never-wayne

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 4:22PM
jordan s says:

rae, andre and big boi in the studio recording royal flush:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 4:49PM
ondioline says:

Rollinson...

I'm reminded of Kanye's line about Lauryn Hill here... And I tend to agree with you.

U2's "All That You Can't Leave Behind"
DMB's "Everyday"
Coldplay's "X&Y"
R.E.M. "Around the Sun" (and "Reveal" too).

All stunning reversals of fortune from people who, regardless of what you think about their overall artistic merit, should've known better, should've made better, etc. But then again, as I said in another post, every record can't be Jordan wearing the "23". Some of them are straight "45".

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 4:58PM
walkmasterflex says:

Yeah, I'm interested in your opinion on that Idolator piece too. I'm a pretty big Wayne fan and had a lot to say about it in the comments section. I'm assuming someone specifically mentioned in the article might have a little bit to say, as well...

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 5:14PM
Tom Breihan says:

I already said my piece on "Lollipop," and I'm not really interested in inter-blog pissing matches. Once you get started with that whole mess, there's no exit.

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 5:23PM
dirtydishcloth says:

1. Royal Flush
2. Gardenia

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 5:29PM
o-dog says:

pussy

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 5:32PM
brainsbrolic says:

mentioning vampire weekend and operation ivy in the same paragraph must warrant some sort of vicious beatdown. p.s. what about 'dat girl...'? flip yr lid pop moment of 2008 courtesy of Usher

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 5:57PM
Anonymous says:

noooooooo i was rickrolleddddd

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 6:45PM
Trey Stone says:

i don't know. Wayne's verse is great but Swizz's beat on the "Just Fine" remix seems real plodding to me compared to the original.

and "With You?" really now

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 8:05PM
Wes says:

Chris Brown's "With You" might epitomize the generic teenybopper ballad.

B.O.B.'s "Fuck You" is great...should have cracked top 5. Same with the Usher single.

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 8:19PM
Encyclopedia Black says:

@ondioline: well said.

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 1 2008 @ 9:34PM
Tray says:

They really nailed Tommy, didn't they? Wow. Um, on Royal Flush, I guess I'm the only one who didn't like it. Rae's verse was really average and narcoleptic-sounding, and Andre... that

change is dange

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shit is too cutesy for me. How is that a clinic? It's like e.e. cummings for the mentally retarded. And I guess anything that says Bush is dumb is automatically incisive political commentary in some folks' books, but in mine it helps if you know what you're talking about and don't say crazy stuff about the North Koreans having nuclear warheads that can reach California. Next thing you know Jeremiah Wright will use that factoid in one of his sermons. I know he's just a rapper and as Bush used to say, the soft bigotry of low expectations is in full effect, but still.

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 2 2008 @ 1:09AM
a-tom says:

Victory lap? Clinic? Rising above chaos? I like the content of this blog (not tryin to hate!) but the critic cliches are just too much.

By the way, google says you've used the term "victory lap" 23 times! That shit needs to retire like the Ying Yang Twins!

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 2 2008 @ 2:27PM
Lucas says:

Yet, a-tom, you took the time to actually phrase search on google and "retire like the Ying Yang Twins," really? How can you get down on Tom for using "critic cliches" when the best you can come up with involves the Ying Yang Twins?

Tom, I'm going to have to agree that the level of eye bleach necessary after Op Ivy and media-starlet Vampire Weekend was pretty ridiculous.

I'll be honest, I was looking for "I'm Me" on this list. Not necessarily because I think the lyrics are life changingly brilliant, but they are good, and the song just comes across as another big, in your face Weezy knocker like "Fireman." Plus rhyming Zeppelin in a way that doesn't seem 800% contrived is a skill.

Posted On: Friday, Apr. 4 2008 @ 3:50AM
Disco Vietnam says:

I see no reason why you shouldn't at least offer some response to the Idolator piece. It mentions you by name, makes interesting and valid points and the last time I checked the whole point of this stuff was to foster dialogue and conversation. A response would hardly be tantamount to urination and frankly, two critics getting into a pissing contest over Lil Wayne is preferable to allowing them both to just masturbate.

Posted On: Friday, Apr. 4 2008 @ 3:23PM
Dan Weiss says:

awww cute attempts to start blogbeef

Posted On: Sunday, Apr. 6 2008 @ 11:52AM

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