Bill Jensen

Captured by our bossman's iPhone, paint still wet, on Saturday night.

Tagging your social-media account? Seriously? We run the internet and this is still reprehensible. Next we gonna see Stumbleupon links in throw-ups? Reddit usernames painted on naked girls? FOR A GOOD TIME, BECOME A FAN OF DIGG USER WEEZYPANTS scrawled on the back of the stall doors?

Our favorite pair of Brazilian twins have been commissioned to replace that Keith Haring mural on the corner of Bowery and Houston. We are totally stoked to see what this looks like when it's done and plan to spend our lunch breaks staring at it every single day. Since our camera's been acting like a broken-down whore, our pal F Trainer took some photos of Os Gemeos working on this piece and kindly let us share them with you. Enjoy, bitches!

Sorta like a sober version of this. . .

No idea why you don't see this more. Are you people really that mature?

This phenomenal Woody Allen piece has been running on a Roebling firebox for a while. But it's a pretty awesome tribute from that stencil-mad Parisian, C215. Only problem: this piece is in Williamsburg. Wouldn't Woody, if he'd been his Annie Hall age, have lived in the Slope?

Quick question: Where would this banana seat take you? Fire Island?

Nom nom nom nom

All correspondences, marriage proposals, parachute undies, should all be directed here. James, you can thank us later! (Swear to Jesus, we did not place that box of Entenmann's pastries there on the sidewalk like fish bait, it was there when we arrived.)

We post this Bedford Avenue scribble in tribute to today's Williamsburg-themed meme: "Parents Pulling the Plug on Williamsburg Trust-Funders," starring one Hipster Sponger, who also happens to be creator of the "Mr and Miss Williamsburg" Pageant. Think she'll end up on a poster too?