Five Scary TV Monsters!

Posted by Corina Zappia at 11:06 AM, October 31, 2006

LUCIFER

(Short-hair-style.com)

For many years, Eye mistook Katie Couric for the devil instead of just a trifling Satan’s accomplice. Who knew the real Mcdeal lurked in the shadow of Regis all along, feasting on the flesh of innocent kitties and baby Care Bears?

THE DRAGON LADY

Before: Victoria’s Secret superboob and Fresh Prince gal pal. Now: Robbing the Avon Lady. Her kindest Top Model moment this season was when she voted off Monique for skipping a shoot, even though she was sick in the hospital the night before.

SKELETOR

Says Eye's roommate: "Renee Zellweger and Ellen Barkin had a kid and refused to feed it."

THE PRICE IS DRACULA

(CBS)

Suck from the neck of the Barker Beauty and you too can have life everlasting.

THE BITCH WHO JUST WON'T DIE

(media.marketwire.com)

..no matter how many times you shoot her.