[Found over at Glob]

Earlier in the week, Gawker, on the unforgiving success-is-measured-by-page-view grind, yanked an Art Basel photo from Blogue of a dude identified as monster-scribbler Neckface. Shortly after they possibly blew up Nasty's spot, Blogue swapped out the original photo for one in which Mr. Neck's face is obscured with the PhotoShop burn tool (see above). This, friendz, is the internet equivalent of being caught hovering over the toilet when the cops come to bust down the door on a drug raid. Not a good look.

But then yesterday, we got two more photos of Neckface, one longhair who looks like a Max Fish fly, the other of the Blogue dude eating corn and looking like "a cross between Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger." We know, snore, we're falling asleep rehashing this, but anyway, now you can all peep what Neckface "allegedly" looks like. As if you couldn't all have gone to 205 20 months ago and seen what he looked like yourselves.

But back to our point. Holy Hell, Neck Face has a face! He also has a neck! Call the media blogs, people who write on walls also have hands, eyes, mouths, and toes!

WAIT WAIT, THIS JUST IN: Judith Supine uses the little boys' room!

Whatever you think of Neck Face, you gotta admit that the dude's a smart little fucker. He's been profiled in the New Yorker, called the city's "Best Anonymous Sex Symbol," and awarded his own terrible pun of a headline in the New York Daily News, yet the world-at-large still claims not to know who the kid really is. (He's hiding out with Dash Snow. No, for real.)

Now he even has his own skate shoe. The Neck Face X Vans limited-edition collaboration was announced last summer, but the shoes and T-shirts finally became available this past weekend. Interested? They're available at the UK boutique Solebox for 85 Euros, which works out to roughly $100 a pair. Cheaper than that Basquiat Reebopper clown shoe.

NECK FACE IS A FAT OLD MAN/NECK FACE IS A YOUNG MEXICAN BOY
Taken last week on the Lower East Side.